After so many years of staring at mouths on a screen for hours on end, I've begun unconsciously staring at real people's mouths when they're talking to me. By the time I remember they have eyes, it's too late... they already think there's something in their teeth.

Luke has trouble getting Yoda to fall asleep in “Bedtime Thoughts” (link in bio) @MarkHamill

This is what the inside of my head sounds like https://t.co/4mDMNj4zT3

Former presidents at the inauguration (Full vid here: https://t.co/jPvtbRD1Ic)

Carrie Underwood stuns crowd (Full video here: https://t.co/v9auFoEDRv)

“Inauguration 2025” now up!

Trump shares artwork.

The live audio feed of Timothée and Kylie's #GoldenGlobes conversation is quite revealing #KylieJenner #TimothéeChalamet

Years ago, I lost a hard drive that contained several unfinished BLR projects, mainly stuff from the 2012-2013 era. I recently found the drive, and it's been a weird trip backward in time. After some final polishing, here's a bit of what might have been: https://t.co/gEoOV4Gi6X

New video alert: "EVEN MORE HUNGER GAMES" — A Bad Lip Reading of Mockingjay Part 1" https://t.co/mO7TenxIEm

Her friends think Katniss is upset, but she’s just excited https://t.co/mO7TenxIEm

That debate was crazy, y'all. #GOPDebate @GovChristie @VivekGRamaswamy

A few classic Gaetz and McCarthy moments (more here: https://t.co/di7pln3MIf)

It was always going to go this way #Gaetz #McCarthy

DeSantis prepares for upcoming GOP debate (full video: https://t.co/5q9i2csWst)

DeSantis attempts rebranding with bizarre new campaign video [full video: https://t.co/5q9i2csWst] #ai

Apple never stops innovating #WWDC23

It's ok... you're at the fair Excerpt from the new full-length video: https://t.co/Knl2yt7jAy

Just two dudes running into each other at a party. Excerpt from the new full-length video: https://t.co/Knl2yt7jAy #GeorgeSantos #Santos

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New video! https://t.co/tszswcfEsi