Matthew Highton
@MattHighton
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Comedian, filmmaker and weirdo... Once shook the pillars of heaven. KoFi: https://t.co/ma0qepfxIQ
Ye Olde London
Joined May 2009
I think if social media just shut down and displayed this image, from say midnight to 6am, we’d all have better lives.
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I've been absolutely loving X-Men 97. So much so I recreated the original X-Men intro using only stock footage. Hope you enjoy it, Bub!
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BTW I'm posting a lot more on the other places, mainly BSky, but I put stuff I don't want stealing on here from time to time haha. Hi if you're still here 👋
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Wow, this is getting embarrassing now. ICE missed another illegal alien on a bike, but this time being aided by a kid!! Yep, for your viewing pleasure here's ET evading ICE.
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Let’s take JK Rowling out of the picture, I guess my main issue with Harry Potter was that at no point does Harry go “my mortal enemy has no nose” to which Ron replies “how does he smell?”… it could have really lifted the mood in the darker moments. Really bad writing all round.
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The Brit card is an awful idea but I don’t hate the design.
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Disney’s Andor remaster: Cassian gazes up at the enormous face of Palpatine. Two gin-scented tears trickle down the sides of his nose. But it’s all right, everything is all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved the Galactic Empire.
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For anyone wondering where they can get Melania’s hat from, currently £50 on eBay.
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You know what, fair play to Scooby Doo villains. They walk into a room dressed as a ghost, see a talking dog on its hind legs making the world’s biggest sandwich and somehow manage to stay in character.
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So fast 😂
So fast, we’re our own competition. Our 5 Gbps puts us in first place. Our 2.5 Gbps takes second. Virgin Media squeezes into third - but that’s only if you're looking at download speeds. When it comes to upload speeds? They wouldn’t even make the podium. Learn more at
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Usage of the term “the aircon is lovely in here” up 65000% in shops across the UK.
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Finally the content everyone wanted. Mr Blobby in Jaws.
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Glad I sleepily uploaded a screenshot I was using for a thumbnail complete with camera roll originally. 🤦♂️
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Finally the content everyone wanted. Mr Blobby in Jaws.
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