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@ManCity fan. @PhilFoden enjoyer. @OmarMarmoush admirer. @aguerosergiokun idolater.
Joined October 2021
Anyone who’s played football more than once in their life knows that that is not a simple finish I’m afraid.
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Mohammed Salah deadass has 0 non penalty goals in FIFTEEN FINALS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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Madrid spent billions on their rebuild and Barcelona still ended up with the best player in the league for free 😭😭😭.
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Dribbles past the £115m midfielder, then dribbles past the £107m midfielder and scores from 20 yards out against the team which sold him for £25m
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4 different player of the tournament awards in the last 365 days 🤣🤣🤣 This is the best EVER
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They’re reminiscing on someone they signed in the summer and it’s September 😭.
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Bro what business does a defensive midfielder have doing all this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Nah I’ve only just realised it now haaland only pulls this out on special occasions
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We’re so bad our manager is tweeting suicide hotline numbers
I know that many people struggle with mental health issues every day, and I would like to take this moment to highlight one of the ways in people can seek help, by calling the Samaritans hotline on 116 123 or emailing jo@samaritans.org (3/3).
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This is what happened in the photo used to compare him to Yaya Toure 😭😭😭😭😭
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Have arsenal ever dropped points since the start of 22/23 and not blamed the refs?.
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Stage 0 Slot with £0 spent gonna get a PL title before stage 9 Arteta with £1.1B spent
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Letting him dunk on you home and away after this quote is highkey embarrassing
🚨Diego Carlos from Villa . ‘Arsenal do not scare us’.
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Yeah they’ve got to do something about this new format what am I looking at
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Im crying they just gave a professional footballer £5000 for man of the match
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Coughing blood no wonder our whole teams signature celebration is a team hug
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Foden’s goal catalogue since he trademarked the sniper celebration 👁️
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KDB wanted to stay - contract not offered . Aguero wanted to stay - contract not offered . Walker wanted to leave - dinner at a restaurant to convince him to stay
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Don’t know if I’m just really really really slow or everyone else was also wondering why he celebrated like that
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We genuinely just watched a £400 million midfield get ripped to shreds by 3 uncs with a combined age of 100
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Literally every single de bruyne goal this season
Not necessarily the best goal, but what was your favourite goal this season?.
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Roses are red .Violets are blue .Our fuckin goalkeeper .Has the same goal contributions as you
Rasmus Hojlund on Instagram: . "Manchester is red.Violets are blue.What a brilliant performance.But the Oscar goes to…"
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Treble .Fourpeat .Centurions .Domestic quadruple .17 trophies in 8 years . There’s simply 0 argument against peps city being the greatest team in the sports history whether you like it or not
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It was 116 actually son
1️⃣1️⃣5️⃣.
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Now show Saka’s assist in a UCL semi final vs Real Madrid 😝😝😝
Foden coming on in garbage time but they’re gonna say he’s a treble winner
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Peep the replies. Talk the talk walk the walk
🗣 Bernardo Silva: “Revenge on Real Madrid? Hopefully yes, we are going for it, the team is very confident and I think we are going through.” #rmalive
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Tears second half of the season Salah is so bad fotmob thought he was on the bench 😭😭😭
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On everything I love, this guy would simply never allowed us to hold 1 win in 13 fucking games.
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Final game of your career and you’re hit with this 🤣🤣🤣 Adios Au Revoir GOODBYE
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Didn’t notice it at the time but is he trying to copy Doku’s griddy 😭😭😭😭
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This should be a nailed on 2nd place ballon dor finish behind Haaland if the award was fair 👍🏼
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Imagine how insufferable this fanbase would’ve been if we let them win the title man thank the lord for Kevin de Bruyne.
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2 vs Middlesborough.6 vs Norwich .1 vs Plymouth Argyle.2 vs Watford . 11/20 G/A vs useless teams 👏🏽.
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Erling Haaland you ruined my club !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Once again, Erling Haaland made City worse.
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I’m actually in disbelief I don’t believe that what I’m looking at is real
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Look at the replies on this tweet 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Man City XI against Bayern:. Ederson -.Stones, Akanji, Dias, Aké -.De Bruyne, Rodri, Gündogan -.Bernardo Silva, Haaland, Grealish. #MCIFCB.
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Do you understand how crazy this save is bro our last touch of the game too
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This is the real life demonstration of the Venom dunking on Spider-Man picture
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