@techmariah Career Goal: → Bring 20 million people onchain Currently: → co-founder @parabltech Background: → Product, Ops, Reg Compliance Experience: → 8 yrs in Crypto Fav. Prog. Lang.(s): → JS, Python, SQL, some Solidity/ Rust Hobbies: → 3D printing, Writing, Films, Climbing, baking

Sniping a 5090 32gb version on December 25th for $10 after the bubble has burst

Model 3 and Model Y battery packs retain 85% of their capacity on average after 200K miles of driving We also offer an 8 years or 120,000 miles battery warranty, whichever comes first

Only 12 countries in the world use the USD as legal tender and while others informally accept USD at tourist zones, majority of people's lives are priced in their domestic currency. No BRICS country is dollarised, local stablecoins reflect everyday life for most of the world.

A fallen soldier: a Delta passenger on JFK → EZE left his log of Zyns at duty free. RIP king. I just know he’s on his way to Devconnect.

yeah can i get a uhhhh system of frontier garrison troops that engage in agriculture to support themselves?

“Wall Street’s idea of lunch money” Vanguard adds $595K worth of $NXXT. BlackRock drops $990K. Forefront $852K. Geode $535K. UBS $75K. Total? $5.0M → $17.8M if $NXXT re-rates to $6. Retail: “I’ll wait for confirmation.” Confirmation: “It’s already $5.85.”

If any event organizer at DevConnect wants to chat about Onchain FX and how we can make currency swaps up to 97% cheaper, hmu. Would love to speak about this topic.

🚀 Big news from #Abroad! You can now connect your #FreighterWallet directly to our platform making your payments and transfers faster, safer, and fully decentralized. 💫 We’re continuing to build an ecosystem that connects the world with LATAM through the @StellarOrg network.

imagine being in “crypto” a field often pioneered by people who were historically considered different or outsiders and falling back into the same identity politics bullshit let people be people and judge them by their work you fucking weirdos

Went off social media for 2 years and locked in for the biggest move of his life.

i've been clocked

The Burner Terminal is what happens when your N64, iMac G3, and Tamagotchi grow up and get a fintech job.

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Last night I won an irl perps trading competition. My strategy was simple: 𝘃𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝘅𝘅𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗳𝗲𝗲 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗺𝗶𝘇𝗶𝗻𝗴. The very first trade I took was a 50x btc long. Lost about $10, which was fine, but after fees I was $30 in the hole. I realized this would be

secrets of new media (from internal deck) in particular, building channel bibles, inhouse world class creatives (hire well), then forward deploy into portcos

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happy "i accidentally killed it" day to all those who celebrate

what do you mean we have the first muslim mayor of NYC because of the combination pizza hut and taco bell song

I’d cook this for my girl and bathe her afterwards

true love breaches containment

“I've taken that same anointing upon Ronald, speaking of Ronald Reagan, and I've put it upon my Donald .” @TheElijahList @ElijahStreamsTV

We @1kxnetwork just released the most extensive report on monetization of the crypto industry to date: The 1kx Onchain Revenue Report (H1 '25) aggregates verified onchain fee data across 1,200+ protocols - mapping where users pay, how value flows, and which sectors are driving

1/ Templar, the first Cypher Lending Protocol, is launching on @StellarOrg to unlock multichain XLM & RWA lending. Stellar users can now deposit XLM to borrow USDC on Stellar!

What do you mean we went from sending a silly text message about an event to having polymarket making prediction markets on the winner in less than a month?