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CA(SA); Investment Banker; All other things nice.

Johannesburg-SA
Joined December 2010
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@phume22
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4 years
Of all the messages I’ve received today, this one really touched me especially after seeing some of the negative tweets attacking my looks for no good reason. Just one unkind word about someone’s looks and it has long-term consequences. Keep that in mind.
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@phume22
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3 years
Lenyora 😎😌
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@phume22
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4 years
Good afternoon to all my beautiful queens. Phase one of our mission was a success. Now we move on to phase two. 😅😅
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@phume22
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4 years
Ruby Roo always stands out... 📸: @tatsography
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@phume22
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2 years
Banyana Banyana players won a whole continental cup whilst having to maintain their jobs that pay for their livelihoods. Imagine what they would achieve if their only focus was soccer like their male counterparts? Respect women please.
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@phume22
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3 years
Somewhere in your boyfriend’s closet is a good quality shirt he hasn’t worn since lockdown, make do with this info what you may 😌🥰
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@phume22
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3 years
A CA(SA) in Banking…😎🤩
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@phume22
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3 years
Milk anyone? 🥰🥺
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@phume22
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3 years
Mthokozisi was a husband and father of 3. A recent Master’s Degree graduate...the irony of it all. 💔💔
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@phume22
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3 years
Not so little red riding hood 😻😻 👗 IG:gsp_sensation
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@phume22
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2 years
Let’s do the things we say on text 🥺
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@phume22
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4 years
🥶🥶
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@phume22
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3 years
Y’all stay disrespecting 9-5s who make an honest living, the very same people who are meant to support your hustles. Someone please make it make sense.
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@phume22
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3 years
Uswidi 😩🤩
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@phume22
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2 months
Why are we having year-end fatigue in March?! 😳
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@phume22
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4 years
Am I the only one who spends money because I’m expecting money in the future? 😩😩
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@phume22
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4 years
Lilac is my new colour 🌸🌺🌸
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@phume22
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4 years
Ngithi kini uyeza Phase 2. Qhubekani.
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@phume22
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2 years
Beach babe on her birthday 😌🤩
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@phume22
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2 years
Screenshots 😎🥰
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@phume22
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4 years
‘Gibela sisi ngikuse ekhaya ngoba ayikho lento oyenzayo’ a taxi driver whilst I was out running 😭😭😩
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@phume22
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3 years
The minimum wage is R3500 with no formal education and some law firms are paying graduates that amount? No freaken way 😳
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@phume22
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2 years
Corporate girly 🤌🏾
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@phume22
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3 years
Kitty Kat 🥰☺️
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@phume22
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3 years
Kitty Kat 🥰🥺
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@phume22
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3 years
If shopping at Zara is an expensive and out of your normal price range task, that is luxury for you my love. Luxury has no prescribed minimum spending value 👏🏾👏🏾
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@phume22
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2 years
Orange is a happy colour 🤩🥰
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@phume22
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3 months
Hello 33! 😍🤩☺️ Blessed and so grateful.
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@phume22
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4 years
I love how you guys immediately assumed the EFF protest would be violent and went as far as calling them hooligans. Not so long ago you were cheering for Black Lives Matter protests though. I love these double standards. Keep them up.
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@phume22
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3 years
Themed up for Sunday errands because well life is too short ☺️🥰
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@phume22
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5 months
I don’t know man, but manipulating a country’s currency is treasonous.
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@phume22
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3 years
Not a singe healthcare facility built in these 9 months, not even a temporary set up. That’s the problem with ancient leadership, not a single innovative bone. It also doesn’t help that on top of that they are corrupt to such a point that they would even steal food packages.
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@phume22
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2 years
Bad and boujee 😍🥰
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@phume22
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4 years
We all agree right? 😌😎 📸: @tatsography
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@phume22
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3 years
Yeyi anifebi anifebi! 😳😳
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@phume22
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4 years
Maybe summer is now also a thing of the past? 🤔😢
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@phume22
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2 years
And all other things nice 😌😌
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@phume22
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3 years
Beke le beke 🐾🖤
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@phume22
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2 years
Without a doubt 😎🤞🏾
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@phume22
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3 years
Living it up 🤌🏾🥺
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@phume22
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3 years
Look at me nicely 😌😌
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@phume22
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6 years
I’m the chosen one, flowers never pick themselves.
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@phume22
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3 years
Ngizolala ngiwagqokile 🥺🥺
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@phume22
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4 years
Hawu guys why must I fall ke ngoku? 😅
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@phume22
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2 years
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but plant-based doesn’t equate to healthy.
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@phume22
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4 years
Queens please join me at 9pm this evening for a live instagram session to toast to a successful Phase 1! Have your glasses ready as I give some clarifications on Saturday’s live session and what has happened since then. I also have a surprise for some of you!
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@phume22
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3 years
Kanti why does making bad financial decisions feel so great? 😩😩
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@phume22
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2 years
Building is so expensive. Kanti why do you guys always tell us to rather build our own houses? 😳
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@phume22
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4 years
Now I bet AKA wished he could take that business advice from a bar tender or a cleaner 😕
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@phume22
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2 years
This dress was made for me 😍😍
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@phume22
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3 months
Our PSL players went head to head with European based players and we gave them a show. Naaahh there’s more to come from this Bafana Bafana squad!
