Oscar the Grouch
@OscarTheGrouch
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Officially grouchy from Sesame Street. Scram!
Joined February 2014
This holiday, I’m gonna stay home in my trash can and avoid people.
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nope.
Oscar is a grouch, but he’s still my friend (even if he doesn’t know it).
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😍.
people will seriously pay $5000 a month to live like this and say they love it
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2022 is going to be terrible. Oh, I know. I say that every year. But I'm always right!.
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I just had a great idea! It starts with you leaving.
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Scram!. 😡😡😡. 😡 😡. 😡 😡. 😡 😡. 😡😡😡.
❤️❤️❤️.❤️.❤️❤️.❤️.❤️❤️❤️.
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I’m not an anytime of day person. SCRAM!.
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Bob was one of the nicest guys I ever knew. He was my perfect opposite.💚
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Twitter was trash anyway. Can I have Twitter if you decide to throw it away?.
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Maybe everyone will stay away now that I don't have a blue checkmark!.
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I’m not great at listening to others share their big feelings, but my worm Slimey is. You should talk with him if you ever need to chat. 🐛💚 #EmotionalWellBeing.
Wow! Elmo is glad he asked! Elmo learned that it is important to ask a friend how they are doing. Elmo will check in again soon, friends! Elmo loves you.❤️ #EmotionalWellBeing
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I saw my shadow this morning. Which means that I will still be grouchy for at least six more weeks. #GroundhogDay
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No I’m not.
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More time in my trash can, less time interacting. That’s what us grouches are doing in 2019.
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“What are you getting for Valentine’s Day?”.Me: Trash.
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I’m freezing. Would it kill you guys to throw away a scarf?.
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This year, I’m getting everyone trash. Heh Heh Heh.
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I am positive I don’t want to do that.
Oscar, we are going to work on adding more positivity to your life.
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Decided to come on Twitter to remind all of you what a MISERABLE day it is today. He he he. NOW SCRAM!.
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Wordle 245 X/6. ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜.⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜.⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜.⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜.⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜.⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜. What a rotten, terrible day. I love it.
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Grouchy….
Elmo is just checking in! How is everybody doing?.
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I really want to come out of my can, but there are people outside.
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The weekend is here. Time to stay in my trashcan and do nothing.
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Go away, everybody!.
Hello, everybody!!!!.
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Morning people annoy me. So do afternoon people and night people. People in general, really.
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Another day, another reason to avoid people at all costs.
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You want some motivation? Fine. Remember it's trashcan not trashcan't.
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Bring me back some trash! #SlimeyInParis.
With tiny bags and a big heart, Slimey sets out to join his friends in Paris! #ParisOlympics #SlimeyInParis
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Get off my lawn.
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If you're the type of person who likes to be left alone, I'm with you. Better yet, I'm not with you.
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This is a nice photo of Bob. I think it would be a nice way to remember him. After all, he was the only one to never try to cheer me up, and that made me happy.
Rosita, I want to bring this drawing of Mr. Looper I drew. It always cheers me up and would love to place him on your ofrenda.
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I want to have a terrible day.
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If you're down in the dumps, call me. I'm probably nearby.
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I'm planning my own Christmas party in my trash can. No, you are not invited– it's an exclusive event.
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Ah, the weekend. A perfect reason to stay inside and avoid people!.
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This is how I met Slimey. The best little worm a grouch can ask for. 🐛
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Don't you love peeking outside and not seeing anyone? It's the little things.
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Washington, D.C. has some of the nicest monuments! Real beauties.
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Wanna hear something scary? .You have to go to work tomorrow.
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Rainy days are my favorite. I like to watch everyone who forgot their umbrellas at home. Heh Heh Heh.
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Elmo is just letting you know that Elmo might be a little grouchy today. Naptime didn't go as planned.
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Do not sign. I repeat, DO NOT SIGN my birthday card!.
Did you know that @OscarTheGrouch's birthday is this Saturday? Sign his birthday card to wish him a rotten birthday 🎂🗑️:
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I'm not angry, I'm grouchy. There's a difference.
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Scram.
Elmo checked in on Oscar . it went exactly how you think it would. Ha ha ha! Elmo still loves you, @Oscarthegrouch! 🤷🫶
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Yes. Leave me alone.
Wildlife just wants to be left alone. Don’t we all?.
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Excuse me????.
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You look shaggy, just like me. I don't dislike you.
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Staying home.
What are all my friends up to this weekend?.
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I love November. Why? Because it has the word NO in it!.
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While everyone's busy being thankful, I'm just over here enjoying some solitude in my trash can. 🗑️ #Thanksgiving #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
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Can you both be tall somewhere away from my trash can?.
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If you are thinking of doing this next to my trash can you can X-out that idea!.
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Well, well, well. looks like I got a bunch of new followers, huh? Well grouches don’t like followers, so SCRAM!.
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Fall is here, so leaf me alone. Really though, leave me alone.
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