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Woke-Free Zone. I'm gobby, I support NUFC, love sports & fitness, and i'm potty mouthed. Here for a giggle & dirty jokes. Your Brit-Scandinavian galen tjej

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@Miss_Triss95
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Sky Sports couldn't be any more bias toward Liverpool if they tried. Just polish Klopps bellend & be done with it. @SkySportsPL #skysports
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You're delusional if you think that PIF can be bullied by a thick as mince penny pinching, tax dodging billionaire.
@TheUnitedLad__
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@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC No one can say no to Manchester United, we're the biggest club itw and Newcastle can hold that 😭
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@Miss_Triss95
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I prefer slapper. Which is what you'd get across your face if you say that to my face. Which you wouldn't do because I work all & by the time I'm out having fun at night, your mother has already locked the front door & put you to bed.
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@Miss_Triss95
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@DnellyBPD I loved it! Layton wasn't letting her get away with skewing the narrative.
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@Miss_Triss95
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Not a chance PIF are keeping Howe after this. Dreadful! #CheNew #NUFC
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@SkySportsPL Why should resign? Is he pointing out too many dodgy Varchester decisions?
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@Miss_Triss95
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@AnonymousTology @GrowingupinSCN Wow! Another fake Anonymous. Is this OSA or AF? I guess Aftermath Foundation fair gaming is a thing now.
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@Miss_Triss95
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Dumb & Dummett thinks he's at Wrestlemania. WHY is he still at the club? #NUFC
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@Miss_Triss95
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That was epic!! #NUFC I'm forever blowing bubbles 😂😂😂😂
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@Miss_Triss95
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I've reached my follow limit guys. If you've just followed, I'll get around to follow backs when X let's me.
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@Miss_Triss95
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We'll see you in court. Uncle Jim needs to brush up on his contract law. If you think The Constant Gardener/INEOS/Manure has a better legal team than PIF, then I know a Prince in Nigeria who needs help getting his inheritance. I'll forward you the email.
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- Omar Berrada on gardening leave from Man City - Dan Ashworth taking Newcastle United to arbitration - Jason Wilcox from Southampton (former Man City academy director) Sir Jim and INEOS are just picking who they want and other PL teams can do nothing 😭
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@Miss_Triss95
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Maybe the reason we're not bothering to tackle at all, is because we know the ref will blow for a foul to Man City, even if it's blatantly not a foul. Or maybe we're just absolutely useless. 🤷‍♀️ #NUFC #MNCNEW
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Varchester United saved by the officials once again #COVMUN
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@thismorning He just "stumbled" on the March?? Yeah okayyy!! The media is in overdrive trying get public support for Israel back on track. #thismorning
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I deserve a few G&T's after watching that. #NUFC
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@billywhizz666 @SkySportsPL Thanks Mike. Sorry I mean Roger
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@piersmorgan 😭😂😂😭 You should've waited a few hours before posting
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@LaytonWilliams & @AJOdudu told Ekin-Su exactly what everyone else was thinking. What a hypocrite! She was up Louis's arse for over a week, heard the boos, so she nominated him & brushed it off. #CBBUK
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@WestHamPlace Never mind, Gordon. What about Botman?! Some of the medical team didn't think it was a serious injury & some had concerns. Now he's out for 9 months. That's negligence!
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It's fish & chip Friday!! Woohoo!
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Corruption, incompetency, or both? You decide!
@ManUtd
Manchester United
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⚽️ @B_Fernandes8 restores parity from the penalty spot. COME ON UNITED! 🗣️ #MUFC || #BOUMUN
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I've waited a week a prescription, I walk into the local chemist & this botox injected bitch of a woman, oozing privilege, is shouting her mouth off at the staff because she had to wait 48 hrs. Well, I couldn't help myself & gave her a "friendly" reality check. #NHS #Boots
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Pathetic performance! #CheNew
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When you can't go out clubbing on a friday night
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Longstaff is weaker than my gran's tea
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Work conference is killing me here. Imagine having to spend a night at the same hotel with your manager & an annoying colleague.
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Guys! WTAF was that? It can't be just me that thinks Dummett should've gone in the transfer window.
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Bloody hell! These scousers are a bit touchy, aren't they?
