Megan
@MmBsn
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This 7 second video is my drug of choice
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Unfortunately I'm finding the snow in Toronto to be kind of charming today
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it's giving
menswear guy fire when ready
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7:55pm Christmas Eve and my stepdad has just declared "if anyone is wondering, I need new socks"
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imagine the name of a fake restaurant right now. there is a 50% chance it already exists in Toronto, Canada
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I don't know if hidden likes means things I like are showing up in the feeds of people who follow me but I want to clear this up: if you follow me and you've seen this man shirtless 750000 times today it's because I have liked every single one and i won't be stopping
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Buck Buckley moved to NY I guess
FDNY suspends officer for giving ‘hot girls’ ride on firetruck as department probes ‘frat house’ behavior https://t.co/nvjVO7a5kD
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One of many reasons i can never leave here, at least once a year we have 30 Rock Day and I never know when it will be but it always delights me
oh good is it 30 rock day on this website again. i love when it’s 30 rock day
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i just want to be clear that lilacs belong to everyone so if you see me clipping, walk away
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are you gonna merge souls with me or what bro
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I personally deserve to have a private garden area in a walkable neighbourhood
what is your least urbanist opinion?
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In canada aspirants to national leadership have to kiss the ring of five newfies who run the state-run comedy clique
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It is not enough for someone to take this cat in and love him I'm also looking for volunteers to bring harm to the person who abandoned him
I'm just so tired and so done being nice. This cat is so stressed. If anyone in the Bay Area is interested in adopting or even fostering, please reach out, he is sweet but NOT ok with other cats and is NOT doing well here. He needs to be in a home.
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something about leaving your uncleaned apartment..the mess clings to your presence somehow, the strangers know about my dirty dishes in the sink by the way my tote bag keep slipping off my shoulder. I’m scattered. my movements are heavy with the clutter I left behind in my home
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I have a coworker who is convinced I have a magic green thumb when in reality I just neglect plants until they're bone dry and then soak the shit out of them and repeat this cycle every 2 weeks or so
people vastly overestimate how much a green thumb is about having plant knowledge vs actually just being willing to experiment with something new & fail repeatedly.
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