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Wait a fucking second
Lucic gets drunk and beats his wife, no contract termination
Ruzicka records himself being high harming no one, contract instantly terminated
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1. Pray Gaudreau and his family are safe
2. FUCK EVERY SINGLE SPORT JOURNALIST. Stop posting shit before all the info is even out. It happens with vague trade and signings but that’s just annoying. This is about someone’s life. You better have every piece of info before posting
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wtf does Rask have over Price? A cup as a backup goalie?
I’ll take his 3 gold medals, Hart, Vezina and Ted Lindsay over that
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Lehkonen will be a player we see in Montreal again. He wont get a long term deal with the Avs and he'll hit UFA when the Avs window is closing and the Habs are opening.
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@JohnnyP_9
ah yes making the video automatically makes doing drugs recreationally worse than BEATING YOUR WIFE
Patrick Roy pfp is ironic af
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The full trade wouldve been
Subban + 9th overall
for
4th overall + Draisaitl + Klefbom or Nurse
Habs couldve walked away with Draisaitl, Tkachuk or Keller and Nurse but nope the trade didnt go through because Columbus picked Dubois at 3
I'm told
@EdmontonOilers
making strong push for
@CanadiensMTL
Subban for Draisaitl and swap of 1st Rd picks,return sounds low.
@NHLNetwork
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@grayxwaren
@GbeJinero
@saintfadumo
Potatoes are grown in the dirt, so are carrots or any root veggie.
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@bestofmatt
People getting outraged just proves that most of y’all don’t actually watch the sport. This has been a thing for forever. Refs warn a team about a certain thing they are doing that is borderline a penalty, the team continues to do the thing so the ref calls it.
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Habs have got it so easy this draft
The top 3 is settled with Bedard, Fantilli and Smith
So if San Jose takes Carlsson, Habs take Michkov. Im happy
If San Jose takes Michkov, Habs take Carlsson. Im happy
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Seeing the massive cope from rival fans is so funny
Roster is nearly complete, all while the timeline works in the Habs favor.
Bruins, Lightning, Panthers and Leafs all regressed this offseason and will continue to do so ending up in either rebuild or mediocrity
Sens, Wings
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I swear if Josh Anderson gets more than Kevin Fiala as a return, I’m gonna need to apply to a teams gm.
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@TheBrattPack63
So the Habs ( a rebuilding team) gives up
1st overall
Caufield
Anderson
And receives
Garland
Miller
Zacha
What tf is in the water in New Jersey?
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@PterodactylEcho
@coosacobbler427
@thesideworld
@slvppy
They asking if you let dudes take turns fucking you
Like a train
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Pretty funny that Danault left the Habs because he didn’t want to be a 3rd liner and now he’s behind Kopitar and Dubois
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Habs fans are assuming Price is gonna be on the roster. I seriously doubt he ever plays a game again
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2021 Habs steamroll this Oilers team. That Lehkonen -Danault - Gallagher line would shut down the McDavid line
Weber and Chiarot would bully Hyman into an early retirement
Caufield -Suzuki - Toffoli would have a field day with Nurse - Ceci/Broberg
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My favorite Bergevin moment was when he didn’t accept Drasaitl, 4th overall and Nurse/Klefbom for Subban and 9th overall because Dubois was selected 3rd
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yup its official, New Yorkers are mentally handicapped
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If the Habs have
1st overall: Bedard
2nd overall: Fantilli
Anything after and Michkov is there, you pick him
If you have to smuggle him in Molson beer barrels, you do it
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If you (Habs Fan) are unwilling to move these assets for Pettersson, then you dont actually want the Habs to succeed
Dach
Reinbacher
2024 1st round pick (WPG)
2025 1st round pick (CGY)
2026 1st round pick (MTL)
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@dabrams2021
@fnveenie
@ManonRochons
@991911gt3
@MOBeaudoin1
Does this mean Lehkonen is better than Aho and Teravainen?
