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Socially inept. Unhealthy plant addiction. Prefers animals to people. Tarot readings, crystals, all that jazz. Occassional cosplayer. Taken💍
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Welcome to my page. On the left you'll see wholesome content. On the right you'll see memes and degeneracy. And straight ahead you'll see me being unapologenically weird.
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Bruh, the first thing Will Stanton did once he knew he was in the dream realm was fucking stand up and ditch his wheelchair. Some people don't make their disabilities their entire identity
accepting the existence of magic in a fantasy setting should not be easier than accepting the existence of disabled people in a fantasy setting🪓
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There's a fine line between genius and insanity
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The face of unspeakable terrors
like now im genuinely scared shitless of what he might do
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My whole life I've been lead to believe men like women with a washboard stomach and I've felt really self-conscious about having even a tiny bit of tummy fat being noticeable in formfitting clothing
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Post the same actor in two roles that show their range
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>much better at growing vegetables
Leftists are much more tolerant of physical discomfort.
Much better at actually doing things like living rough and growing vegetables, riots, squat houses, festivals, building wooden ships in the jungle.
Many rightists don't get too far from the A/C unit and shower.
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Owls must've had a great marketing team to become symbols of wisdom
Owls don't have such relatively large, well developed brains, and when tested in captivity haven't shown above average intelligence.
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Admit it, you don't hate these characters, because they are well written and happen to be women
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POV: you're about to be asked to go on a side quest
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I don't think some of ya'll know how much this means to women who were taught that kind of insecurity
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I'm spiritual, but I'm also hood and I will not hesitate to realign a mf's chakra
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Since Trudeau threatened to freeze the protesters' assets, now there's a bank run.
I don't care what side of the political spectrum you fall on, this should be a red flag to everyone
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Book ending of 'The Mist': things are bleak and it's probably the end of days, but we still have hope
Movie ending of 'The Mist':
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Uh, yes
Can you name a wizard that was smart enough to carry a firearm?
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Mark got the awkward, nerdy girl makeover from those 90s movies
I don't think I'll ever get over the insane glow up Markiplier had
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Haaank! Don't enter the witch's cottage! She turns all trespassers into frogs! HAAAANK!
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How to because a cat lady with this one simple trick
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I'm an introvert, we don't make friends we get adopted by extroverts
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Called it
@longliveskelly
Probably just another unannounced break. He'll post something horny or absurd and follow it up with "Oh yeah, I was gone for like a month breaking down the psychology of [some normal human fuction]"
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You see younglings, before the time of spotify and smartphones EVEN BEFORE THE TIME OF IPODS, we had to make our own playlists on CDs
Now, CD stands for "compact disk" and–
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Goes to show if you have enough money, any wrongdoings just magically go away
Unless you do something super egregious
Ezra Miller’s legal problems have mostly disappeared.
Sources close to
@VanityFair
claim a whack-a-mole style legal strategy of paying off alleged victims is happening after having seen one NDA and heard of a handful of others.
(Source: )
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Happy Muscle Girl Monday my lovelies
Hope you have a good week
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I'll use offensive language all I want, damnit
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Friend who annoyingly grandstanded getting his 3 jabs is positive for the coof and I'm just like
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Skill issue. Grandma clothes rock
"you can get cheaper clothes, just go thrifting"
Thrift stores generally have stuff mostly older people have thrown out, not online fashion trends popular amongst younger queer people.
There are 6 charity shops literally on my road and they're all mostly grandma clothing lol.
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@dyingscribe
I don't know if you've read up on French history, but they're a fan of cutting things off when they're upset
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Cats may get health benefits from vegan diet, study suggests
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Can't do shit 'round here without the man getting a stiffy istg
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I see no problem normalizing women being bra-less
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@CallMeMrCrabs
@BokutouSenpai
This is how fuckin' wild cancel culture is. You can literally just agree with someone's legal right to defend themself and someone else will just call you a neo-nazi
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Put on real pants for the gym
Sincerely, someone who doesn't want just a G string between your asshole and the gym equipment
Guy in the gym presses me for wearing painted paints… 🤬
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You ever randomly remember an old song of nowhere and have to hunt it down?
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At best this man gets a community note. At worst, the Swifties will have him doxxed within 48 hours
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Cultural appropriation is when white people have naturally curly hair
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The man asked me why we couldn't wait to take pics on a sunny day instead of a cloudy one.
Oh... he don't know...
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Good morning lovelies
Happy Muscle Girl Monday
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People: "What do you mean you don't like hugs?"
Me:
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You'll never find peace changing yourself to please everyone
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The ppl who want an easy mode for single player games are the same ppl who advocate for participation trophies
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@TMannu6
Saw an argument like this before and someone replied with the pic bellow. Essentially even if male superheroes posed like their female counterparts it wouldn't be perceived the same. Or maybe it would, either way, hoes mad
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My husband any time I'm changing clothes
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@dyingscribe
I mean, not to go 3rd wave feminist up in here, but when your personal value is linked to youth and beauty, of course you're gonna be upset over seeing how much age changes you
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POV: you're a lost child who entered my cottage and I'm checking how plump you are
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@dyingscribe
It takes a lot of dedication to build that much muscle (especially for a woman)
I feel like once you've passed the average joe's preference, your goal probably isn't in the realm of attraction. They just wanna be big and strong
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@CthuhluRisen
Roe v Wade on the chopping block (again)
Redditor shoots up grocery store, media stirs up racial tension
School shooting, pushing towards gun control (again)
The tinfoil hat is pretty much stapled to my head at this point
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Maybe this is a little tinfoil-hatty, but I swear these tiny insecurities are tossed into the female conscious by people looking to make a profit
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wOmEn ArE dEnYiNg ThEiR FeMiNiNiTy wHeN tHeY gO tO tHe gYm
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I forgot a few costume details at home, but this is my renfaire fit
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This is anti-witch propaganda. There's no plan for mass sacrifice on the full moon this month at midnight
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I bet money you'd have absolutely no problem with a man pampering a woman with a bath after a stressful month
>gf bathes him
> “I might marry her”
>All men want is a mommy
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