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@MonkeyWithGuns
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Primate With guns. Commies aren't people. I block Commies (because throwing them from helicopters is still illegal) Rothko's art sucks. No, really. Sucks.
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The only thing the gubmint should subsidize is private ownership of crew served weapons.
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If you're reading Kent's letter and wondering how it makes sense for him to say his wife died in a war fomented by Israel when she died in Syria from an ISIS attack, understand that "Israel controls ISIS" is a popular conspiracy theory in some parts. It shows where his mind is.
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Let’s recap. @WarOnTheRocks doxxes @CynicalPublius. @EvansRyan202 claims CP was already doxxed. I post a meme proving this is a lie. Ryan accuses me of not caring about his mother’s safety. I spend an hour writing a long post about appropriate alternatives to violence. Ryan
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If he smoked a huge slab of meat, you had hours to make sides. Why y'all so lazy?
men will smoke a huge slab of meat and be like “ok dinner is ready!” and it’s just the meat. No sides, nothing to drink, just here is my meat.
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Amazing things are possible when US AID gets its funding cut.
The conservative president of Ecuador, also known as “The Bukele of Ecuador,” Daniel Noboa has sent the army to the Guayaquil region to root out the gangs. Soldiers set up checkpoints in Guayaquil as part of Noboa’s “Total Offensive Operation” & curfew
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I'm not crying...okay, I am.
13 Year Old Pulled Over While Trying to Save His Cat. In Florida, a 13 year old boy, home sick from school, was thrown into a terrifying situation. His mom wasn’t answering, and his orange cat was dying before his eyes. Panicked but determined, he grabbed the car keys. Though he
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I might let my nerd love for this story outweigh my 'tism induced aversion to crowds and go see this in IMAX.
When in space, just put yourself out there! Project Hail Mary — only in theaters and IMAX 3.20.26. Get tickets now at link in bio.
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Help spread the word about hero Gary Plauche and the world famous @harveyspistols gun giveaway at the same time! No gimmicks, no fine print. Just follow, like, share, comment. This is the most legit giveaway out there. Ends every Monday. https://t.co/FqWv2y63Ai
Today is Gary Plauche Day. Rascal is a fan of Gary and an even bigger fan of doing right by your children, as well as those who would visit harm upon them, if you know what he means... Rascal has it on good authority that the revolver used on that eventful day was a Colt snub
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America has just convicted 9 people-including 2 trans women-of terrorism for going to a protest. They will probably spend the rest of their lives in jail, and in the case of the trans women, getting constantly raped.
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For the love of G0d, all my fellow Texians, go vote in the run-off. @JohnCornyn has got to go. Please, please, please. I'm begging y'all.
If John Cornyn cared as much about helping President Trump pass the Save America Act as he did helping Biden destroy the 2nd Amendment, it would already be law. He still refuses to call out his best friends like McConnell for opposing the bill.
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If John Cornyn cared as much about helping President Trump pass the Save America Act as he did helping Biden destroy the 2nd Amendment, it would already be law. He still refuses to call out his best friends like McConnell for opposing the bill.
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TRADING HALTED IN KEY CONTRACTS ON THE LONDON METAL EXCHANGE
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"you can always spot the Americans in foreign countries" meanwhile every 3rd Hispanic family at the mall
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@KaptainKrunch97 @megigogi You can tell when an anti-Hispanic meme was made by another Hispanic because there's a genuine soul and malice that white racists just can't replicate.
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There will be no WW3. They've abandoned numbered releases and switched to a live service model with seasonal events.
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Update: the meeting was this morning 7am sharp Walked in My boss, HR, and legal were already seated I sat down Opened my legal pad HR said "we need to talk about your email signature" I said "which part" She said "the adjectives" I said "smart and handsome?" She said
Update: boss moved our meeting to Monday at 7am HR is on the invite. Legal might be too. Unclear. I think this is about the email signature situation Last month HR required everyone to add their identified pronouns I complied immediately Updated my email signature to: Best,
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The irony here is that "Publius" is the pseudonym used by John Jay, Alexander Hamilton, and James Madison to write The Federalist Papers...
In a time when so many operate behind screen names, I’ve been reflecting on what real leadership looked like for our Founding Fathers and great military commanders. They didn’t hide. They signed their true names and burned the boats. A recent event with Cynical Publius made me
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Very odd that Iran has a gay President before the US.
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