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@OilerAnalytics
I understand being from Alberta already classifies as a disability but this is a different level
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Point totals after 2 seasons by 1st overall picks (10 years)
2022: Slafkovsky, 39p in 93 gms (0.4193 ppg)
2021: Power, 39p in 87 gms (0.4482 ppg)
2020: Lafreniere, 52p in 135gms (0.3851 ppg)
2019: Hughes, 52p in 117 gms (0.4444 ppg)
2018: Dahlin, 84p in 141 gms (0.5957 ppg)
@HabsOnReddit
Maybe listen to the entire pod? We said he’d be a solid middle-six guy on a contender. A 1st overall pick should be a top line star averaging a point per game. So he’s not a bust as a prospect. He’s not 1st overall calibre compared to value a team should expect from 1OA.
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@zerocontextAEW
At least stop having the title be apart of it. Cody couldve had the title this whole and and the bloodline story still happening.
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@IanKennedyCK
Wasn’t convicted on any sex crimes. He was convicted of defamation and offensive photography
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This man is the most retarded person on this app
Tippett had the highest skating speed in the league on this play. Guhle was skating backwards and worrying about a 2 on 1
He ends up keeping up with the guy and getting a stick on the play
Guaranteed he’s never touched a pair
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They actually rejected Askarov and 2 1st for fucking Reinbacher
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Konyushkov and Mailloux are better than Reinbacher.
Reinbacher needs to be traded before other GMs realize hes not that good
No one can stop Bogdan Konyushkov. 21-year-old defenseman records back-to-back 25-point seasons.
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Cant wait for the Dom article suggesting Caufield and Suzuki have the worst contracts in the league
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There is no excuse for the Habs to not acquire a young forward this off-season
These are the assets they can move in a package
2024 1st (WPG)
2025 1st (CGY)
2025 1st (MTL) (top 10 protection)
Matheson
Savard
Barron
Xhekaj
Harris
Mesar
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This isn’t healthy to think about but imagine a 1st line with Michkov and Demidov?
Could’ve had
Demidov - Dach - Michkov
Slaf - Suzuki - Caufield
Then you go after one of the RHD in 2025
And instead of trading for Newhook, you trade for Durzi and draft Gulyayev
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People calling Barron brutal like that SHG wasnt completely on Hoffman being useless again
Dude has been solid fir a player with less than 10 nhl games
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Just seen this trade proposal from a Canucks fan and i like it
Anderson
DeSmith
Savard (1.75m retained)
for
Beauvilier
Myers
2024 1st (top 10 protected, if top 10, Canucks have a choice to send that pick or a 2025 1st unprotected)
2025 3rd
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Timmins drafted
Romanov
Ylonen
Norlinder
Struble
Primeau
Brook
Fleury
Harris
Hillis
All of these players are making the NHL. Not one of them is a 1st rounder. If you think Timmins is the issue then you are dumber than I thought
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@fellwalker10
@PepoIogy
Liverpool has. United has. Barcelona has. Chelsea has. None of them have as many trophies combined as City do since Pep joined
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Bowman essentially traded Danault, Dach and Romanov for Fleishman, Weise and Nazar
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Petry (50% retained) to Dallas for Faksa, 2024 1st and 2025 3rd
Book it
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"Demidov hasnt played against men therefore we dont know how good he could be"
"Senneke or Iginla are my picks"
Any Habs fans that would select anyone else other than Demidov at 5 is either mega racist or so stupid, they should be monitored
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Great I gotta ratio this one as well.
This must mean Lehkonen is better than Draisaitl and Nugent Hopkins
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Sens fans when they draft 7th instead of 5th but they beat the Habs 3 times
have you lost against the lowly ottawa senators three (3) times this season?
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Was one of the most fun days on this site
Also pretty funny that the Habs made it further in the playoffs than the Canes since this 😭😭
Then they offer sheeted KK and tried to pretend it wasn’t pure revenge and now they regret it
We don’t talk about the Dvorak trade. That
Les Canadiens ont annoncé aujourd’hui avoir déposé une offre hostile au joueur autonome avec restriction Sebastian Aho des Hurricanes de la Caroline. L’entente proposée est d’une durée de cinq ans et d’une valeur annuelle moyenne de 8,454 millions $.
