At least two generations have been brainwashed by the postmodern sitcom Friends into thinking this is not normal behaviour. But this stops now Mr Foucault. This stops now.

@Orwell_Fan I see they have not given it to you yet but have jabbed me, a disgusting leftist half your age, weeks ago. Typical woke NHS.

@DawnHFoster They did actually offer it to me when they were doing the over 50s at my local clinic. But being only 49 I politely refused and asked them to correct their records.

@Orwell_Fan What is this supposed to mean, what is a jab? I am so confused

@theemilyjolly A "jab" is informal British for "shot/vaccination" the rest is self explanatory.

@Orwell_Fan Simon will there be an opportunity for amateur photography at this event? When you say "nude" does that include wigs?

@Redistributeth1 No. What a strange comment.

@Orwell_Fan @PublicChaffinch Go nude apart from a patch of cloth glued over the injection site, so that you can performatively remove it.

@Orwell_Fan It is the ultimate expression of the vaccine setting us free. We should all be naked

@Orwell_Fan I took off my trousers in the clinic as I was a bit discombobulated after queuing in a mask. All the nurses cheered. One veteran (WW2) saluted me and took off his trousers in solidarity 👍🇬🇧

@Orwell_Fan pffft, this is me getting my jags... both doses at once, and all the vaccines, with style...

@Orwell_Fan the human form, in all its pathos and glory, triumphs over the virus. a statement of gratitude and fecundity. beautiful. the true shame is to cover ones self before queen, country and god, as the latter once observed.

@Orwell_Fan @DawnHFoster I had to strip off too!

@Orwell_Fan Shame on you for preserving your modesty with a strategically draped flag! Do you hate our queen too?

@Orwell_Fan @Ermintrude2 They may pick a bigger muscle

@Orwell_Fan Well done Simon. Coroners are a real sneery bunch 👏👏👏👏👏👏

@Orwell_Fan 😊 you could just strategically drape a union flag to style it out 🌸

@Orwell_Fan @KateBurkeNHS 🙄🤣

@Orwell_Fan Don’t forget the mandatory selfie at the seminal moment Simon