mike
@MikeBorses
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ever read a fortune cookie fortune? yeah. I probably wrote that.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined July 2017
I sat next to that actress during a play one time. 😌
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Their happiness is like razor sharp talons clawing their way through my bitter shriveled heart
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President Trump is right. To stay ahead in the global AI race, America needs a unified federal framework. One that promotes innovation without overbearing regulation. A smart, cohesive national policy will ensure that American ingenuity leads the world in the age of A.I.
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Accidentally skipped a track from Demi Lovato and now I’m scared the algorithm will think I hate her??? What do I do 😰
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You have to get f*cked in it a lot for the silkification to happen. It’s earned; not handed to you.
when i turn 30 next may does my hole just become silky or do i have to do anything prior
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when ppl at the movie theater have to walk by you to their seats
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I will be ordering
Introducing the Power Max Protein Bowl with over 100g of protein 💪🏼 As always No Antibiotics Ever Seed Oil Free
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1/ Housing is the defining issue of our time. As California's average home prices approach $1 million, @CSElmendorf and Ed Glaeser, America's leading urban economists, call on California to stop the vetocracy and BUILD. MORE. HOMES. 🇺🇸 From today's @latimes:
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I’d never leave my home again
Guy at the theater let me have the giant cardboard Bugonia standee!
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I only have one, he’s right.
Having one testicle is actually really cool you all should try it out at some point
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So wicked for good was ok for me. It was just ok. Was Wicked 1 and 2 an improvement on the Wizard of Oz? I’m going to have to say no.
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Isn’t cocaine supposed to be an appetite suppressant
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I’d have to kms
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The way she says “now is not the time helicopter” is the most deeply cringe thing the internet has produced in 2025
Grown adults reacting to a helicopter like it’s giving them Vietnam flashbacks
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I have a serious problem in that I genuinely hate leftovers. I want new fresh food every time I eat and in this economy it’s becoming more expensive than a cocaine addiction.
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I’m the opposite. I will rip my heart out and bleed for you. Let’s work on it together.
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Me 4 days ago: It’s sad to see something that once defined culture struggle to keep up with it Me today: spongebob big guy pants okay
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