oh great.. as if the vibe couldn't get any worse in toronto the fuckin spider is out today

Just did an awful job of wiping, absolutely botched it, sadly no way to fix this so I’m just going to walk around stinking and stanking

Without baseball what am i supposed to do now. Why has baseball forsaken us

B eervcoma

Last night was a piece of cheese with medicine inside

Peeing is so easy. I can do in my sleep

yeah i got ptsd. pornst traumatic stroke disboner

ST1LL H4V3NT F0UND M¥ BUTTP1UG. . .

unknown number called me today and said nothing so i started screaming into the phone and they made a noise and paused for like a minute and i hung up and they called me back again

I'm like if a hamburger wasn't helped

Yeaszdf

popping a perc and my tail starts wagging

i’m detoxing except for smoking and drinking and social media so i’m mostly just cutting out the stuff i hate like my job

H

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This is what they took from you

"do you like using twitter?" does sisyphus like his boulder

asking the snot-nosed cashier at target how much the register costs

Goodbye everybody

left a cigarette that just said “suicide” on the porch on accident and my dad thought i died and that was my letter