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Sports Mad | CA (SA) | MBA | Wannabe Professional Amateur Golfer | Proudly South African | Mildly Offensive |

Johannesburg, South Africa
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@ManUtd
Manchester United
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The touch, the finish, the celebrations 🔥
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@FPLfrasier
FPL Frasier
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Mark Goldbrifge really ran a campaign to sell Bruno Fernandes. United fans shouldn’t forget that.
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@kennagq
kenna
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"Carrick has found a system that suits the players rather than forcing the players to fit a system like the previous regime " Commentator was spot on
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@TheFergusonWay
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We did this once against Amorim in 63 games btw
@TheFergusonWay
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Carrick 3 wins in 3 games. ✅️ Man City ✅️ Arsenal ✅️ Fulham
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@FPLfrasier
FPL Frasier
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This is his rank among all the PL players 👏👏
@TheFergusonWay
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@terryflewers
Terry Flewers
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Todibo needs to be sent off for grabbing the throat, but why wasnt Semenyo?
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@FPLfrasier
FPL Frasier
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Exactly what they did to Ole BTW Carrick has been playing double false 9. Playing a LB as a Bale-esque LW. Employing small pitch rondos to open up opposition defense. Carrick emphasizing progressing through the midfield even if it can be risky. Do people realize these are big
@nocontextfooty
Out Of Context Football
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@SonOfChelsea
Daniel Childs ☕️
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Diego Costa cost £32m after a 36 goal season for Atletico to win the title. 1 PL goal in 21 games now gets you £50m. Game has never been more gone.
@David_Ornstein
David Ornstein
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🚨 Crystal Palace close to agreement for Wolves striker Jorgen Strand Larsen. Talks between #CPFC & Jorge Mendes on behalf of #WWFC advanced; £45m + £5m fee being discussed. Leeds United bids reached £40m but #LUFC not currently going higher @TheAthleticFC
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@MUFC_redarmy99
Alexei
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I mourned Fred leaving longer than she mourned her husband
@HatsOffff
HatsOff
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Full leaked TPUSA Zoom call shows Erika Kirk speaking with staff days after Charlie Kirk’s assassination, cheerfully discussing memorial attendance, merchandise sales and performance metrics
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@TheFergusonWay
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He saw the Cunha dance TWICE.
@centregoals
CentreGoals.
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🚨🚨| NEW: Mikel Arteta watched the Manchester United game back in full TWICE as he sought to work out where his side went wrong. He also held a clear the air meeting with his squad on the day after the game. It is said he leaves no stone unturned after a defeat. [@sr_collings]
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@TyMarshall_MEN
Tyrone Marshall
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Nobody is really talking about Senne Lammens - and that is great news. As calm on the pitch as he is off it, he looks like a triumph for the #mufc recruitment department at £18.2million https://t.co/J85IoiffPE
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manchestereveningnews.co.uk
Man Utd took a risk in signing unheralded goalkeeper Senne Lammens this summer, but it is one that is starting to pay off handsomely.
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@vcatalina96
Victor Catalina
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So, Roberto de Zerbi is now handing in his resignation because he’s been eliminated from the UCL by a goal from his former goalkeeper Anatoliy Trubin. The same Roberto de Zerbi, who earned his first-ever point in Serie A as Benevento coach precisely through a goalkeeper goal,
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
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Roberto De Zerbi has reportedly handed in his resignation as Marseille head coach ❌ The French outfit missed out on UCL qualification thanks to Benfica's 98th-minute goal vs Real Madrid 😱
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@PhilMphela
Kgopolo
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Shame on you BBC. This decision was not by the government but a corporate entity. It was a business decision on their part. This is why legacy media is losing credibility.
@BBCAfrica
BBC News Africa
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Cinemas in South Africa will not be showing the documentary about US First Lady Melania Trump that is due to be released around the world on Friday. No reason has been given but the decision follows a huge fall-out between South Africa and the US. https://t.co/rEtBtPJhIf
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@TheHateCentral
Hater Central
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Martin Ohdeargawd since March 2025: 41 Matches 2 Goals THE 1ST DAM (DEFENSIVE ATTACKING MID) IN FOOTBALL HISTORY 🤩🙌💫🫡
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@WeahsCousin
GeorgeWeahsCousin
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When I first glanced at this I thought it said “£45m plus £5m add-ons”
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
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🚨❤️💙 Crystal Palace agree deal to sign Jørgen Strand Larsen from Wolves, here we go! Transfer fee will be £45m plus £5m add-ons. Story revealed this morning on bid improved now confirmed, all agreed club to club. Jorge Mendes negotiated the deal, now agreed in principle.
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@JPHilllllll
Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell)
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Crazy how long he’s been running this con
@dwallacewells
David Wallace-Wells
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@__scottsaunders
Scott Saunders
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A striker with 1 goal in 21 PL appearances this season is being sold for up to £50m This is out of control
@David_Ornstein
David Ornstein
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🚨 Crystal Palace close to agreement for Wolves striker Jorgen Strand Larsen. Talks between #CPFC & Jorge Mendes on behalf of #WWFC advanced; £45m + £5m fee being discussed. Leeds United bids reached £40m but #LUFC not currently going higher @TheAthleticFC
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@UtdFaithfuls
UF
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The Premier League's official account said this, not me. 😭😭
@premierleague
Premier League
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Did you spot Matheus Cunha's dance moves at the Emirates? 👀 Take a look at the things you might have missed from Matchweek 23 👇
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@wwfcBanx_
sam
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do our scouts just type gomes in on fifa and buy the highest rated?
@TalkingWolves
Talking Wolves
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🚨 🚨 #Wolves are reportedly targeting Angel Gomes from Marseille. Wolves want a loan with an obligatory purchase option if they retain their PL status. 📰 @sebnonda | #WWFC
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@dwallacewells
David Wallace-Wells
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@KobeissiLetter
The Kobeissi Letter
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BREAKING: Elon Musk says Tesla expects to have fully autonomous vehicles in up to 50% of the US by the end of this year. Elon is all-in on autonomous vehicles, and it's coming far quicker than most people realize.
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