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25 • He/Him • Bengaluru, Dosay, Kannada • Writer, Comic, Professional pillion rider • ತೋಚಿದ್ ಟ್ವೀಟಿದ್ದು ತೋಚ್ದೆ ಇರೋದ್ ರೀಟ್ವೀಟಿದ್ದು •
Bengaluru, India
Joined March 2017
Entire PR of this college collapsed with this one tweet.
Eggs are strictly banned on this "Jain Campus" that she is so proudly showcasing. The Jain owners rigidly enforce rules in every part of the campus, and impose severe fines if you eat eggs, and even throw you out finally. And this is a Liberal 21st century space. Badhai.
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Xavi Simons arrived this week. First prem goal, assist, champs league goal, academy players doing his celebration, legends tour with king and Dawson. A player properly trying to be proper Tottenham and succeeding
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As the literacy rate declines, you’ll ask yourself why the quality of life continues to deteriorate in ways large and small, and in almost every instance the answer will be: because people stopped reading.
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“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.
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@SketchesbyBoze oog notice - tribe that read cave wall story understand more, see trick better, ask good question. not reading make brain easy to confuse. love, oog
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You missed the one duopoly that enables all these duopolies
Dangerous duopolies in India: 1. Indigo + Air India 2. Jio + Airtel 3. Uber + Ola + (Rapido as fig leaf?) 4. Amazon + Flipkart 5. Zomato + Swiggy 6. JioFiber + Airtel Xstream 7. Blinkit + Zepto (+ Swiggy Instamart) 8. Naukri + LinkedIn (job posting) 9. Google Ads + Meta Ads Did
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2-0 win Xavi goal and assist Gray 10/10 Kudus masterclass Clean sheet Harry Kane hattrick (again) Arsenal loss City win Mikey Moore goal Salah headloss 1 day closer to Bentancur’s contract expiring West Ham getting relegated Champions of Europe
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🇳🇱✨ Xavi Simons (22) wins the ball back and goes all the way to score his first goal for Tottenham! 👏
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everyone needs to start pirating movies and TV shows again NOW
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Finance Minister can’t control Economy Home Minister can’t control Law & Order Aviation Minister can’t control Airline Services Railway Minister can’t control Railway Accidents An example of the most inefficient gov any country can ever have.
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Before the Australia ODIs, Questions on Rohit and Virat's place in ODI XI.... Rohit goes on to win the POTS against AUS. Kohli goes on to win the POTS against SA. There are levels to this game.
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Indians act like you commited an act of terrorism if you complain about living conditions in India.
Imagine being so morally bankrupt that you find a way to deface your own nation and its people during the failure of an airline and its systems. There is a saying in Hindi that translates to someone selling their last ounce of shame, and that is so aptly applied to Dhruv
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You voted for crony capitalism. Now its hurting you.
"Jawab de na", commuters lose their cool over hundreds of Indigo flights cancellations. Thousands of fliers were stranded at multiple airports across the county over the last moment cancellation.
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The Indigo crises(over 1500 flights cancelled and passengers stranded) exposes a key aspect of Modi govt policy. If you create a near monopoly or duopoly in any sector it eventually becomes anti consumer. This is happening in many sectors and consequences will follow.
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Insta’g banni, I’m gonna be in talks with mundhe banni!🎤🫡
A rooted Kannada stand-up comedian @Nithin_m_kamath will be our next guest on the @mundhebanni Creator Katte. Join us tomorrow at 7 PM for Instagram Live. 🙂
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Outraging is good for the country! Outraging is good for the democracy!
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Sometimes people build or rent nice houses with lovely natural lighting and then assholes build tall buildings on every side so the light gets blocked okay Nobody is actually trying to live that way
my biggest complaint with blr housing is the absolute neglect of natural light; why are people ok with living in dingy homes?!
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Always wanted to ratio this clown franchise.
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Simply the greatest this format has seen. Two ducks and people think he won't survive long.... He has aced this format like crazy... At no point you should even doubt this guy.
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Completed 5 years in Kannada comedy. Half a decade down and I’m only getting started.
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