I'm a social vegan, I don't like meet.

“Feel free to annoy me all day” ~me, flirting

the fact that they let me be an adult is insane.

Well, aren't you just an adorable dumpster fire...

Please, one more time but louder, for the tweet in the back.

#WaysToDanceInASongOrMovie I Am Samba

I scroll Twitter with my right hand and keep my left hand on my wallet I don’t trust any of you

when you don’t know what you don’t know, you might make decisions that are not fully informed.

#WaysToDanceInASongOrMovie When Harrt Met Salsa

the battles we know nothing about

I block cuz I’m not a fan of the quote tweets. But whatever! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

They always hope you’re freaky until you are.

All I did was make a few MAGA jokes and boom I hurt a few feelings.

Maybe it’s time to go full on creepy.

Not now mom, killing everyone who’s ‘asking for it.’

Ooga-chaka, ooga-ooga Ooga-chaka, ooga-ooga Ooga-chaka, ooga-ooga The world could really use a dancing baby right now…

It truly is sad when a country sees more outrage over Charlie Kirk’s shooting vs all the school shootings. The life of one out weighs the life of many for MAGA.

It’s pouring rain and I never want it to stop

Nothing good crawls through windows, slips through side doors, or arrives uninvited in your DMs.

your hands my hips your cock my ass

Lady was pissy when I insisted on walking with her to the parking lot, but it was raining and she had an umbrella.