Ollie Dixon
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Please watch my YouTube videos so I don’t have to get a real job, I hate writing CV’s. Business: olliedixon @colossalinfluence .com
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‘YAV GOT TA FOCKIN DIE TO GET 3 VOTES’
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Prime Barcelona < Late season Burnley imbued with Dunkirk spirit and raw Brexit pashun
"I said at half-time, I'm not sure [Everton] know how to win a game lads" 👀
Brutal from Burnley boss Sean Dyche boss following their 3-2 win over
#EFC
!
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‘The police and club security should have dealt with these protests better, but you have to ask where Paul Pogba is during all this? Hiding in his hotel room instead of taking the protest by the scruff of its neck’
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My lawyers will be in touch. When I get a cpm of more than 2.5 and can actually afford a lawyer that is.
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Looking forward to seeing how McFrediot get on this season
Manchester United and Juventus are ready to complete Adrien Rabiot deal as agreement has been reached on Monday - but personal terms are still in discussion. 🚨🔴
#MUFC
Talks ongoing between Veronique Rabiot and Man Utd, after direct call between ten Hag & Adrien yesterday.
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You can technically be sworn into the presidency on anything. Doesn't have to be a Bible. What would you be sworn in on?
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Relax I’m back chilled- just had knee surgery!!! Feel better now!
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Chris when I give him yet another video idea
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Big fan of Florentino Perez saying ‘young people aren’t as interested in football’ and this is the football that his own side puts on display
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Can’t wait for Villarreal to go 1-0 up and be playing well before taking off a striker for Coquelin at half time, thus allowing United 30+ shots on goal and inevitably losing 2-1...
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I will be setting up an ØnlyFans to raise funds for the cause, sorry parents but some things are bigger than dignity
Zinedine Zidane ‘will be key’ to Martin Ødegaard’s future & if he continues at Arsenal. The player has a contract at Real Madrid until 2023 & a release clause of €350m. [
@Kike_Marin_
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#afc
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Can’t decide whether I want the Dulux dog or Martinelli to be the best man at my wedding
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Arsenal fans watching Van Persie in his first season with United
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Nwaneri can’t legally buy a Monster Energy but here he is playing Premier League football
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I see Craig Dawson scored a header from a corner within an hour of the FM22 beta being released, and Carling is currently on offer in Morrisons. The omens are good for Brexit FC season 3 🏴
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Laporta when the Barcelona players start asking silly questions such as 'when do we get paid?'
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This game really makes you wonder what was going in the crumble at Man U for their early season form
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Undeniable proof that I’m playing the game as it’s meant to be played 🍺🇬🇧
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Liam Goodenough, AKA Mr. DT, has had his prison sentence tripled after he stalked, assaulted and kidnapped his former partner
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Ed Woodward has resigned as Manchester United executive vice chairman because of the
#SuperLeague
situation. 🚨
#MUFC
Manchester City and Chelsea have intention to leave the
#SuperLeague
and are preparing with their legal teams. 🔵🚫
#MCFC
#CFC
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The mince pie when you microwave it for 0.0001 seconds too long
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Throwback to when Rice slated my goalkeeping… never been prouder 🥲
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The year is 2025, Barcelona have just activated the 15th lever as they start selling nude calendars of the 1st XI
Barcelona have sold 24.5% of Barça Studios to Orpheus Media for €100m as they’re now set to activate the 4th lever. 🚨🔵🔴
#FCB
This is Barça plan to register the new signings and then proceed with other deal as Marcos Alonso, agreed with Chelsea/player one week ago.
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In the words of Josh Kroenke, 'I would say... be excited'. Will hopefully be up later tonight 😀
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I too like to two foot my mum from behind while she’s roasting potatoes just to let her know I’m there
James Maddison: ‘When I go for a roast dinner with my family, I like to be the main man’
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Boi’s I’ve watched enough Emeryball to know the script 😭 watch him stick Coquelin at no.10 now to complete the prophecy
Can’t wait for Villarreal to go 1-0 up and be playing well before taking off a striker for Coquelin at half time, thus allowing United 30+ shots on goal and inevitably losing 2-1...
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Well I just hit 100,000 subscribers... I’m beginning to think I should perhaps upload more than once a year 🤔
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I’ll be honest I’m much more interested in the ‘playing Gollum in a Nativity play’ side of this - gold, frankincense and the precious should be a staple of Christmas going forward
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‘Mum I really have to go now, Chris has just stuck the cameras on - oh no wait, it’s knuckleballs, go ahead’
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To think I've gone from watching this man destroy his furniture to editing him into my next video... Massive thank you to Harry for taking the time to rate our memes, the video should be up this weekend!
Chris also features.
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Just spent the last 4 and a half hours recording the next Brexit FC, was a really good episode, some proper route one football and great moments, just to find OBS decided to crash somewhere along the line and none of the screen recording saved... you love to see it
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Similar vibes to Aragorn bursting through the gates to Helms Deep
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Can someone tell football to pick up some milk and eggs from the shop on its way home?
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@Tyler51493885
Oh wow I swear I didn’t manually put that many in 😭 not sure why there are so many there 😅
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Me when a Chris video ends up trending
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Just a reminder that Christoph and I will be on Cameo for (roughly) another 16 hours, so if anyone has any requests make sure to get them in!