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@phume22
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4 years
Gents I’m holding a twerking contest on Instagram live tomorrow at 9 pm. Winner gets a PS5. So do join in!
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@phume22
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3 years
Uvele nje ube uju ungaqondile 🤷🏾‍♀️🍯
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@phume22
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3 years
A moment of silence for my trench coat 🤌🏾
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@phume22
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4 years
Ilwa ntombo 😩😩
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2 years
Sweet caramel 🤓🤩
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@phume22
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2 years
CA(SA)s in the building…celebrating my friend’s milestone, super proud and stoked for you my love. ❤️❤️
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@phume22
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3 years
Off to play caddy duties and be reminded to say ‘good shot baby’ 🥺😂
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@phume22
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2 years
😏😎
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@phume22
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3 years
Treasure every single moment with your loved ones, tomorrow is not guaranteed. 💔💔💔
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@phume22
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3 years
Temperatures are on the rise 😍🥰
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3 years
Anyway, I don’t know who needs to hear this but HR is not your friend.
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3 years
I love how people with a low self esteem gather under these tweets, misery really loves company.
@ChrisExcel102
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3 years
Big Zulu Ft Phume Ushuni we Raising..... 😫😫🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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4 years
This morning during my run, some lady shouted ‘Hawu, nangu losisi owa twerkisa abafana’ Is this now my life? 🤦🏾‍♀️
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@phume22
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1 year
Always…
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3 years
My Suzuki fam borrowed me this Milky baby for my Cape Town trip, the sound that she makes as you accelerate? 😩🤌🏾 #SuzukiSwift 1.2 GLX
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3 years
Ihhaba lami 😹😹
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@phume22
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3 years
Connie said I will not give you guys the satisfaction of circulating videos of my grief and I will pre-record my tribute to my husband. Love that for her.
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2 years
Wassup shorty 😝🤓
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@phume22
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3 years
Ngempela? 😅😅😅
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@phume22
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4 years
I’m deactivating my accounts for personal reasons. Ngizonbona after December. Love and light. 🥰🌟
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3 years
I bought something on Superbalist yesterday and today it’s 40% off. So I’m going to reorder it and return the other one because I’m not a joke 😒
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3 years
Gracing the cover of @sibizimedia July issue and even if one person is inspired, my heart will be full 🙏🏾🙌🏾 📸: @LeTele_Media
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3 years
Interviews are really an outdated way of assessing candidates, when are we going to evolve?
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4 years
I’m not an Accountant. I’m a Chartered Account.
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3 years
Drip is forever 🤌🏾😎
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4 years
I’m tempted to ask, what was your Math final mark in matric? 🤔
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3 years
I want to shake my ass in a yacht...in Dubai...in a thong!
@asandakhanyile_
Asanda Khanyile
3 years
Hi @phume22 can I take you out for inyama yenhloko nophuthu?
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@phume22
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1 year
I got feelings for you…
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3 years
Ntshosho 🥰😍
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3 years
I’m so annoyed because that is exactly what he did to Bonang, portraying her as a psycho. These two must go to jail nxe.
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3 years
You know that feeling when you know? 🤌🏾
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4 years
The UK suspended Uber’s licence in 2019 following safety concerns. Almost every other day ladies are sharing horror stories about Bolt. Why are we not doing the same because the Minister of Transport lives on Twitter to see these stories?
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3 years
Nice and easy 👌🏾👌🏾
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4 years
In between shoots...now the day can begin 😌😌 Top: @bonfit_ Tights: @Gymshark
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@phume22
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2 years
And so here I am 🤷🏾‍♀️
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Lol it’s definitely people who have not entered the job market yet who think a R64k salary isn’t a lot. Nisazofunda yazi 😂
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3 years
So vele vele no celeb said anything about the Fresh and Euphonik issue? 🤔
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4 years
Sishada nini Cassper?
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4 years
I am here for the song inda background!!!! I am forced to stan!!!! Ba shape ka di PS5 wena babes!!!
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Phume
5 years
Comment with your most liked picture in 2018. Here’s mine:
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3 years
Yonke into ehlezi nge order 👌🏾🥺
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4 years
Imagine you claim to have been really good friends with someone and you loved them dearly, but the minute you’ll don’t see eye to eye you want to be friends with someone who can go as far as cursing their mother publicly? Riky must stop playing games aibo.
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@phume22
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3 years
In CTA I got 50% on the dot in Accounting and Auditing. I was quite certain ngiphiwe extra marks to make the cut. I didn’t see myself passing Board 1 even. Nailed that shit and nailed APC. Lived happily ever after (well). The journey to CA(SA) is not an easy one.
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@phume22
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3 years
Do gents know how top tier a random ‘I’m coming to fetch you’ is? Man, that’s the definition of romance 😍😍
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@phume22
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1 year
My full tank in December was R900 and this morning it was R700. Dankie Msholozi!
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3 years
Of course the Suzuki had to be mine 😹😅
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