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@RonnieKaram
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3 years
Watching the news. World on fire. All I can think is “This is Kyle Richard’s’ fault. I don’t know how yet, but it is.”
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@RonnieKaram
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4 years
“Laundry is not bullying.” - @Kate_Chastain #NobelPeacePrize
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@RonnieKaram
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5 years
Cried to Beyoncé’s doco on a plane, cheered on @LeeAnneLocken as cardi b at karaoke, and am now in bed w cvs almonds reading an insta fight between LaLa and 50 cent. Life is perfection.
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@RonnieKaram
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3 years
When a meme circles back to its origins. #RHOBH
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3 years
It’s really late at night as I’m watching #wwhl , but I’m pretty sure that Elton John just claimed to carry #rhobh on his back.
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@RonnieKaram
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3 years
Dorit trying to start a fight over literally nothing. #RHOBH
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3 years
“This is exactly what they will do do Erika Jayne.” - Jesus on the cross 33 AD
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3 years
Don’t upset Valter. You were warned. #rhoslc
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@RonnieKaram
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5 years
It’s my birthday. I haven’t been blocked by @mrjaxtaylor have I done something wrong?
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@RonnieKaram
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4 years
This is an absolute shit show. #PresidentialDebate2020
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@RonnieKaram
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3 years
Nothing changed over here. #DeltaVariant
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3 years
Just Kyle Kylein’ #rhobh
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3 years
Showing up to customer service with ten year old receipts 🤣 #rhobh #homegoodsnono
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5 years
I said I’m sorry, Fofty.
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@RonnieKaram
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3 years
Ben made a masterpiece today 😂😂😂🤣🤣💎💎 #rhobh
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3 years
Who needs a Xanax now? #belowdeckmed
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@RonnieKaram
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3 years
Thirst knows no age.
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@RonnieKaram
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5 years
Woke up moaning “why god?”, ate a bagel and came back to bed. Starting ‘19 off right.
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@RonnieKaram
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4 years
Next time someone calls me out I’m just gonna respond “I BROUGHT BACK FOOTBALL” #PresidentialDebate
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@RonnieKaram
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3 years
Had an amazing time tonight thanks so much for having us you guys!
@BravoWWHL
Watch What Happens Live!
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#WatchWhatCrappens co-hosts @RonnieKaram & @BenMandelker reenacted an iconic #RHONY scene during the #WWHL After Show!
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@RonnieKaram
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3 years
The #rhonyreunion was cancelled, so we made one up. #rhony
@WhatCrappens
Watch What Crappens
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3 years
Instagram was down, so I took my lunch outside and showed it to the leaf blower guy. He didn’t double tap anything and I never felt so alone.
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@RonnieKaram
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6 years
Took three hours and two trips to the hardware store, but I installed a shower head. I needed you to know that. Thank you. #imaman
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6 years
I want this on my headstone.
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@RonnieKaram
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6 years
Jumping up and down like a little girl.
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@RonnieKaram
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4 years
This kid just made my weekend. Live like this kid.
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@RonnieKaram
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5 months
PSA: in the #RHOBH recap, I stated that closed captioning told me Mauricio was calling Kyle “Lapin”, which means “castrated rabbit”. He was actually calling her “love bean”. It’s gross, but not AS gross. Sorry to all involved, especially castrated rabbits. You didn’t deserve it.
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@RonnieKaram
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11 months
Spending my mornin #PumpRulesReunion
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@RonnieKaram
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5 years
I just changed a light bulb that’s been dead since 2017. I think that covers my prep for ’19. Happy New Year!!
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5 years
This traumatic weekend in pop culture has me nervous about which characters will survive the #PumpRules season finale. 😱
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3 years
Watching # #rhoa and it’s official. I’m an auntie. This episode unfroze all the pipes in Texas.
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@RonnieKaram
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2 years
#rhobhreunion Diana: You must have a very low opinion of me. Garcelle: Yeah. Me:
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5 years
Momma Dee just became the best momster on Bravo for all eternity. I bow down to your shady power Meemaw wig, woman. #RHOD
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5 years
I can’t sleep because I’m singing GOODBYE KYLE in bed over and over #rhobh
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2 years
Guys, Kyle has apologized for the #RHOBH dustup this week. It seems sincere.
