Neal Ormsbee 🚀
@NealOrmsbee
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instead of arguing during a code review just approve the PR with a comment that says "mid" and watch the code quality skyrocket
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Our biggest release in the 3 years I've been with Kubecost! Tons of cool stuff in here: Cost forecasting, UI-based team management, revamped controls for savings automations, anomalous spend detection, network traffic mapping, and more. Super proud of the team! Check it out.
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Heard joke once: man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him."
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Well this aged nicely
You’re crazy
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I had a baby recently, and I’ve learned that the human drive to suck is innate, and trumps most other things …which I guess is why I keep writing software
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Of course, we won’t do it. There’s too much invested in the current name. Like how electrical diagrams all depict the flow of electrons backward. We found out about the flow direction later, but it didn’t materially impact anything so we kept the standard ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Annals of tech opinions that aren’t worth investing time into: SQL should be renamed TQL — Tabular Query Language. Graph and time series DBs have structure, too. Table-based DBs got the generic name because they came first.
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Founders: 5000 VCs are currently trapped with no food, no water, and no internet at Burning Man. They have nothing to do but listen to your pitch. Time to get in the arena
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This has been in the works quite a while! No more need to manage your own data storage for Kubecost metrics. Just deploy a lightweight agent, and we'll handle the rest. I'm really excited for this model of deploying Kubecost. Things will be much more accessible for new users.
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Love to see my favorite tools coming together
tired: "Can someone share the link to the doc…?" WIRED: Event attachments 🔥 Have docs and links ready for everyone when the meeting starts — and for Notion users, we take it a step further: connect your workspace to search and create pages in Cron. 🤝 smoothest integration ↓
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Headed to the party: “Hope I meet some interesting folks” 2 drinks in: “Another great thing about so-called ‘dystopian’ cyberpunk settings is that…”
back in the day I used to see a party as an avenue to meet people. now, enlightened, i realize that a party is a platform to unsettle many normies at once with unhinged diatribes
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[Deep South tobacco CEO voice] Now ah, this here ah, Bowsuh charactuh... enlighten me as to hhwhy Mistuh Mario's got such animus for the boy
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