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Abbott Elementary Wednesday on ABC. Next day on Hulu.

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Brittani Nichols
3 years
My girlfriend said, “Is there basketball on?” then put on the game and walked away. Two hours later, I’m like what is she doing? She’s napping. She turned it on to keep me occupied like a toddler.
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Brittani Nichols
4 years
Losing steam my ass
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NBC Los Angeles
4 years
WATCH LIVE: In what appears to be the largest #GeorgeFloyd demonstration in the LA area thus far, an estimated 10,000-plus people are marching in Hollywood.
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Brittani Nichols
4 years
In LA it costs $1200 just to think about an apartment
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2 years
We have fucked this up so bad that the next strain of COVID gonna be transmissible through a stern look
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Brittani Nichols
1 year
Good thing I, as the writer of this episode, do not benefit from this success because of the current streaming residuals model
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Brittani Nichols
4 years
I don’t know who they think they’re scaring with this “curfew will stop when the protests do.” We ain’t got shit else to do. This is my job now. I’ll make the whole city a schedule like bitch you protest Monday to Thursday if you can’t make it find someone to cover your shift
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Brittani Nichols
1 year
This is NUTS. I’m enraged on Ziwe’s behalf. @netflix should be ashamed.
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Brittani Nichols
4 years
You'd think, "I yield my time. Fuck you." would get old but it really doesn't.
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Brittani Nichols
5 months
I'm not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home
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Brittani Nichols
1 year
A true spread of burgers and pizzas at Warner Bros courtesy of Flava Flav! Please come picket and eat! #WGAstrong
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Brittani Nichols
11 months
Why am I getting dragged in Vanity Fair lmao
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Brittani Nichols
3 years
“I bought a house.” You ain’t bought shit, you in a complicated 30-year rental assistance program get away from me
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Brittani Nichols
2 years
Sheryl Lee Ralph’s diction is so good that every now and then we gotta keep her on her toes. “My desks have been desked” was one of those times.
@xoraveen
raveen marie 🫶🏾
2 years
Sheryl Lee Ralph needs an Emmy for this scene alone sksksksksksk #AbbottElementary
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Brittani Nichols
8 months
Rent really don’t make no sense like why is my apartment getting a raise every year who is doing the performance review
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Brittani Nichols
3 years
I am gay. If y’all don’t stop thinking this is about a man, my lord.
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Brittani Nichols
10 months
The Abbott Elementary team didn’t have to go this hard at the WGA Awards. And yet
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Brittani Nichols
3 years
Also, she tried to distract me cuz I said she should ease up on overworking herself to the point that she needs to sleep in the middle of the day. Please stop using this tweet to further you all’s cursed heterosexual narratives lol
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Brittani Nichols
4 years
Maxine Waters's COVID-19 response plan is the best out: Rental assistance, at least $2000/month for all adults, small businesses support, homeless assistance, eviction ban, utility payment suspension, student loan debt forgiveness and more. Call your reps!
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Brittani Nichols
2 years
First table read of the season! #AbbottElementary
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Brittani Nichols
1 year
Long ass thread: Hello, friends. I'm a writer on Abbott Elementary and I want to talk a bit about this chart which shows how absolute dog shit the industry has become for WGA writers and how these numbers impact writers of color.
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Brittani Nichols
4 years
In 2020, put visibly queer people in your shows/movies. I know you think you can only cast them if it’s part of the story but I promise you visibly queer and gender non-conforming people do regular stuff. Like they walk into rooms and say words *all the time.*
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Brittani Nichols
3 years
I am not my ancestors’ wildest dreams. Them niggas had a lot going on, they were not thinking about my goofy ass.