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@RonnieKaram
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6 years
My Lyft driver to LAX: I just love talking to new people. Me: FML
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@RonnieKaram
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3 years
@Andy This question is for kyle: when is the #rhony reunion?
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4 years
“Will you shut up man?” Lol #Debates2020
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3 years
Some of you guys have been asking what I used to look like when I had hair and went to weight watchers meetings. #thewaydown
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6 years
I’m having #PumpRules for breakfast. It’s delicious. And will probably give me acid indigestion. WORTH IT.
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@RonnieKaram
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1 year
Happy #coronation weekend to those who celebrate #scandoval #pumprules
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5 years
Getting ready to do an hour long recap of the #Rhony trailer for my job and vowing not to complain about anything ever again.
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3 years
Kathy’s butler to Kyle #rhobh
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5 years
Just passed a really butch group of construction workers talking about Paleo versus keto versus weight watchers. I already love this year
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@RonnieKaram
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4 years
@BenMandelker we should start telling everyone that the latest science says Covid makes you fat
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5 years
Happy #NationalComingOutDay My first coming out day was decades ago, but I try to come out at least a couple times a week to new people. It feels amazing every time. Love to my out brethren. The fight has been worth it.
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@RonnieKaram
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6 years
I watched 11 hours of #handmaidstale and thought nothing would make me smile ever again. Then #RHOP came on and Karyn almost beat the shit out of a mime. All better!
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1 year
“There’s fucking man eating Nile crocodiles in Florida now.” Scwartz’s thoughts on #Scandoval #PumpRules 💀
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@RonnieKaram
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6 years
Sometimes I get so excited to go to bed that I can’t sleep. Wtf.
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@RonnieKaram
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4 years
Well guys, I know I feel better about our future! #debates
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6 years
My mom, holding a fresh glass of wine on way to bed as i filled up my water bottle: “we as a people are poisoning ourselves with too much water.” #home #rondawisdom
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@RonnieKaram
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5 years
Just caught myself crying at #thebachelor . I will now remove myself from society.
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@RonnieKaram
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3 years
“She’s got Poise under pressure, and Poise in her pants” is possibly my favorite slogan of all time. Just needed to share that.
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5 years
Guys I just realized it’s #NationalVodkaDay cuz I’m reading twitter in an Uber after downing three Tito’s martinis at 850. I guess I did it right. 🍸
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@RonnieKaram
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4 years
I filled out my census form online today. Where is my parade? IT WAS HARD
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5 years
My accountant going through my statements: “Do you drink more vodka or water?”
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5 years
Drunk in bed shopping for couches. Is joss and main adorable or marked up Costco?! I can’t tell anymore. Ughghghghg 🍸🍸🍸🍸
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3 years
If those remote controlled crotch vibrators can sync with my GrubHub app so that the buzz intensifies the closer my pizza gets, I’ll order ten of them #RHOA
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@RonnieKaram
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6 years
Guys, in case you haven’t figured this out yet, JAX IS THE REAL VICTIM HERE #pumprules
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6 years
#90dayfinance is basically a dating show starring people in line at Ross Dress For Less. And I’m here for it. @KateCasey
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@RonnieKaram
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4 years
It’s the “I LEFT A CAREER IN ITALIAN TELEVISION FOR THIS” of this debate
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4 years
#LovecraftFinale kicked ass, #thevow served up a bit of justice, and Candice was finally told to shut up on #rhop . What a night!
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@RonnieKaram
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5 years
I’m never making fun of barbara on #rhony again! Jk but still. Hugs girl! Love ya!
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5 years
In a hotel bed bingeing on #GameofThones and mini bar nuts. Life is good.
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4 years
@BenMandelker @Kate_Chastain @BravoWWHL @AmyPhillips_ Love you. Marge was impeccable. Glad we’re married
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5 years
I was so walls up devastated after #thebahelor last night that I drank all day and called my mother. Y’all’s tweets have given me the strength to set may walls down for tomorrow morning and try again. Thank you. #vlnrbool
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5 years
Who would think a wrap dress would disarm this conversation? - Ramona on #RHONY I die.
