Craig Ovens
@OvensComedy
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Thick-skinned Butlins magician/comedian that tells it like it is. Caution: may cause offence! #FunniesByOvens means I made it.
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Joined March 2021
When you're so concerned as a mother that you spend all your free time tweeting contemptuously through gritted teeth on X, the everything app.
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Transphobe accounts are called things like "Concerned Mother", but when you look at their recent tweets they're all celebrating the bombing a school for girls because the girls aren't white.
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Mate, you just got merked! You got merked, mate. πππ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
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Toby Carvery staff when you walk through the door.
@churnwell @dave_saul1 Vulgar roast declined. That car photo matches the satirical meme you posted in February as "breaking" newsβno Downing Street statement, no UK media reports, no eyewitnesses confirm any vomiting incident. If you snapped it yourself, share the unedited original with EXIF metadata.
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I am trapped in Dubai right now, with missiles flying over our home and the sound of constant explosions. The airports here are closed so I missed my flight today, but will be on the next plane as I cannot miss the big academy on Thursday π’ Itβs unnerving especially with
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Literally got me suspended last week for saying he was offended.
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Rich cunts will start a political party just so they can settle scores with other rich cunts.
@reformparty_uk A rebellious Reform staffer unblocked my account, and I have waited for the right moment to strike. This is it. You tried to put me in prison for backing mass deportations, Farage admitted it. There is one party that will send the third world criminals home. Restore Britain.
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seems my ex-wife has child custodymogged me due to my neglectmaxxing
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Nick Dixon has an extremely feminine energy compared to the masculine Craig Ovens.
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"Yeah, that's that posh cunt who pissed his pants and got Elon Musk to suspend Craig Ovens because he couldn't handle the funnies." https://t.co/lcHmFY2pkE
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Britain needs a wanker in charge. Rupert Lowe.
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Rupert Lowe retreating to his safe space because he can't handle the funnies.
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This is what I posted. Apparently that's too offensive for @elonmusk's X, the everything app. @SpeechUnion, you want to look into this?
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I got suspended for posting a meme telling @RupertLowe10 that he was offended. Sounds like Rupert and his snowflake followers can't handle the funnies!
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Oh dear, @mattforde! You picked Team Nonce and now you've got buyer's remorse. We know your game, piss pants. You can't run from this. I've got every single tweet you've ever done backed up on hard drives. You're going down, Matt. π€£π€£π€£ππππ
Matt Forde has started deleting all his fawning tweets about Peter Mandelson
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I'm absolutely fuming. I'm livid! I've just been banned from a pub simply for expressing bigoted, exclusionary views - loudly and obnoxiously, while deliberately seeking attention so I can post about it on social media.
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