It's getting goth in here So put on all black clothes I am getting so goth I'm gonna put The Crow on

I’m in the Austin airport with two hours to kill. Should I get hammered with the eclipse freaks?

Thank you Dallas, Austin and Houston. We had a tremendous time in your state. Someone please send me footage of the CMT’s where the guitarist is wearing a Bled shirt. XO

Heading to Willow Lawn Target send me your wish lists.

Freaking out listening to this lovely Australian podcast where they talk about the new record we put out and they actually did some research and got all the Richmond references correct! 🤯

I recorded and mixed this. Naturally it’s fucking amazing.

My band Xed Out released a full length album today. Go stream “No More Blue Skies” and makeout with someone.

Someone made a Heaven Or Las Vegas karaoke track and I don’t think I’ve been this happy in years.

There should be a late night spa for bartenders/service industry who just want to decompress and not have to talk to anyone and just cocoon for a few days before they have to deal with everything again CAN WE PLEASE make this happen?

Where am I at mentally? Well, tonight, I have decided I’m going to slam a Guinness with or without you.

Thankful for all of the sidegig holiday parties I’ve been lucky enough to work during this aggravatingly slow af month and for all my insanely hot friends who told me not to cut all my hair off while I was temporarily losing my mind. 🖤

Deep cleaned my house before work so when the cleaning lady comes by tomorrow morning for her monthly visit, she doesn’t think I’m a total fucking slob. 🤞 😓

There was line dancing at the bowling alley last night and the instructor was wearing a “REAL MEN EAT PUSSY” t-shirt and I couldn’t have gotten through that work party without you king.

Made it to Hawaii. Do you need anything while I’m here?

Flight attendant told me my hair was beautiful. The haters said it was impossible but you can slay on a 5:50AM flight.

Nothing like walking into work and instantly getting terrible energy from the chatter you hear from customers and then realizing it’s a guy in juggalo facepaint defending the fuckheads who stormed the capital. Bro, you’re literally in clown makeup. 😂 🤡

Can’t believe my highschool hardcore band just did two back to back rowdy as fuck shows in manhattan this weekend. What the fuck.

angelic smartass, no shit

It’s that time of the year when the person who killed my friend in a drunk driving accident is celebrating their “sober anniversary” and everyone is liking their shit online and I just want everyone to stop asking me “what’s wrong”

I can’t wait to dj tonight

Don’t be the mfer who shows up to the costume party without a costume and embarrasses your dj friend please im begging