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6 years
I’m crying watching #RHONY at ten AM. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME
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1 year
I’m bored so here’s some advice #RelationshipAdvice
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@RonnieKaram
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5 years
At an actor party listening to actors talk 😂😂😂😂 Thank god for my stupid bravo life. “When you step into the YOU, you’re like...you. You know?” YOU’RE HIRED
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6 years
The Presidential Text came spelled correctly and not in all CAPS. I smell a Russian hoax. #PresidentialAlert
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1 year
Bueller at work 😂
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5 years
@BenMandelker Love you sweet Bihn happy anniversary!
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@ryanbailey25 Vida Tequila
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5 years
Partying in austin and I’ve never been sweatier. 😭😭😭😭😳🤢🤮🙌🏼🙌🏼🤦🏻‍♂️🍾
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5 years
My new medication cycle worked! Thanks Dr. Tito. How did people ever heal during prohibition?
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3 years
Spending our not-Bravo-related Friday watching more #SquidGame on @netflix . The only fault in the show was not having Erika and Tom play the marble game. #RHOBH
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@RonnieKaram
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4 years
“I am iconic pop icon” 😂😂😂😂
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@LoveAndyC Ramona on a local show being ever so humble 😂 I am iconic pop icon #RHONY #iconicpopicon
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@RonnieKaram
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6 years
I can never sleep before a travel day. Like...my whole life could change in West Palm Beach.
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5 years
I’m shocked and saddened that so many parents teach their children to make pb&j sandwiches incorrectly.
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@RonnieKaram
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3 years
I had some time today so I made a #rhony musical.
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@RonnieKaram
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5 years
Happy 40th birthday to @bsideblog the most hilarious, kind, handsome man I know. Love you so much Ben, especially as you morph into Jessica Tandy. Thanks for what you give to me and to…
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@RonnieKaram
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3 years
My Saturday. What are you guys up to? #onlyfans
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@RonnieKaram
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6 years
First Good live recording. 425 am and am smiling and peaceful. Thanks for the dream night Boston and #thesinclair !
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@RonnieKaram
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3 years
Can you tell I have a lot of free time today?
@WhatCrappens
Watch What Crappens
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It was a very #patriotic #fourthofjuly when a Wal-Mart in TX broke out in one of our country’s finest songs. @countessluann #RHONY #nationalanthem @Andy
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@RonnieKaram
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5 years
Did the SUP Pod this week to talk poo bout #PumpRules . I love this woman. Listen!
@LarzMarie
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5 years
Had the amazing and incredible @RonnieKaram on SUP to chat about the Season 7 reunion. His Lisa imitation KILLLLLLLS MEEEEEE.
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@RonnieKaram
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6 years
****UPDATE: OMG KIM JUNG UN GOT THE ROSE #TheBachelorette #potatopotatounil
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@RonnieKaram
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5 years
@Pataltschul Thanks lady!! Appreciate the shout! xo
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@RonnieKaram
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6 years
I’m gonna be on @JennyMcCarthy ’s show on @SiriusXMStars Ch 109! 8AM Pacific/11AM Pacific! Check it out! Talking #RHOA #RHOBH #RHONY
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@RonnieKaram
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6 years
Who are the Gay 7 and why wasn’t I invited to their “summit”?
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6 years
@Pataltschul @WhatCrappens Thanks for this!! What a crazy Saturday night gift. 🍸🍸🍸
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6 years
Date w Queen @kate_chastain of #belowdeck . We laughed, we cried, we made fun of kids from the acting school across the street. It’s true love. PS sorry for the shadow beard.
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@RonnieKaram
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4 years
Chris Wallace in this debate is me fighting customer service at Ross when I try to return shit two years after I bought it.
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5 years
Staples for 2 AM: tortillas, butter, eggs. You’re welcome.
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@RonnieKaram
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3 years
Was so excited for #whitelotus I’ve said “smile like you mean it, Lani!” To everyone I came across today.
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3 years
Took your advice and watched five hours of #HandmaidsTale and now I am staring off into space sadly and thinking about things in extreme closeup.
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