#GoHabsGo
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Do people not realize how crazy Russia is?
Mogilny had to be smuggled out to play in the NHL and they tried to kill him
Grinner got 9 years for some hash oil and they had to trade an actual war criminal to get her back
They poisoned the only real opposition Putin had
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Not taking Michkov at 5 would be dumb but not taking him at 17 would be a fireable offense
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Jets fans asking for Dach and 5th overall. Dude doesnt even want a 1 year deal to a rental
Price for Dubois is now Anderson and a 2nd in 2024
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I hate how unserious and extremely stupid Habs fans are
If Demidov and Lindstrom are gone, it means ones of Levshunov or Parekh are available. You pick BPA
It’s really not difficult to comprehend. Throwing out Senneke or Iginla as a way to seem smart just makes yall look
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If Russia can get an arms dealer with multiple murders to their names for a WNBA player then the Habs can get a 1st rounder for Josh Anderson
US officials: Russia frees WNBA player Brittney Griner in prisoner swap, with US releasing Russian arms dealer Viktor Bout.
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This draft was straight ass. Hutson, Caufield, Slaf and Demidov all go 1st overall in this draft
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Habs gotta start selling if they wnat the 1st pick. Seattle is pretty much an ahl roster now
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@AOC
See this would be true if the US went into mexico and put them into these "camps". But that isn't the case. Call these prisons for the trespassing people
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There are actually Habs fans who would rather trade Harris and keep Xhekaj
Harris will be a super solid top 4 d man
Xhekaj will be a career AHLer
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Insider scoop
Kent Hughes negotiating a trade for Dubois with Kevin Cheveldayoff
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That journalists career should be over. It’s either Gaudreau passed away and he attempted to get clout by getting the scoop first or he’s wrong and he should never be trusted ever again
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@AquaLacerta
@sleepy_devo
@heyyitsjanea
Then don’t go having casual sex with any randos
And if you do, use protection
Really not that hard
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Imagine a
Slafkovsky - Demidov - Michkov line
Not even joking, id trade Suzuki, Reinbacher and both 2025 1sts for Michkov right now
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What is it with Habs fans and exposing Drouin to Seattle? He still gets no respect and its a huge shame
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If Parekh is drafted, the domino affect will be crazy for the d core
Mailloux and Barron have no future on the d core
Reinbacher becomes expendable
Harris wins out on bottom pair job (he’s better than Xhekaj and Struble)
Guhle - Parekh
Hutson - Reinbacher (or DFD vet)
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@shaun_has_em
Someone should 100% copy paste the entire site, under another domain with some minor changes
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@sens_tickets
@frank_seravalli
Usually injuries that involve head bleeding get priority. No matter who it is, theres no excuse to have to wait for that type of injury.
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Caufield > Tkachuk every day of the week
I’ll take 10 less points for 116 less PIMs and better defensive play
Caufield is also averaging more goals per 82 games for his career (even after Ducharme terrorism)
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Slaf - Carlsson - Roy
That could be the Laval 1st line next year
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@pcann1010
@WrestlingNewsCo
One of them was a Texas death match and the other a 67 minute match. You try hitting someone for 67 minutes and have them not bleed
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@michael_fig
@TSNSteveLloyd
I believe his wife was doing treatments for cancer and instead of sitting out, she urged him to go back and play. He got a shutout his first game back
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Toronto would be in flames like Vancouver after 2010 if they had to deal with what Habs fans did vs Vegas
Psst, Habs still won the series so quit your bitching and win a game first
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Everyone getting boners over Carlsson and Dvorsky
If the Habs get a top 3 pick, the order is this
Bedard, Fantili, Michkov
The other 2 could break records, status quo stays the same
Anyone with any brain will know the 3 I named are the best players and its not even close
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@ishcontent
@ix_zixi
This isn’t basic hygiene in the slightest. This is extra
Just take a shower every day, brush your teeth and trim your hairs and you’ll smell and look great
All those products are doing more harm than good unless there are underlying issues
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@sal_nhl
@NHLInsider69
A broken sternum in Tkachuk's case or shoulder surgery in Caufield's (the 2 biggest ive seen this year) are valid cases to say they are still overcoming past injuries
Someone saying a bruised shin is a reason are stupid
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Damn that’s crazy
I’d trade him for a 4th round pick
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Would you trade the Habs pick (5th or 6th) and Slafkovsky for 2nd overall?
