Julie Goldman
@MrJulieGoldman
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Professional Lesbian * Questioning Comedian * Vigilante Writer * From Bravo's #ThePeoplesCouch & CoHost of the podcast #DumbGayPodcast IG:MrJulieGoldman
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Brandy & I have a new podcast!! 1st ep drops on Tuesday. If u miss hearing us talk shit, click the link & subscribe!
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This is the speech from The Barbie Movie. Period.
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Millions of women have said Me Too. How many men would be brave enough to say “I’ve done it” then maybe we have a real place to start. 💣👍🏼😡
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Go immediately and check out the brilliant
@magnushastings1
new photo exhibit
#gayface
My face has never looked fucking gayer.
#queerart
#magnushastingsphotography
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We stand with
@trishapaytas
100%! We are Jewish and we have never felt anything but love, support and good intentions from her. And her handsome fiancé Moses from
@channelwater
came on our podcast to prove it! Listen now:
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WHOEVER made this piece of art. Slow clap. Standing ovation. Kiss finger. Just. Thank you.
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Impressed
@HilaryClinton
so composed no matter what he throws at her. I would've lunged and burst into lesbian flames at him 32 minutes ago
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Get in line.
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Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. FUCK. Fuck. Fuuuuuuuck! Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck?? Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fucking. FUCK. ! ??
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I want to congratulate the lesbian bar mitzvah sisters. The party consisted of killing and torturing elephants, cheetahs & the country. 👍🏼🎉
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I know in my heart her eyes can turn into lasers. Right? Where are the lasers!? God damnit Hilary! Use. The. Lasers. Woman!
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BREAKING NEWS. This male cat hasn’t raped anyone yet.
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YESS! Unblocked and it feel so good!! Juicy Scoop w/
@HeatherMcDonald
- building bridges & bringing people together. This legit made my year,
@MeghanMcCain
Thank you!
#Craven
#YouWereAtMyWeddingDenise
#IfLovingYouisWrongIdontWantToBeRight
Catching up on all my pop culture podcasts - I love Juicy Scoop w
@HeatherMcDonald
. Imagine my surprise when I see I'm an entire segment... Thanks for the constructive criticism
@TheBrandyHoward
@MrJulieGoldman
- hope you're all surviving quarantine with help from
@TheView
! xoxo
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Since Republicans want to repeal and replace ACA and defund Planned P. I'd like to repeal and replace me having to pay taxes into religion.
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I don’t care if Biden is 150 and dead for 60 years. I’ll still vote for him.
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Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame shame shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame shame. Shame. Shame. Shame.
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Shade queen! 👏👏👏
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Whenever I walk by first class, I wonder - how the FUCK - did that disheveled, garbage heap get rich? And my whole day is ruined.
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I can’t stop watching this. I’m putting it on a loop and letting it lullaby me to sleep.
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What in the literal fuck? Turn around Hilary!! TURN. AROUND!
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"I've basically lived a conflict free life" except Beating my wife then killing her and a guy because........I don't believe in violence.
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Do you think Hilary will grab Donald's pussy when they start the debate? Cause Trump and his supporters have been on her dick from day one.
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Jonah Hill was just expressing his completely not hypocritical and not sexist needs.
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Wow. It’s cool how Brett Kavanaugh knows women he didn’t try and get a rape gang bang train on. He must be innocent.
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You’re a murdering dumb bitch
This is how we do social distancing in South Dakota.
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TRUMP: I'll have the hamburger and fries
PENCE: this is a prayer service TRUMP: OH, ohhhhhh. And a shake.
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In the history of my eyeballs I have never seen ONE politician wearing SNEAKERS! I cant wait for you to be president.
#LIVING
@KamalaHarris
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I thought when you took a baby out the day before it's due date its called..BIRTH I'm not a Dr. but I'm pretty sure that's not an abortion.
