उण्णबिडु मूर सला.

I see this is picking up traction and catching on a lot of you are trying it. I just want to say I think I’ve made my Kamath Hotel forefathers proud.

Oh what’s that? A safety bag for my hard disk? How thoughtful, a storage device for my storage device, I will definitely buy that. Where do I keep it safely tho? In my drawer? Another storage device for my storage device with the storage device? Sounds just right, add to cart

Will be performing Filter Kaapi - my latest Kannada stand up solo in and around Bengaluru over the coming months. Catch me live in Jayanagara, Indiranagara, and Rajajinagara!. Tickets -

Who’s buying me this.

Madhve ootadalli saaru uppinkaayi metthid kaili baadusha paaysa thinnod ok nimge, ivella weird ansutthe ala?.

Mysur pak on rusk, divine

Non exhaustive list, not a ranking, feel free to add.

Lines from Kannada songs that go HAAAARDDDD. 1. Ninna prashnege uttharisu, Ninna hrudayava nee Arasu. 2. Naaneke anjali? Nee nanna Ambali.3. Meke thinnada soppu illa, Ivanu thinnada meke illa.4. Ee anjada edeyali Nanje illa, bagguva AaLalla .5. Utthara illada, Sihi ogatu ogatu.

Win at Edgbaston, Lord’s up next. Team India the real edgelords😍.

Very proud to announce that I’ve used my phone for only 1 hour in the last 5 hours which brings my daily screen time to a humble 12 hours and it’s 6pm.

Load shedding shed loading.

ಉಪದ್ರವ sounds like some sort of pooje prasaada.

Was it just me or did Kannada movies growing up use “Harischandra ghaat” as a punchline a lot? Nobody says it anymore, sus.

Performing Filter Kaapi - my latest trial show in Jayanagara this 20th. Tickets - . If you’ve seen me do bits and pieces of this material over the last few months this is the full set. If you’ve never watched me do Kannada stand up live, bold of you.

I have no clue what A Khata B Khata e-Khata means and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.

SHIVAMOGGA ಶಿವಮೊಗ್ಗ . Looking for a medium sized auditorium/performance space (80–150 seater) if you know any venues - auditoriums, bhavanas, sadana, club hall types please DM or share leads. Thanks in advance!.

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