OnlyAnExcuse
@OnlyAnExcuse
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Glasgow, Scotland
Joined October 2022
Fatima is getting the sack from CyberStrike. (she just doesn’t know it yet)
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Coronation Street is an accurate portrayal of life in Manchester.
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Something as trivial as rain is not getting in the way of Cooper’s enjoyment of the summer.
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I know it’s CrowdStrike and not MS but they are dicks for putting AI in everything so deserve it.
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Use one of these
I just want to be able to take lids off my bottles, like the good old days before the nanny-state decided I could not be trusted to do so. Which party do I vote for, to make that happen?
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And I’ve just read they’re going back to London I’m not surprised it was cancelled. It’s an international war crime.
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And I don’t generally expect much from these things but I was expecting Dick Van Dyke to start chimney sweeping and singing.
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UNTIL I SAW LONDON IN IT. Brutally bad. Obviously NYC streets with London cabs and buses, phone boxes and post boxes. But barely tried. US cars, driving on right.NY Buildings with fire escapes.Accents utterly awful.NHS was as accurate as Dessers in SPFL . Annoyed me far too much.
New Amsterdam is my current Netflix thing. I don’t usually start a show if I know it’s been cancelled but im at start of S2 and it’s not bad. Not my usual cup of coffee but it’s enjoyable.
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America is over, you had a good run of it but it’s time to call it a day. We’ll send Katherine Jenkins over for the state opening of the King’s Residence in Washington.
🚨#BREAKING: Watch as 4 time Grammy Nominated Ingrid Andress Criticized for Worst ever National Anthem Performance at the opening of the MLB Home Run Derby . 📌#Arlington | #Texas. Before hitters could step into the batter's box for the 2024 Home Run Derby at Globe Life Field
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Nonce joins cheats.
🚨🔵⚪️ Mason Greenwood to Olympique Marseille, here we go! Deal in place between all parties. OM have booked private flight for Mason to land in Marseille, undergo medical tests and sign. Deal valid until June 2029. Man United to receive €30m package plus 50% sell-on clause.
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No. 10 Downing Street musical chairs champion Sept-Oct 2022.
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COMIC FKN SANS?.
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