noise rock guy | my name is Neato! and the account is Neato! so it's called NeatobyNeato | my band:
@TULPAproject
| misc music:
@Neatunes
| priv:
@Neatohno
>listen to post-hardcore
>ask if the band is gonna be unwound or dance gavin dance
>they dont understand
>i pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is unwound and what is dance gavin dance
>she laughs and says “it’s a good album sir”
>put on album
>it's dance gavin dance
@tacticaldipshit
all these replies going "how do you know he tried to run people over? there's no proof he was dangerous" are the same people who think there was an inherent danger any time a cop murders a black person
Taylor Swift takes a sip of her drink after Jo Koy's joke about her at the
#GoldenGlobes
.
"The big difference between the Golden Globes and the NFL? At the Golden Globes, we have fewer camera shots of Taylor Swift."
@abrahams_wife
shoutouts to bud's. A bit south of denver in the middle of a small farm town. they only take cash. they only serve a bag of lays, no fries. no vegetables other than a side of pickles and raw onions. often called the single best burger in colorado
@weadhitter
God's Not Dead is one of my absolute favorite movies. an unintentionally perfect comedy. if you want a much deeper cut in the PureFlix canon, Bells of Innocence is fucking hilarious (just pirate it vause apparently the director's a sex creep lol)
SHUT IT, you sad jerk! You can try and sightread all you want, but you'll still never see that IT'S ALREADY OVER! For the good of the world... and for the good of my friends... I CAST GLENN BRANCA!!!
@twinkophrenia
under 8 dollars: varying degrees of mid
8-14 dollars: could likely be the best burger of your life
15 and over: varying degrees of mid but pretentious
"W-wait! B-but I taught you the Negative Harmony, the Half-Sharp... after all that y-you can't possibly-!"
Time for your ascension, Collier...
LESSON...
NUMBER...
INFINITY!!!
@JonnyMaxximum
@EVO
@INFILTRATION85
@kazunoko0215
I was almost forced to confront that I'm supporting somebody who beat their wife for the sake of video games but I saw that the people against him have preferred pronouns haha another win for me!!
@spurtmagoo
I hate the fact that he uses underage labor in cobalt mining, which is ofc projection of how I hate myself for using underage labor in cobalt mining
One of my fav albums is Aphex Twin's Selected Ambient Works Vol. II cause it's the only ambient album I can think of where every track feels like a different scene, so for the last few years I've made cheap pics I imagine for each track. I finally finished it. 🧵
#1
(Cliffs)
mom birthday cards: "As a child, you never realize the importance of the nurtue from a beautiful, gentle soul; the love you feel from a tender hug or the smell of warm cookies,"
dad birthday cards: "another year!? another BEER for my FAT ASS PAPA,"
not to go self promo mode here but so many bands like my band but also gilla band, chat pile, gnod, model/actriz, ken mode, moon pussy, etc. are doing what daughters did here but like. as not fucking awful monsterous people
@FuckBamboni
does it even count as a ratio if there's nothing that is getting ratioed. dont you need like at least one like for it to be technically a ratio
remember the part where he looked through the rym top 100 and hadn't listened to most of the albums on there and hadn't even heard of king crimson
anyways please listen to and rate my single in my pinned tweets cheers