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Send positives to my Granny Lena, who was taken to hospital in the early hours of this morning. She's a beautiful fiesty warmaiden & one of the fittest most active 60 yr olds I know. Krya på dig!
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Oh Fuck off Joe Cole you has-been! Another biased pundit. It was a shocking decision. #tntsports #NUFC @tntsports
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Why are my Fridays always manic?
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@petemcbee I think we're entitled to ask questions of the medical staff now. We've had more injuries this season than the amount of dives Sterling has taken. But yes, there are a few w⚓️s who think we should be top 4 after one season of overachievment.
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OMFG!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 #NUFC
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Some random Indian guy just tried to chat me up. His opening pick up line was "Is your boyfriend uglier than me?"
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@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
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INCREDIBLE! 🤯 Liverpool are 3-0 down at Anfield! 🔥 📺 @tntsports & @discoveryplusUK #UEL
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Did you not know his father was a toolmaker? #lorraine @lorraine #keirstarmer No, really, he was. He Absolutely did NOT own the factory. Definitely not! Nope!
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Well that was shit! #NUFC No desire, no intensity, no passion.
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Sit down Joe Cole 😂😂😂😂 #tntsports @tntsports #NUFC
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@StuartTring It's you lot man. Ya Divvies 😂😂
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@LAPDHollywood Don't wanna talk about corruption between Scientology & the LAPD huh?
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We've been atrocious! Palace deserves to win. Let's be honest. #NUFC #CRYNEW r. #CrystalPalace
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What is it with posh blokes & bright red trousers?
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@GrowingupinSCN Sometimes, you have to fight fire with fire. Leah doesn't realise that she's been groomed twice. 1st by Scientology & secondly by Rinder.
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Jesus fucking christ. We are awful! #NUFC The only way Longstaff & Burn get dropped is if they're struck by lightning.
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES #NUFC
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What a gentleman! 🥱
@MikePearso36
MikePearson. 🕺🏼
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@henrywinter @TimesSport I'm surprised all the Sky Sports staff weren't in the photo as well, since the entire broadcast was a Liverpool lovefest.
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Is this the 2024 #Keepbritaintidy campaign? Filthy b*st*rds! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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This! 💯
@JimmyMoore12
Jimmy Moore
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@Peter62592674 No Eddie needs to protect the player. If his foot is hurting enough that he has to be shot up and you play him 90 minutes that’s irresponsible. Change the formation or bring someone from the reserves hell try anything. Unless he’s full of shit and putting something out there…
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Drinking on a school night 😯🧉
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Amazing how the BBC commentators are moaning about Schar going down after getting poked in the eye but said feck all about Foden collapsing after a gust of fresh air hit his foot. #bbcsport #facup #NUFC
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Moyes needs to sit down in a comfy chair & check his blood pressure. #NEWWHU #NUFC
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Thank fook for Isak #NUFC #NEWSHU
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@lspark89 Well, those Man Utd fans are lovely bunch.....said no one.....ever
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@stevewraith Why does he talk through his nose whenever there's a goal?
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When you're ready for bed, it's pretty late & the cops knock on your door so hard that the building across the street would've heard them.
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@davido87 @SkySportsPL Thanks David...oops my finger slipped & I just pressed the mute button
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Well I hope you all had a good Easter Sunday. My carb free diet went out the window. I think I ate an entire bowl of roast potatoes.
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MOTD!! Bring it on!! 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍 #MOTD #NUFC
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If L Ron Hubbard was a few cherries short of a fruitcake, David Miscavige is crazier than Cocaine Bear on a clubbing holiday in Ibiza
@FilmThePoliceLA
Film The Police LA
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Wait, L Ron Hubbard thought that NOT SMOKING ENOUGH led to cancer? He literally believed smoking cigarettes decreases your chance of cancer?
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@KatOcean__
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Everyone say hi 👋🏻 @djbrinks81 aka Dana Brinkmann who lives less than a mile around the block from La Poubelle. 42 y/o. Was engaged, no longer is. Is friendly with @TiaMowry & @TameraMowryTwo . From the Wi/IL area originally. @JessPalmadessa @FilmThePoliceLA @LA_Kam7 #Scientology
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@tanne61041 @piersmorgan It was dead when I tried to take my mum to the hospital during covid. Completely empty. They even had temporary morgues built & one of the porters outside told us they weren't even being used
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@tfalex1892 He's got to be feeling the pressure now. I'm at home with a G&T, & I'm feeling the pressure from just watching that mess.
