Woke-Free Zone. I'm gobby, I support NUFC, love sports & fitness, and i'm potty mouthed. Here for a giggle & dirty jokes. Your Brit-Scandinavian galen tjej
I prefer slapper.
Which is what you'd get across your face if you say that to my face. Which you wouldn't do because I work all & by the time I'm out having fun at night, your mother has already locked the front door & put you to bed.
We'll see you in court. Uncle Jim needs to brush up on his contract law.
If you think The Constant Gardener/INEOS/Manure has a better legal team than PIF, then I know a Prince in Nigeria who needs help getting his inheritance. I'll forward you the email.
- Omar Berrada on gardening leave from Man City
- Dan Ashworth taking Newcastle United to arbitration
- Jason Wilcox from Southampton (former Man City academy director)
Sir Jim and INEOS are just picking who they want and other PL teams can do nothing 😭
Maybe the reason we're not bothering to tackle at all, is because we know the ref will blow for a foul to Man City, even if it's blatantly not a foul.
Or maybe we're just absolutely useless. 🤷♀️
#NUFC
#MNCNEW
@thismorning
He just "stumbled" on the March??
Yeah okayyy!!
The media is in overdrive trying get public support for Israel back on track.
#thismorning
@LaytonWilliams
&
@AJOdudu
told Ekin-Su exactly what everyone else was thinking.
What a hypocrite! She was up Louis's arse for over a week, heard the boos, so she nominated him & brushed it off.
#CBBUK
@WestHamPlace
Never mind, Gordon. What about Botman?! Some of the medical team didn't think it was a serious injury & some had concerns. Now he's out for 9 months. That's negligence!
I've waited a week a prescription, I walk into the local chemist & this botox injected bitch of a woman, oozing privilege, is shouting her mouth off at the staff because she had to wait 48 hrs. Well, I couldn't help myself & gave her a "friendly" reality check.
#NHS
#Boots
Send positives to my Granny Lena, who was taken to hospital in the early hours of this morning. She's a beautiful fiesty warmaiden & one of the fittest most active 60 yr olds I know.
Krya på dig!
@petemcbee
I think we're entitled to ask questions of the medical staff now. We've had more injuries this season than the amount of dives Sterling has taken. But yes, there are a few w⚓️s who think we should be top 4 after one season of overachievment.
Did you not know his father was a toolmaker?
#lorraine
@lorraine
#keirstarmer
No, really, he was. He Absolutely did NOT own the factory.
Definitely not! Nope!
@GrowingupinSCN
Sometimes, you have to fight fire with fire.
Leah doesn't realise that she's been groomed twice. 1st by Scientology & secondly by Rinder.
@Peter62592674
No Eddie needs to protect the player. If his foot is hurting enough that he has to be shot up and you play him 90 minutes that’s irresponsible. Change the formation or bring someone from the reserves hell try anything. Unless he’s full of shit and putting something out there…
Amazing how the BBC commentators are moaning about Schar going down after getting poked in the eye but said feck all about Foden collapsing after a gust of fresh air hit his foot.
#bbcsport
#facup
#NUFC
@tanne61041
@piersmorgan
It was dead when I tried to take my mum to the hospital during covid. Completely empty. They even had temporary morgues built & one of the porters outside told us they weren't even being used
• RING NAME: Eddie Howe and Jason Tindall
• NICKNAME: Howe and Mad Dog
• SPECIAL MOVE / FINISHER: The Gentleman's Surprise - As the opponent approaches Howe for a handshake, Tindall swoops in with impeccable timing to shake it first, leaving the opponent bewildered and...
@PiersUncensored
@hzomlot
@piersmorgan
@TalkTV
Was the French resistance a terrorist group?
Palestine is being occupied by an oppressor & when the oppressed fought back they're now labelled terrorists.
So by this logic, the French resistance who received medals of bravery, were terrorists.
Newcastle United acknowledges a misconduct charge received by Sandro Tonali in respect of alleged breaches of FA Betting Rules.
Sandro continues to fully comply with relevant investigations and he retains the club's full support.
Due to this ongoing process, Sandro and…
@lspark89
Clout chasers. Tbf, so are the majority of the press. Down here in London, you'd think Newcastle Utd was a criminal gang. They look for the negatives. The lack of impartiality is ridiculous!
@Raymond66273454
@SkySportsPL
Of what? An aging squad? Or the subwoofers under the stands that amplify the crowd noise?
I am jealous of Danny Murphy's barber, tho. At least he doesn't have to listen to him prattling on about nowt.
@kendallrowanx
Klopp, the man who constantly gets his knickers in a twist over officials & takes delight in lambasting the PGMOL, seems to be very quiet over this disgrace of a decision.
@FilmThePoliceLA
In London, the Jewish community has their own separate police force with different uniforms & insignia.
I don't know any other country that has as much clout as to get their own police in a foreign country.
Our government is trying to ban the protests outright.