Mithradates
@MithradatesVI
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Teacher: health law, contracts, ethics. Tweets are exclusively jokes. Retweets and likes are strictly by accident.
Joined December 2011
My dear friend Jaci died in childbirth last year. Her last tweets were a statement about the importance of abortion to her. I’ve retweeted this 🧵before, and I probably will again, because I think they are words of profound wisdom and grace.
All I can say is, as someone 38+ weeks pregnant with a very wanted baby, I do not wish this on anyone who doesn’t really, really want it. And I’ve had a relatively healthy, uncomplicated pregnancy with a presumably healthy baby.
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Make no mistake: This is a website for Nazis.
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Threadnoughters: if you haven't already, it's time to make the jump to Bluesky. We have a starter pack ready for you of the active Threadnought members who we now have already made accounts, so it's easy to find us on the other side. #threadnought
https://t.co/1ENVaYxxez
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Bluesky now has a system for mass following to user-created lists of people, so if you are worried about finding your people over on Bluesky, make the switch already. All of lawtwitter is about two clicks away. What are you waiting for?
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I'm deleting this app off my phone. I'll maybe repost here from elsewhere, but you should really find me over on Bsky if you still want to interact.
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My wife would kill me if I included a photo, but her craft room is now a prime example for all of us over the next four years. It has become ungovernable.
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blue states, i'm going to really need all of you to begin some semblance of an effort to build housing. this is ridiculous no matter how you look at it
Hey Democrats, I have some more unfortunate news for you. Here's what the electoral map looks like after the 2030 census. Republicans likely pick up TWELVE electoral votes through population growth.
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On the one hand, I have money on Kamala (and I really want a pretty new guitar), but on the other hand, that "keys to the presidency" guy will be insufferable in four years if we win.
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You know everybody's stressed when, after months of relative inactivity, suddenly every relative you ever gave access to is using the Plex server to stream feel-good animated movies in the middle of the day.
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Seeing a lot of John Mulaney Discourse today, to which my only thought is this: John Mulaney is one of the best things to ever happen to cocaine.
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imagining if kant had been a contemporary airport book author and after the critique of pure reason, he published 40 variants like "critique of pure teenager reason", "critique of pure grandma reason", "critique of pure coffee lovers' reason", etc
If the election is getting you down and you really need some chicken soup for the soul, I highly recommend Kant’s Critique of Pure Reason.
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Was I just especially aware of social issues in my youth, or were most of the adults in my life idiots?
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Something I've heard all my life from older people is "We didn't have [social issue] when I was young" or some variation thereon. But as I approach middle age, I'm still waiting for a social issue that didn't exist when I was young to come up.
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Incredible: AI can predict the winner of the 2024 election. Looks like there will be a few surprises; for example, there's a good chance that Iowa will win Texas.
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I am so grateful to whichever programmer put in automatic download options on Plex. Always having the next episode of Little Bit's shows on the iPad, no matter where we are, is a godsend.
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To this day we measure the length of periods of massive incompetence by “scaramuccis.” Some people have the memory of a goldfish. Or, in scientific terms, one milliscaramucci.
Most of all in government, I want competence My preference would have been Desantis ... but I likely would have abstained if Josh Shapiro had been the nominee.
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Republicans please don't forget Tuesday is national vape and play video games with your cell phone uncharged day. Eliminating it is a huge part of the trans Jewish banker agenda
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.@WIRED is tracking incidents of harassment, intimidation, sabotage and violence related to the election. We logged 13 confirmed incidents from just the last 10 days. Read about them here: https://t.co/DmKB6DwIu6
wired.com
With bombs, brawls, and stolen mail-in ballots already in play, the 2024 election is shaping up to be exceptionally chaotic. WIRED is tracking these incidents as they unfold.
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