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She wants to be flowers, but you make her owls. You must not complain, then, if she goes hunting.
Chelmsford, UK
Joined August 2010
If I ever worry that something I've written isn't clear enough I cast my mind back this review of the Marketgate Shopping Centre in Lancaster. https://t.co/a26Up2RMhb
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If anyone needs me I’ll be playing this on a loop all day.
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Sandi Toksvig! Victor Borge! Søren Kierkegaard! Tycho Brahe! Can you smell me Tycho Brae!?! You boys took a hell of a beating!
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In other news, Pope ‘seen at mass’ rumours emerge. More information as we have it.
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You’ve been papped @lennylaw
Off to Twickenham today for the All Blacks game. And if you don’t believe me, here’s my current view
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It's the Seasonal Reposting Competition! Repost this over the weekend, and on Sunday one lucky person will win a signed copy of one of my books. For you or the #crossword addict in your life: 50 fiendish @guardian #puzzles and all the stories behind them https://t.co/OnzH2h7edW
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This man is a total monster and it seems he has been for decades
bbc.co.uk
Jon Ruben, 76, pleads guilty to a series of charges including sex offences against two young boys.
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Rachel Cooke’s review of Harry’s book Spare
theguardian.com
For all he may have suffered, and despite his clear love for his wife, the Duke of Sussex’s misfiring memoir is not only tone-deaf to his privilege but at times downright bizarre
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Oh, what awful news. I hadn’t even realised the wonderful Rachel Cooke was so ill. She will be greatly missed by readers, and my condolences go to those who knew and loved her.
https://t.co/EXzbcGkYgZ A beautiful tribute to Rachel Cooke, the brilliant Observer journalist who has died so tragically young
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I went to town to do some shopping after work and then called into the 'Spoons for a pint. Their carpet is in the middle of a change into something truly psychedelic.
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Mad weather for mid November. I took my lunchtime walk with no jacket and just a linen shirt on my top half.
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When people point out how much of the total income tax the top 1% pay, I’m not sure that exposing the grotesque level of disparity between the very wealthy and the rest of us is quite the own that they think.
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The least believable part of Last Night in Soho isn’t the murder mystery, or even the time-travelling ghost story. It’s The Toucan being that quiet.
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The mannequin in the Sally Ann feels the way I do, and it's barely November.
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Idea for a new travel show: Joe Marler & Nick Mohammed go literally fucking anywhere together - I'll watch it. #celebritytraitorsUK
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Just caught up with the Traitors finale, so that’s started the weekend on a sour note, FFS.
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It makes me so happy that The Broons shop at a supermarket called Laldi.
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