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Brittani Nichols
2 years
Never gonna see Tier 2 friends again, huh
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Brittani Nichols
2 years
Abbott Elementary is a good show to write for because I am paid to tell jokes that insult the boss
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Brittani Nichols
4 years
How California got a Democratic super majority in the assembly and senate but Newsom keeps saying he needs to compromise. BITCH WITH WHO
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Brittani Nichols
5 years
I don’t know why y’all keep making “gender neutral clothing” when really it’s just “men’s” clothing marketed to genderqueer folks. If you were really pandering to the people it’d be like crop tops with Nehru collars & rompers with DEEP v’s that also have belt loops for caribiners
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Brittani Nichols
5 years
Called a restaurant to make a reservation but couldn’t think of the word so asked for a food appointment and now I can never show my face there again
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Brittani Nichols
4 years
I know that America has trained you to think you can solve any problem with more capitalism but buying stamps is not what's going to ensure a fair election. Hate to break it to you but we never have fair elections. Suppression & disenfranchisement is a constant reality. (thread)
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Brittani Nichols
1 year
There’s basically no service here at the WGA Awards but Cate Blanchett sat on my lap and I think that’s all anyone needs to know
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Brittani Nichols
2 years
Told my girlfriend I can’t get mad at her while she’s wearing cowboy boots because it just makes *me* feel stupid so now whenever she knows she messed up all I hear is klip klip kloppity coming down the hallway
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Brittani Nichols
2 years
Why are they pointing guns at a CPR training did they change CPR
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Brittani Nichols
10 months
Can’t believe the AMPTP told a bunch of actors they’re not special and thought it would go over well
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Brittani Nichols
7 years
The feminization of “gossip” and “rumors” and “being nosey” is one of the greatest tools of the patriarchy
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Brittani Nichols
1 year
Spotted outside of the Warner Bros lot. They don’t like how much people are honking in support of writers. We can’t help that people love us 💁🏾‍♂️ #WGAstrong
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Brittani Nichols
3 years
@nathandrake1231 @nitzbluv Lmao...it was a good game
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Brittani Nichols
10 months
A note from an unemployed Emmy nominee
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Brittani Nichols
4 years
For your dating profiles
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Brittani Nichols
4 years
@quintabrunson Sistemic racism
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Brittani Nichols
3 years
People just... say these things out loud
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Brittani Nichols
3 years
This is still going up so uh...defund and abolish the police.
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Brittani Nichols
7 months
This statement does not speak for me as a member of @sagaftra and it’s absurd to me to present this on behalf of an entire membership as if people knew this statement was coming, had a say in it, or had the power to stop it. Disgusting solidarity undermining decision.
@Variety
Variety
7 months
SAG-AFTRA has issued a statement saying it "deplores and condemns the horrific acts of aggression against the Israeli people on Oct. 7...We stand united against hatred and violence and pray for peace."
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Brittani Nichols
1 year
Picket sign, pride version. #WGAstrong
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Brittani Nichols
1 year
You’re never going to believe this but writers caught them violating the “neutral gate” rules at Warner Bros and now we get to picket that gate. Come picket with us! You might end up being a spy. #writersstrike #WGAstrong
@adamconover
Adam Conover
1 year
Quick explainer on those neutral gates you might've heard about, and how they can be used as a union-busting tactic to stop picketing #WGAStrong
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Brittani Nichols
11 months
Headed to the picket line so all writers can afford a tiny apartment
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Brittani Nichols
4 years
I've already hit on why #8cantwait bugged so I decided to do some digging just to see what's up. Campaign Zero is a project of We the Protestors which is affiliated with an Obama Task Force on 21st Century Policing. Already I'm laughing.
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Brittani Nichols
2 years
Rich people that run for office are such losers like you could do whatever the fuck you want and you’re like I’m gonna ruin poor people’s lives via meetings
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Brittani Nichols
4 years
I hate to RT Joseph but this video is wild
@JoeBiden
Joe Biden
4 years
The hard truth is that it didn’t have to be this bad, but Donald Trump ignored the experts and refused to take action. He has failed our nation.
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That’s me. I’m Brittani Nichols
@Variety
Variety
2 years
‘Abbott Elementary’ Writer Brittani Nichols Signs With CAA
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Brittani Nichols
3 years
I can't believe I'm going to have a refrigerator with two doors. Opulence. Wealth. Decadence.
