John ( ⚆ ͜ʖ ⚆ )
@Nap0z
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Terminal underachiever woman-approved man 🩷🖤
within smelling distance
Joined March 2014
i need to be tied down to a table and put in a latex suit and FUCKED
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you're hating on me because im handsome and rich and handsome and rich and handsome and humble and humble and handsome and rich
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no you don’t understand i tweet good BECAUSE I’m not getting laid
What if i do bc they tweet good then what
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I havent had calls exactly like this but I’ve had similar And all the people aged 60+ in my life wonder why I never answer any phone call unless its someone I have in my contacts I dont care if its really someone I owe money to, ai and spoofing is so prevalent now I don’t risk it
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you aren’t supposed to do it for the benefits
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there ain’t shit desirable about Muncie, Indiana
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NAHHHH who said it was #ShowMeYourArmpitsAndLetMeHuffThemAlsoAndLickThemAsWellWednesday??? yall so crazyyy😭😭😹..👀
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The fact there are incels in the world is crazy. Half of my tl rn is women wanting to fuck Fat Yellow
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Cheap ass motherfucker John Henry I will find you
Morosi: Red Sox viewed as strongest threat to pull Pete Alonso from the Mets if Alex Bregman doesn’t return.
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“men used to go to war” well I don’t wanna I like Dr Pepper and giving women head
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australian police struggling to catch me because im right side up and they're upside down
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Peter Griffin is a good friend because he remembers everything. "This reminds me of the time..." He is always reminiscing, every day of his life means something to him and he shares this with whoever will listen
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ME AND WHO
I met a weird girl and within 20 minutes she had me eating nerd clusters straight from her hand like a horse
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they asked him if he wanted a screw driver and he instinctively said yes
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It’s such a bummer when you see someone you respected doing the Trump Dance
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eugh so hungry
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