@mildimpala @KaceyMusgraves Not to brag or anything but uhhhh... I’ve cried to Golden Hour totally sober.

when we say the right is doing some evil rhetorical thing, people doubt, and then chris rufo swings down from the rafters like a haunted chandelier to be like “yes that is exactly the thing, we must do that evil thing”

Cloud9 went from BMWs to Kias just like Ashley Schaeffer

.@drgnkingdom dissects @cassmccombs 's epic record on its 10th anniversary

Lots of wrestling fans are unwittingly developing a new leather fetish

I saw that Poison the Well tour. Dusted off that Criteria album a couple of months ago and it still bangs

1. Buried in North Carolina's 600+ page budget is a little-noticed provision that creates a secret police force, controlled by Republicans, with extraordinary powers 🧵

''cant wait to play some league today'' 3 games later:

Hedge fund billionaire Ken Griffin is waging a nasty behind-the-scenes legal battle over his depiction in the new GameStop movie. He's hired at least two law firms to send Sony Pictures threatening letters—one of which @MattBelloni has obtained.

Deeply invested in the @brianjoralvarez cinematic universe.

This is great

This is gonna send hang wringing neo libs into a tizzy

This is a fraction of the ridicule some of these people deserve but it’s a great start.

Important to remember that the majority of companies don’t have values, they have strategies. Sometimes, pretending to have values is part of their strategy.

By the time you realize your mistake, I’ll be estimating the current market value of my various bootleg Kraftwerk vinyl for someone else.

Tuesday, I’ll go to Michigan to join the picket line and stand in solidarity with the men and women of UAW as they fight for a fair share of the value they helped create. It’s time for a win-win agreement that keeps American auto manufacturing thriving with well-paid UAW jobs.

The best thing I can say about League of Legends at this point is that it’s a great way to not want to play video games anymore.

Finding a stick like this.

At some point in your childhood, you and your friends used multiple slurp juices on a single ape for the last time and nobody knew it.

Rent really don’t make no sense like why is my apartment getting a raise every year who is doing the performance review