Cried to Beyoncé’s doco on a plane, cheered on
@LeeAnneLocken
as cardi b at karaoke, and am now in bed w cvs almonds reading an insta fight between LaLa and 50 cent. Life is perfection.
PSA: in the
#RHOBH
recap, I stated that closed captioning told me Mauricio was calling Kyle “Lapin”, which means “castrated rabbit”. He was actually calling her “love bean”. It’s gross, but not AS gross. Sorry to all involved, especially castrated rabbits. You didn’t deserve it.
Happy
#NationalComingOutDay
My first coming out day was decades ago, but I try to come out at least a couple times a week to new people. It feels amazing every time. Love to my out brethren. The fight has been worth it.
I watched 11 hours of
#handmaidstale
and thought nothing would make me smile ever again. Then
#RHOP
came on and Karyn almost beat the shit out of a mime. All better!
My mom, holding a fresh glass of wine on way to bed as i filled up my water bottle: “we as a people are poisoning ourselves with too much water.”
#home
#rondawisdom
If those remote controlled crotch vibrators can sync with my GrubHub app so that the buzz intensifies the closer my pizza gets, I’ll order ten of them
#RHOA
I was so walls up devastated after
#thebahelor
last night that I drank all day and called my mother. Y’all’s tweets have given me the strength to set may walls down for tomorrow morning and try again. Thank you.
#vlnrbool
At an actor party listening to actors talk 😂😂😂😂 Thank god for my stupid bravo life. “When you step into the YOU, you’re like...you. You know?” YOU’RE HIRED
Spending our not-Bravo-related Friday watching more
#SquidGame
on
@netflix
. The only fault in the show was not having Erika and Tom play the marble game.
#RHOBH
Happy 40th birthday to
@bsideblog
the most hilarious, kind, handsome man I know. Love you so much Ben, especially as you morph into Jessica Tandy. Thanks for what you give to me and to…
Date w Queen
@kate_chastain
of
#belowdeck
. We laughed, we cried, we made fun of kids from the acting school across the street. It’s true love. PS sorry for the shadow beard.