Tiptoe Through Tipulids
@MyHaploidHeart
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I want a front row seat to your technicolor funeral, I cant stop smiling, as they're lowering, your body into the ground Views: Own Bugs: Owned
Philadelphia-ish, PA
Joined July 2019
@male_leo_xxvi Duh. I've been saying this for ages. Learning about Britain at the peak of her Empire is a massive blackpill - a civilisation so elite and successful in every way, the modern mind just can't even process it.
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me before and after being influenced by @beetlemoses
i would personally like to congratulate @beetlemoses for not only pivoting webcomics away from "relatable content" towards "absurd animal humor" but also single-handedly popularizing the "cinematic rectangle" as the standard panel shape now
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Dan Harmon thinking about revealing his to get some attention again
all celebs who were once active on twitter have burners btw
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Guys, we finally made it. They’re doing anti-Nordic racism on the TL. My time has come
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This might seem difficult for people under 25 to understand, but there was a time in my life when if the govt released files showing that the President sexually assaulted children - it would have ended his career and possibly even life. We live in Hell now though
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>invite yourself to the jeff's diddy blud party >he frantically forwards it to ghislaine and asks her to deal with it >she tells him the parties are gone forever lol lmao
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bad news guys, we have to stop wrapping our ears in plastic. i know we were all doing this every day but apparently it causes tinnitus
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7 year old me waiting all day for Animaniacs to come on and it’s the episode with two different Goodfeathers segments
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Chuck Schumer goes on trial with the rest of them when this is over.
BREAKING: Democrats and the White House reach a deal to avert a government shutdown and temporarily fund the Department of Homeland Security.
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I hate to have to say this, but if you're not mad enough to spit on a car and kick out a taillight, you probably haven't yet come to a full realization of what Trump and his minions are doing to the country.
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Hundreds of Lancaster residents braved the 10 degree weather for an Alex Pretti and Renee Good vigil.
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Oh man im gonna have to ****REDACTED**** a few repurposed warehouses in PA aren't I?
ICE Begins Warehouse-Buying Spree in Small Towns To use as detention centers. This is alarming! I gifted this so you can read it https://t.co/1HG5gumZlQ
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ICE Begins Warehouse-Buying Spree in Small Towns To use as detention centers. This is alarming! I gifted this so you can read it https://t.co/1HG5gumZlQ
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BREAKING: Bernie Sanders is introducing an amendment to cut ICE’s $75 billion funding increase, and to use those funds to restore the federal cuts to health care.
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Flash Forward 2026 is live! We're inviting everyone to create new Flash games and interactive movies.
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