Niecy O'Keeffe
@NiecyOKeeffe
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Freelance journalist. Shortlisted for Seán Ó Faoláin Prize, Longlisted for The Fish Publishing Award. Ether Books Writer of the Year. Bit sweary. 🐝🧏♀️
Ireland.
Joined December 2008
I’m home for the weekend and I hear my Mum shouting up the stairs at me, roaring ‘Come here, quick!’ My heart drops, thinking my Dad (who has been poorly) has keeled over or something. I belt down, expecting the worst. Reason? She found a potato that looks like a smug hedgehog.
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I suppose I’d better reacquaint myself with whatever the fuck happened on Stranger Things last time, before I tune in and they’re all drawing the fucking pension.
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*sniffles*
You didn’t know it at the time, but one day you ate a Drifter bar and it was the last one you’d ever eat in your entire life
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Why not put the ball in a wee box, wrap it Christmas paper and put a fucking bow on it, be easier. I’m away to Netflix. #LIVPSV
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Haha. The one being miserable about Scottish kids singing Christmas songs politely to a Ring doorbell, deleted her entire twitter. Bye, misery hole! Merry Christmas. 😀🎄
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Here’s an idea: fuck off. 👍
This runway model is going viral with people debating whether she’s overweight or not. Thoughts?
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As most normal ppl know, “wee fuckers” was a term of endearment which is why the word ‘beautiful’ was in front of it. But addicts of misery juice like yourself, would never get that. So just keep sucking on the misery bottle and shut up while you’re doing it. Merry Xmas.😀🎄
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Australia just recorded zero cervical cancer cases in women under 25 - for the first time since records began in 1982. This is what happens when a country commits to HPV vaccination and screening. We protect our girls and save lives.
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It should be very dependent on my foot up its hole. Awful “sport.”
Greyhound racing 'very dependent' on State funding for prize money, minister's report finds https://t.co/hB2Lv4upQH
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Have they considered fucking off, at all?
A group of residents from Ranelagh in south Dublin have begun a legal challenge against the planned metro rail line for the capital https://t.co/IanUsAL1ZD
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You can ask my arse, my dear winter lad.
🙅♂️ We need to age limit social media. MEPs vote today in #Strasbourg to support real age verification. We want a 13-age limit enforced with the upcoming EU Digital Wallet. We want a 16-age limit for access with parental consent. Ireland must implement the Digital Wallet in
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Please Share. This Place Needs to be Shut Down !! 😡😡@servicerotties @corneloux @dog_rates
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Please Share so #PuppyFarm can be Shut Down !! #KayleThomas Exposes the UKs biggest Puppy Farm this is actually located in Northern Ireland. 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 #AdoptDontShop
#AdoptDontBuy
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Must be exhausting having to be this performatively awful, day-in, day-out. She’s like Dancin’ Pete from The Simpsons after someone tossed him a quarter.
They. Are. Not. Free. They are funded by TAXPAYERS.
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I was not prepared for how much these beautiful wee fuckers were gonna make me cry. The fact that they’re brilliant. The fact that all they wanted was to spread cheer for no reward. The “love you” at the end. 😭The spirit of Christmas would undoubtedly be Scottish. Legends🥰 🎄🎅🏻
A group of Scottish primary school boys have become a Christmas sensation after doorbell camera footage of them singing Last Christmas went viral. https://t.co/U7jAE5Lm0T
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No feast is complete without the perfect cheese. The Cheese Shop by Chris Dunn #FairyTaleTuesday #LegendaryWednesday
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