Matthew Highton
@MattHighton
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Comedian, filmmaker and weirdo... Once shook the pillars of heaven. KoFi: https://t.co/ma0qepfxIQ
Ye Olde London
Joined May 2009
Usage of the term “the aircon is lovely in here” up 65000% in shops across the UK.
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Glad I sleepily uploaded a screenshot I was using for a thumbnail complete with camera roll originally. 🤦♂️.
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Finally the content everyone wanted. Mr Blobby in Jaws.
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Not been on here for a while but this fight is so fucking funny it’s hard not to. I mean how can you not read this with the voices of two seven year old boys. “You stupid, you can’t play at my house no more” . “Well, you mean, I’m not gonna give you my dwagon wocket”
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Nice to see some fans of the Fallout games at Eurovision.
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The Mr Blobby cameo in the latest Last of Us was actually terrifying.
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RT @Rodriguez: I LOVED directing this epic video for Wolfgang Van Halen’s KILLER new track “THE END” along with my pal Greg Nicotero, check….
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Me dumping a fridge and then speeding away on a Penny Farthing that has a false moustache and glasses. "Good luck finding me, ASSHOLES!".
This is a message to the fly-tippers blighting our towns and villages:. For too long, your actions have gone unpunished. That ends now. We'll use drones and new tech to identify your vehicle. Then we'll crush it.
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This guy suspiciously absent from the Popes funeral.
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Everyone talking about Trumps blue suit and completely ignoring the fact Melania looks like she just got out of Azkaban and is about to fuck shit up.
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RT @mralistairgreen: Unconfirmed atm but hearing the new pope will very likely be catholic. It’s worked for the Vatican in the past and th….
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Me all day:. 🎵 'Cause we got a great big conclave.Rockin' through the night.Yeah, we got a great big conclave.Ain't she a beautiful sight?.Come on and join our conclave.Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.We gonna roll this truckin' conclave.Watch us as we pray’.
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