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Brittani Nichols
1 year
Next week’s Abbott Elementary. It’s… not to be missed. That’s all I’mma say. Like you’re going to want to be tuned in live. Hulu heads you need to find a friend with ABC.
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Brittani Nichols
4 years
When do the protests outside the homes of the 68 billionaires in LA County start
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Brittani Nichols
3 years
The fact that the Cold Stone by me closes at 8pm. Like... know your audience.
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Brittani Nichols
4 years
Hey. You may not have liked his campaign or his policy or his unwillingness to be accountable for his past actions or how he said he wished he wasn’t gay or his terrible haircut or his guy-next-door posturing or how he ignored the black people he represented or his lack of experi
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Brittani Nichols
4 years
Love to give a book as a gift like haha bitch now you got birthday homework
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Brittani Nichols
6 years
If I was in college right now I’d probably be writing about Kesha’s evolution as an artist and the millenial cultural-political awakening mirroring each other. It’d be called from Tik Tok to Time’s Up and I’d get an A-
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4 years
Moving to Paris to be problematique
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Brittani Nichols
3 years
I worked for the bad shrimp man. If the tweet below gets 500 retweets, I'll start talking.
@KnockDotLA
Knock LA
3 years
A Tradition of Violence: The History of Deputy Gangs in the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department
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Brittani Nichols
3 years
When your nationalism joke makes the promo 😈
@AbbottElemABC
Abbott Elementary
3 years
The staff? Incredible. The school? Underfunded. #AbbottElementary , a hilarious workplace comedy coming soon to ABC.✏️📚🏫
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Brittani Nichols
3 years
@RealJamiePenn Like a charm. I wasn’t even planning on watching this game.
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Brittani Nichols
4 years
*thread* Hillary Clinton has endorsed David Ryu. I can not stress to you how important LA's CD4 race is and if this doesn't make it click for you, I don't know what will. LA City Council is one of the most powerful governing bodies in the country and we must elect @nithyavraman .
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3 years
Good to know that a guilty verdict is still, also, traumatic. I guess the only thing that isn't traumatic is uh... not murdering us and abolishing the police
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Brittani Nichols
1 year
Four episodes is not a season of television
@vulture
Vulture
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A League of Their Own has officially been renewed for a four episode second season
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Brittani Nichols
2 years
Not to be a nerd but for the comedy nerds out there… here are my on set sides with alts for the roast scene and a joke that sadly didn’t make the cut. #AbbottElementary
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Brittani Nichols
2 months
New Abbott Elementary tonight. Written by me! 😌
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Brittani Nichols
4 years
Everyone going to dine-in at restaurants
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3 years
The best part of the Better Help thing is that we all know trauma famously resolves itself in one month
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Brittani Nichols
3 years
It is not enough to vote Mitch out in 2022. He needs to be removed from office immediately. He lied to constituents, reporters, and anyone who would listen.
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Brittani Nichols
6 years
Don’t ever tell me I’m intimidating. What you mean is you are intimidated by me. In which case ask yourself what about me intimidates you & why that’s a thing you find threatening. I think the answer will illuminate some issues you’ve got going on that have nothing to do w/ me!
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Me while depressed: You must be out of your mind if you think I’m about to work right now Me in a good mood: You must be out of your mind if you think I’m about to work right now
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3 years
Wow
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8 years
Are we all ready to admit that "don't tell ANYONE" means you can tell exactly one person
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3 years
All bosses should have to provide three references before you accept a job
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Brittani Nichols
4 years
Cops watched us do the real work as usual. Fuck your rocks @wpeteriliff
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4 years
Trying to get my show about a lesbian whose codependent relationship with her ex-girlfriend continuously undermines their romantic and professional lives picked up to series but people don’t seem to understand that this premise is enough to power 10 seasons of television lmao
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3 years
I love when people give up. Be free, bitch.
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Brittani Nichols
4 years
8 can’t wait is bullshit. Pass it on.
