One man I talked to at breakfast was a retired structural engineer. Sharp guy. As we talked about the current state of affairs, he said, “You know, when I hear someone talking about Biden, I say, ‘So you’re voting for Trump then?’ If they say ‘yes,’ in every instance…they’re a

Now you see why the media hates Biden, he's old and boring and talks policy. They want to hear about Hannibal Lector eating people, cancer windmills, electric sharks and shit.

BREAKING: In a stunning leak, Donald Trump gave the keynote address at the Heritage Foundation where he announced the work the foundation did (Project 2025) would be crucial to his policy goals. Retweet so all Americans know Trump will enact Project 2025. https://t.co/6oGLli1qVG

I’m not his biggest fan, but these are adorable. Like a well-meaning, slow-witted lunkhead who couldn’t resist when he saw an open jar of Nutella. He should not be president again but he should be allowed to have goofy adventures like this.

Seeing that nobody's on Twitter anymore, and we can get away with stuff, here's a list of agencies & clients I've always thought were pricks 🧵 (1/62)

"Over the next four years, he proved that this entitled attitude was not limited to sex or women. Trump doesn't think anyone has a right to say 'no' to him." Trump's sexual predation and his attempted coup come from the same place. https://t.co/l8S6EMEEKW

My father was proud of his service in Vietnam but told me his time in the @USMC took his hearing and his sanity. A few years later he died from agent orange cancer. My father was entitled to every penny, @washingtonpost This editorial is disgusting.

Elizabeth Warren on #MorningJoe “We got to call the Republicans out on this. They are threatening to wreck our entire economy just to protect a wealthy handful.”

"We couldn't sell our Hunter Biden confection to American voter when it was fresh. Maybe Twitter users will buy it now that it's nicely moldy and stale?"

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HE DID IT! AARON JUDGE HITS NUMBER 62!

“If there’s no detractors, you’re not leading” @SethGodinBlog at @WeAreUnily

.@NJGov throwback to August 2013 for #NationalLighthouseDay

Fox News wants me and my staff physically harmed. Here’s how they do it 🧵 This week @JesseBWatters and @TuckerCarlson lied and said I traveled to Paris and stayed at the Ritz with my staff. They showed pictures of two staff members who they claimed were on the trip. 1/3

Can someone tell ⁦@FOXSports⁩ never to do this again? Beyond offensive.

Here's the actual order of events: Pence declares he decides the election -> stock market crash -> emergency NATO meeting -> Trump admin says they had no idea Pence would do this -> Pence resigns. And that is why Pence didn't do it.

New: Border Patrol tactical agents who breached the classroom and killed the shooter acted on their own initiative after mounting frustration, sources tell @JuliaEAinsley

As an ex prosecutor from Uvalde, I can say based on my past interactions with Uvalde PD, you will never know the truth about what went down in that school until every inch of video tape is released to the press.