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Id trade the CGY 1st for Laine if it means Anderson is dealt
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@fnveenie
I remember getting so much shit from other fans about Weber costing picks to trade him. Dadanov scored 20 last year and has 1 year left at 5m aav. He'll be flipped 50% retained at the draft or trade deadline for a 1st rounder
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Peoples obsessions with Anderson and Xhekaj is remarkable
Yes you need big players to win, but they need to be equally skillful, which they both are not.
If either of them are on the roster when its time to compete, something went really wrong
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@Moveslikemilan
@TheAnfieldTalk
@GNev2
@Carra23
it was just yesterday where Liverpool fans were calling Dias garbage. So what is it? Pep needs special players or is Dias world class?
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@Ke_Arnol_d
@RoniBMCity
@ManRedGFX
Kdb legit plays as an 8 and is seen next to the City defenders cycling the ball around.
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@1899infinity
@KDBallerSZN
@ewan10i
@BetterCallAlba
And then he became one of the most dominant midfielders in Prem history
How’s Torres and Garcia?
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According to Forbes, the Canes made $115m, but owe $15 million in operating costs and a further $80 in player expenses. That leaves them $25m in total to resign Svech, resign 2 goalies and 2 d men while being $8m under the cap floor.
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Would y’all do this trade?
Anderson, Barron, 2023 1st (Fla) and 2025 1st (Cal)
For
Jason Robertson
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Everyone claiming the hit on Slaf is “clean”
I genuinely hope your loved ones get hit like that and the worst outcome occurs after the fact
Hit to the head, no matter head down or not should be illegal
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@Global_Montreal
Koivu, Kovalev, Markov, Suzuki, Gallagher, Price, Souray
These are the players that made me fall in love and continue my love for the Habs. Notice none of them are Quebecois
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Byfield is an interesting option for Hughes
He’s currently stuck behind Kopitar, Danault and Dubois. Kings have 0 cap and probably the worst goaltending in the league and only a 20 man roster
Say Habs send Monty, Mesar, Lindstrom and 2025 1st (Lowest of the 2) for Byfield
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@StevenMcinerney
@BBCSport
The UK education system is obviously failing with the overwhelming evidence that some of them are practically illiterate. How can people read the document and still think City are guilty.
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Habs should try to send Matheson, Fla 1st to La for Byfield
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@JFreshHockey
@Sggifhxfkchkv
Anderson has 21 less than Price. Makes sense
Rask won even less than Price. His 1 trophy was as a backup goalie.
Pavelski was 300 points under ppg
Elias was 200
None of them were literally the best player in the league at any point in their careers
Luongo was a 1st
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@AndrewRaycroft
Then people like Tom Wilson, Kassian, Brady Tkachuk will have free reign to do their dirty shit without consequences. Especially with the joke that is nhl player safety.
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I don’t think this regime would’ve taken Caufield at 15
Probably would’ve taken Harley or Krebs instead
Also this is the regime that waited 2 extra picks before taking Hutson btw. They got lucky 31 other GMs are also brain dead
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@jackrichrdson
I’m offended that you (white man) are suggesting that I (brown man) is doing any of this because of xenophobia
Check your privilege
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This is why the Habs can be mediocre forever and Molson won’t care
Legit Ahl teams side from 5 players and it’s still at 100%. Why would he care if the team is competitive if he racks up the money either way?
NHL Attendance on 3/9/23
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@chimethecat
@walsha
Drouin has never been protected by the media. Even when he was out with mental health reasons, the media were speculating if it was addiction or not. He’s a victim of the toxic French journalist this province has
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