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incurrable dilettante; @ me to incur.

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@monofrogue
frog
3 years
Heard joke once: man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him."
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@monofrogue
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11 days
the wise know that the difference between a sea mile and a land mile is that the one is a little longer and much wetter. the wiser know that the difference between a sea mile and a standard nautical mile is about 9m at the poles, 10m at the equator, and nothing at all in genoa.
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@monofrogue
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2 months
and i said universalism is quantum immortality plus annihilationism, quantum immortality plus annihilationism
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@monofrogue
frog
2 months
*Welsh Kings Killing Foreigners
@BDSixsmith
Ben Sixsmith
2 months
"I don't understand it. We've sent in the punk rap duo and the Brits are still protesting." "It's time to bring out the big guns. Send in the satirical theatre productions."
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@monofrogue
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2 months
paranuid andruid
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@monofrogue
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2 months
rip to the poster whose name and tweets I've forgotten, leaving only the thin impression of her genius
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@monofrogue
frog
2 months
as someone who doesn’t particularly like Wuthering Heights but greatly enjoys Wuthering Heights Discourse i want to say Thank You Emerald Fennell.
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@monofrogue
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3 months
i'm a romantic (i believe in the unfollow bug)
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@monofrogue
frog
3 months
the kinds of thing one says when one doesn't know what was happening in the theater an der wien on 22 december 1808.
@LinkofSunshine
Basil🧡
3 months
Beatles concerts were only roughly ~30 minutes! The idea of 2 hour concerts is a very new one
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@monofrogue
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3 months
screaming, crying, throwing up
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@monofrogue
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3 months
they'll kill you nowadays if you append "so to speak".
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@monofrogue
frog
4 months
I think the reign of George III was better than those of George I or George II, but it might just be regency bias,
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@monofrogue
frog
4 months
this is not true. you too can win the woman of your dreams by politely correcting her on: - the weaknesse of grooves in gothic armour - the superiority of ash over cedar in spearmaking - the shame of Sir Reginald de Royes' loose helmet - the heraldic rule of tincture
@atbolsh
Artem Bolshakov
4 months
@VivaldiVril At the risk of "nice guy" accusations: something else underdiscussed is men who were raised to basically believe in chivalry, left completely blindsided when none of the techniques or ideals from their books seem to work
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@monofrogue
frog
4 months
me powerfully symbolising an entente amicale
@EmmanuelMacron
Emmanuel Macron
4 months
We are lending Britain an iconic jewel of our shared history: the Bayeux Tapestry. This is the first time this national treasure will leave French soil. It marks an unprecedented cultural partnership between our two countries — a powerful symbol of our Entente amicale.
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@monofrogue
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4 months
cheek-kiss euphoria perhaps even better and even rarer (at least in l'anglophonie)
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@monofrogue
frog
4 months
we're producing fathers-in-law that won't know how
@monofrogue
frog
1 year
why is noone talking about this?
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@monofrogue
frog
4 months
not enough do we talk about handshake euphoria
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@monofrogue
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4 months
i am SICK to the TEETH of so-called content creators using NON-XIMENEAN crossword clues
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@monofrogue
frog
5 months
nourishing stews the unintended victims of attacks on genAI
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@monofrogue
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5 months
it goes without saying that
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@monofrogue
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