I also want to point out that I didn't actually get to choose my 'job title', so I guess I'm a professional 'Chris Dixon's cousin' now...
Attention! Myself and
@Ollie25dixon
are going live on Cameo for 24 hours! Critics calling 1 of us “new and noteworthy”. Please feel free to request shoutouts, birthday messages, abuse, etc. Here for it all.
My Cameo:
Ollie’s Cameo:
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Have you ever wondered how far you could get if you set a new ultimate team, and then just played it for 24 hours straight? Well apparently I did, and after 3 solid weeks of editing it will hopefully be up tonight (probably after the CL) 😃
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Apologies for the lack of uploads last month, promise I wasn't just avoiding January 😅 not been able to finish the video I wanted up next so instead I'll be kicking off 2021 with the return of everyone's favourite patriots. Hopefully some time this afternoon.
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Man just can’t handle another night on the sofa
Chris just quality checked my next video and didn’t critique anything!
@Ollie25dixon
let me know when you can relate
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@chrismd10
@prattprattpratt
Stop abusing your verification as a way of harassing innocent celebrities
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Managed to cover just about everything except for the loo roll hoarders, top tier twe.
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When you tell your team to go out and have fun but they go out and have sad instead
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‘So Chris was on about 2k subs for a year and making these 50k squad builder videos but one day he got this Messi in a pack, and then he started making pink slip videos and after that he started this series called Neymar’s road to the world cu...’
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Gabriel basically admitting to using a CB pairing of David Luiz and Felipe Santana on Fifa 13 ultimate team, one of us 🧡🧡
💬 "David messaged me and welcomed me, this is very important to me and makes me very happy. I watched him since I was a kid, I played video games with his character and today it is a dream come true to be here with him."
🇧🇷
@biel_m04
can't wait to work with
@DavidLuiz_4
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Looks like yer da’s coming out of hibernation. God save the Queen 🏴
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Arteta to Saka
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West Ham are going to finish Brexit FC before I do ffs
🚨 EXCL: Manchester United reject £20m offer from West Ham to sign Harry Maguire permanently. David Moyes keen on England centre-back but unlikely
#WHUFC
will push again amid feeling 30yo wants to fight for
#MUFC
place + salary also an issue
@TheAthleticFC
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The Ollie Dixon channel operates on a zero-tolerance policy towards bullying of its host, Ollie Dixon
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My transfer policy in Brexit FC
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But seriously, thanks to all of you who subscribe, and a massive thanks to Chris for giving me the platform, I’d be nowhere without him 😄
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Leeds could really do with Chris or Simon in the team to get past Foster here
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I want to thank both of my dads for making this moment possible 🥰
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Come on Arsenal, let’s restrict them to just the 5 goals today please 🙏
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Massive congratulations on hitting 4 million subs
@chrismd10
, come a long way since my first appearance 4 and a half years ago 😃. I’d like to comment on how different we look, but honestly we look like the same absolute specimens...
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I want to tweet nice things about Arsenal but I’m not saying anything until the final whistle goes. I refuse to jinx anything
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Who’s this Arsenal winger and what’s he done with the real Pepe?
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Boys the last game in the next Brexit FC will honestly have you throwing beer all over your living room, I want Michail Antonio to hold me with his massive bulging biceps 🥰⚒️
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Now that the Benzema transfer saga is at an end, Twitter can concentrate on more important world events
#getchristo1mill
@chrismd10
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Sean Dyche must be fuming, how dare a player come to training with his parents and actually be good
Pedro Neto's parents still drive him to training 🥰
Watch the full interview on Football Focus
⏰ 12:00 GMT
📺
@BBCiPlayer
&
@BBCOne
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I hope we’re all excited for Brexit FC episode 3, which might just be coming out at 4pm tomorrow 😃
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Imagine being the idiot who brought in De Gea with his free hit this week
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Mum I made it?
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uwu
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Fabio Vieira hitting the GoPro with the winning penalty, can’t wait to see more of ChrisMD’s regen this season 🔥🔥
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@Kristian_Sturt
@chrismd10
@ShannonMLangdon
They actually left me locked in the basement in Jersey without any water, please send help
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Ya boi has finally finished this video he’s been working on, will be uploaded in 30 minutes or so 😃 decided to try something a bit different but it’ll hopefully still be somewhat entertaining 😆
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The effect of COPPA on the ChrisMD channel really has been quite spectacular
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I’d say I’m a fortune teller but I’m one of the donkeys that subbed Leno for Martinez in fantasy football this week 🙂
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Ffs was going to upload at 8 but just realised it’s Liverpool vs Chelsea then, 10pm it is 😆
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Now I’m not usually one to blow my own trumpet, but my upcoming video might just be my best one yet… please enjoy this screenshot from some of the testing as a taster of what’s to come
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I would like to make it known that
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The chess robot clearly just wanted it more
Chess robot grabs and breaks finger of seven-year-old opponent
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@No10Official
Can’t believe you went with that photo when you had this one at your disposal 😢
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Too soon
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Good lord please don’t let there be a Villa Parkstanbul on the cards
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