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@MagpieChannel_ Fking Awful! Longstaff is dreadful & Howe's substitutions couldn't be any worse if he was off his face on crack.
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I mean, we knew LAPD was bad, but CORRUPTION runs deeeeep. SHAME ON YOU!! Laughing at child sexual abuse victims, doing Miscavige's dirty work, refusing to arrest assault perp COS BITCH BOYS @KarenBassLA @LAPDHQ #LAPD #StreetsLA @GrowingupinSCN @Scientology #Lapoubelle #DOA
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I wouldn't say no to this tag team 😂
@soccer_slammers
Soccer Slammers ⚽️💥
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• RING NAME: Eddie Howe and Jason Tindall • NICKNAME: Howe and Mad Dog • SPECIAL MOVE / FINISHER: The Gentleman's Surprise - As the opponent approaches Howe for a handshake, Tindall swoops in with impeccable timing to shake it first, leaving the opponent bewildered and...
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There's more snowflakes on 'X' than there are in Lapland.
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@PiersUncensored @hzomlot @piersmorgan @TalkTV Was the French resistance a terrorist group? Palestine is being occupied by an oppressor & when the oppressed fought back they're now labelled terrorists. So by this logic, the French resistance who received medals of bravery, were terrorists.
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@benonwine That's me & my sisters after one too many mojitos at a karaoke night, trying to convince our dad that we're sober.
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@NCSL1892 I've told you before, don't take photos in my bathroom. 😂
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Toney gets treated like a victim while Tonali receives hate. And they wonder why ppl accuse them of being top six gatekeepers.
@NUFC
Newcastle United FC
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Newcastle United acknowledges a misconduct charge received by Sandro Tonali in respect of alleged breaches of FA Betting Rules. Sandro continues to fully comply with relevant investigations and he retains the club's full support. Due to this ongoing process, Sandro and…
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@Aaronbrook12538 Or there was a 2 for 1 offer on Sausage, Cheese & Bean melts at Ye Olde Greggs
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@lspark89 Clout chasers. Tbf, so are the majority of the press. Down here in London, you'd think Newcastle Utd was a criminal gang. They look for the negatives. The lack of impartiality is ridiculous!
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@MagpieChannel_ Dummett = F&%king Useless
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@Aaronbrook12538 @john_nufc42 @RWHardwick From one cheeky bugger to a cheeky tw @t 😂😂
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@tanne61041 @piersmorgan 😂 When we were in, the receptionist was trying to beat her highest score on bubble shooter.
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@benonwine
Benonwine
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What comes to MIND when you see this Police Officer?
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@AewIsgood What's it like living in a bubble?
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I hate mornings
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@LaytonWilliams We love you (S)Layton
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@kendallrowanx He does have a resting dad face
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@Raymond66273454 @SkySportsPL Of what? An aging squad? Or the subwoofers under the stands that amplify the crowd noise? I am jealous of Danny Murphy's barber, tho. At least he doesn't have to listen to him prattling on about nowt.
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@NCSL1892 Time for a rival league
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Well, that was shit. #NUFC
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@kendallrowanx Klopp, the man who constantly gets his knickers in a twist over officials & takes delight in lambasting the PGMOL, seems to be very quiet over this disgrace of a decision.
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@Green_Yamo @SkySportsPL The name is ironic, but let's go with it.
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@john_nufc42 @RWHardwick You cheeky bugger. That was so well written, I really believed you.
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@FilmThePoliceLA In London, the Jewish community has their own separate police force with different uniforms & insignia. I don't know any other country that has as much clout as to get their own police in a foreign country. Our government is trying to ban the protests outright.
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Happy birthday to a serial cheater, liar, psychopath, scammer & founder of a child trafficking cult. 🎂
@Scientology
Scientology
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Happy birthday to our Founder L. Ron Hubbard! 🎂 #scientology
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That was never a foul by Gordon. Eze is whingy whiny cheating little bellend #CRYNEW
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WTAF!!!!! Absolutely fucking shocking Refereeing. #NEWWHU
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@steve_sharp74 They're still on their bloody break
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@TheToonReview They think we should roll over like good doggy. They're not used to clubs standing up to them. #manutd 🔔ends
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