the way some of you honor your “inner child” is by having a third grade reading level

Doing anti-performative reading which is reading an acclaimed novel that looks like a self-help book to the unaware eye

Have you guys read any other book besides Stoner by John Williams

Looking up “where to get apple cider donut nyc” on my work computer

The idea that two people born in the 1990s would meet on hinge is maybe the least surprising thing I’ve ever heard, but it’s sweet how shocked it makes you guys

I’m just glad I get to exist at the same time as diet dr. pepper

Shoved a dozen ish of my friends in my railway style apt living room to watch uncut gems and it was beautiful

I am glad my horrible personality hasn’t been tainted enough to not be excited about this…it may be over for some people

you know that it’s our time. these are the best days of our lives. just raise your glasses high this one’s for you tonight

I love being woke

Lied my way into a DSA event they’re treating like like the met gala for some reason…if you’re abrasive enough this can work

Wearing my I voted sticker at my office around Cuomo-adjacent men who can’t vote here because they live in the suburbs

Voting for Zohran Mamdani after finding out Dick Cheney died 😻

padme would be the type to eat a blueberry for breakfast

When someone goes through your media tab and you have to see photos you posted of yourself over a year ago…why would you punish me like this

Not a Rachel Sennott super fan, but I do think a lot of the hate towards her is jealousy because she’s a former twitter egirl who was actually able to pivot to a successful career in acting and writing

If Zohran wins I will actually give up nicotine for the rest of November. If the Italian pervert manages to any drug for me is on the table

November is about learning to be a bitch who stays home…

The idea of going out a second night in a row is giving me heart palpitations

Lowkey sluttier for a man to like a Clairo post than a Sydney Sweeney one