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Me: "Zoom in & look at the Senators who voted w/the NRA"
Brandy: "Ewwww! It looks like an old yearbook for the KKK."
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This guy is so threatened by women. He’s a self hating, insecure, pathetic, LOSER. He doesn’t even know what to do with a woman or why. To show how much we can’t stand you
@benshapiro
I’m going to light ten tiny dicks on fire.
To protest the Barbie movie, Ben Shapiro lights Barbie & Ken dolls on fire.”
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I love this interview between Tina Fey and a drag queen. So many levels.
Sarah Palin and Guilfoyle think Michelle Obama is going to get into the race for president in 2024.
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I'm quite sure it's not Transgender people who need to be banned from the military
@realDonaldTrump
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Congratulations Kentucky! Thank you for voting back -This power mongering, undead, Hell-Ghoul for a 7th term where he will work hard to wear our skin and devour all of our rights.
#Hellraiser
#Horror
#nightmare
#MitchMcConnell
#MitchMcConnellsHands
#AmyConeyBarret
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Guess he’s past his prime.
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I can't stop watching this video of
@meghanmccain
indignantly standing on the wrong side of history. It's soothing my soul to see the picture of white wealth & privilege being owned so thoroughly.
#craven
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"The Founding Fathers" created The Electoral College during SLAVERY, and when women weren't allowed to vote. So..I'm no scholar but....? 🤔💩
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Finally. Some good news.
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I give it one year before this speaker of the house is outed as gay.
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HBO just announced their newest political dramedy called
"MEN!"
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"I'd rather have my child but by golly if I got give her up. We're gonna make it count".
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😶😡💣🌈❤️💛💚💙💜
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I don’t think I’ve ever cried so much watching people just walk up a flight of stairs.
#jojoandkiki
#dumbgaypoliticspodcast
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Praise Liz Cheney all you want but any of these people who STILL identify as republicans are garbage. They are ALL fine with their conservative disgusting agenda during Trump and they don’t deserve praise for simply following the law. Fuck. Every. Single. Republican = Fuck. Off
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“An ally recognizes that though they are not a member of a marginalized group(s) they support, they make a concerted effort to better understand the struggle of another's circumstances”. And sometimes they f
@cking
slap a bitch with truth.
@waltermasterson
standing ovation.
Anti-Abortion protestors get mad when I say the quiet part out loud.
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Here’s the plan: Open a lion habitat shelter. Call it a hunting preserve. Lure in the Trump Wildlife Commission (particularly that fucking dentist). And when they get there, take away their guns, release the lions, and show them what hunting really means.
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People ask -But why would you even want to start an all women's vigilante group? I will show them this.
#topofthelist
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Next stop outlawing transitioning. Caitlin Jenner has taken advantage of every fucking privilege life has to offer but would take away the privilege from other women without blinking her half dead eye.
Caitlyn Jenner on abortion law: "I support Texas in that decision"
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Happy birthday
@TomSandoval1
a vision in white.
@VanderpumpRules
is in full swing and you guys are killing it! 👑💥⚡️🍾
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Okay so. If we’re gonna base our vote on who has the least or most sexual harrassment, assault and coercion allegations here’s where we stand.
Trump : 69
Biden: 2
PS. Show me a man who doesn’t have any in power and I’ll show you..A. Woman.
#voteblue
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Presenting Senator Orrin Hatch and his invisible glasses.
#retire
.
#v
#aliengovernment
#dumbgaypolitics
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Sean Sidepiece is an American Treasure. "Anal economic income activity" is something we can all agree on!
@dumbgaypolitics
#dumbgaypolitics
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@TheBrandyHoward
@trishapaytas
It's true. I couldn't stand how Ethan undermined you on every single episode of Frenemies. He was constantly sh*t stirring, and passive-aggressively insulting you. He is the definition of a gas lighting, victim bully. I'm truly surprised more people don't see it.