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Brittani Nichols
1 year
@DouHan The last strike was just about them paying *anything* Streaming was just starting out in 2007 and they wanted to say we shouldn’t get paid at all for things that go on the internet. Now look at them. Half of writing is for the internet
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Brittani Nichols
3 years
My girlfriend is on a Kurt Cobain kick, can a white person please tell me what this means
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Brittani Nichols
6 years
I understand the ethos behind “knock me down 9 times but I get up 10” however you would only need to get up 9 times
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Brittani Nichols
3 years
So...a prison
@LAPDHQ
LAPD HQ
3 years
For clarification, the fencing is being installed tonight and people currently in the park will be allowed to stay overnight, but will not be allowed to come and go.
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Brittani Nichols
1 year
We must really be whooping their ass lmaoooo
@WGAEast
Writers Guild of America East
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"I sincerely hope the strike gets resolved, and writers are given a fair deal as soon as possible. This is an iconic, meaningful American industry & we need the writers—and all the workers—to tell the stories of our nation, and the stories of all of us." - @POTUS #WGAStrong #1u
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Brittani Nichols
4 years
Lotta people logging off because of the bad news. Not me. I’m logging further on.
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Brittani Nichols
2 years
My first Written By of the season is next week’s episode 👀
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Brittani Nichols
3 years
If you live in LA, are black or brown, and wanna get vaxxed THIS FRIDAY, ***DM ME RIGHT NOW*** Eligible groups are Healthcare Workers, 65+, Food and Agriculture Workers, Emergency Service Workers, Education and Childcare Workers Please RT, send to your homies, etc.
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Brittani Nichols
4 years
Sir, this was a Wendy’s
@wsbtv
WSB-TV
4 years
HAPPENING NOW: The Wendy's has been completely destroyed by fire. WATCH LIVE:
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Brittani Nichols
4 years
Starting emails to City Council in an overly familiar tone like, “Hey guys, me again.”
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Brittani Nichols
3 years
When the numbers start rolling out and we see black people have been vaccinated at a much lower rate, they’ll try to blame it on “vaccine hesitancy” instead of reckoning with the utter lack of equity in distribution and improper priorities
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Brittani Nichols
7 years
If the Founding Fathers had the weapons of today, there wouldn’t even be a 2nd Amendment cuz all their dumbasses would be dead from dueling
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Brittani Nichols
1 year
WGA and SAG striking together
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Brittani Nichols
3 years
This is a lie. In case anyone was wondering.
@JoeBuscaino
Joe Buscaino
3 years
All 166 people living at Echo Park have been housed! We can do this LA!!
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That’s me. I’m Brittani Nichols.
@Variety
Variety
4 years
Issa Rae’s ColorCreative to Develop Dramedy Series ‘Toothbrush’ With Brittani Nichols at Quibi (EXCLUSIVE)
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Brittani Nichols
5 years
People that come in your room and tell you it’s too dark and try to turn on the lights need to mind their damn business
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Brittani Nichols
7 years
It's too soon for all these Bowling Green Massacre tweets. You have to at least let it happen first.
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Brittani Nichols
5 years
It is *crucial* to know what your modifier is when there are other people in your general group that share your first name. Ex: Hot Timothy, Bad Latoya, etc.
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Brittani Nichols
4 years
It took so many people of color literally dying for white people to stop doing just the silliest shit. Like it took ALL THIS for y’all to admit you shouldn’t be casting white voice actors for these things? The workings of the white mind are so embarrassing.
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Brittani Nichols
6 years
The only thing that makes white people angrier than telling them they’re racist is telling them they’re rich
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Brittani Nichols
2 years
If I say, “It’s not for me” that actually means I don’t think a worse thing has ever existed.
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Brittani Nichols
6 years
Miss the dramatics of a flip phone
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Brittani Nichols
1 year
Abbott is on 3 streamers so there’s no incentive to rebroadcast, which has better residuals. They use hits to get more people to sign up for streaming (where residuals are shit.) In our case, we know we perform incredibly well on streaming. Writers should share in that success.
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Brittani Nichols
1 year
I could go on and on but I'll stop here. I know the issues facing writers are somewhat complicated, even to writers themselves. But I hope if you enjoy TV, you'll be curious about the ways the workers that write your favorite shows are being treated.
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