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Hello.Hello.Hello. Hello to you sir. Nope. Not gonna shake your rapey hands. Nope. Nope. Hello. Hello.
@realDonaldTrump
@TheCNNDebate
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People call me sir all the time. Should I crucify them? Are they horrible monsters? Give her a damn break or just don’t listen and go enjoy someone else who aligns with all of your every self righteous whim.
@MrJulieGoldman
@HeatherMcDonald
@TheBrandyHoward
She also likes to call Caitlyn Jenner "he" over and over and over 🤷♀️
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Are we importing homosexuals into the USA now!? Is there a homosexual import company? Can we order homosexuals? This is great news! 🌈🖖🏿🎉
Trump just gave a speech for an anti-LGBTQ+ hate group — and he even called them his 'friends'
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I'm here. I'm queer. And I'm in Long Beach tomorrow!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS.
YOU DONT HAVE HEALTHCARE. 🎉🍾 🙄
Trump to Values Voter Summit: "We are stopping cold the attacks on Judeo-Christian values…We’re saying ‘merry Christmas’ again."
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Waiter: Here's your Bloody Mary sir. May I get you anything else ma'am? (in my mind) Huh? That actually felt. Right?
#ladygentleman
#sirmam
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On this week’s Dumb Gay Politics Podcast,
@TheBrandyHoward
and I interviewed
@MichaelAvenatti
He was funny, candid, thoughtful, and VERY FIT.
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The real revelation here is how big of a fucking scum bag Billy Bush actually is.
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New episode of DUMB GAY POLITICS is ready for download. Get ready to not learn anything and get gayer.
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OY VEY. I have no Love for Nikki Haley. She is a Flip Flopping, Opportunistic, Hypocritical, backstabbing, woman traitor. But this is some shit from this bitch.
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Two questions:
1. Why is there a tongue in my nostril?
2. Why is my chin being measured?
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Hopefully you enjoy this episode as much as The Delta terminal enjoyed hearing me yelling over the phone.
@RonnieKaram
@WhatCrappens
@TheBrandyHoward
New ep
#ShasofSunset
"Unhappy Shah-lentines Day!" w
@ronniekaram
and special guests
@mrjuliegoldman
&
@thebrandyhoward
of
#DumbGayPolitics
and
#thepeoplescouch
!
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Ep.1 of
#tigerking
Thoughts: Every single person in it INCLUDING the filmmaker who allowed an animal trafficker to get away, is reprehensible, attention thirsty, unstable, unsafe, disgsuting, desperate, deplorable & grotesque. Can’t wait to finish it.
#dumbgaypoliticspodcast
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Happy Pride everyone. 🌈
For all those wondering, this is my son Nestor. We share no blood but he is my life. He came from Cuba (legally, of course) six years ago and lives with me in Florida.
I am so proud of him and raising him has been the best, most rewarding thing I’ve done in my life.
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I love her stand up. It’s so edgy.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders after her gubernatorial primary win: "We will make sure that when a kid is in the womb, they're as safe as they are in a classroom."
Um.
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Missing from the RNC speaker Lineup: Vlad the Impaler, Bill Cosby, L. Ron Hubbard, Warren Jeffs, and an actual toilet. ( please add)👨🏻👴🏻💩
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"We tried to fulfill our promise to kill your kids, and get a huge tax break for insurance companies & the super rich"Sorry ~ Mitch Mcturtle
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@nikkihaley
if you think music isn't political I'm not sure what you're listening to. and on the same token I have always loved the government until it was ruined with trash thrown in it.
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Ok so. I’m going to this siege of the Capitol building, where we basically want white men with filthy beards to rule the country. But. I feel like, I just don’t stand out. So I want this tattoo to really showcase one nipple. Like. Really showcase it.
#racistnippleguy
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Watch
#pumprulesaftershow
tonight at 9pm with all The
#PumpRules
stars! Hosted by
@TheBrandyHoward
and me!
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