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Mike Thelen 🚢

@MichaelPThelen

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Health-tinkerer. Serial-immigrant. Neuroscience, Physiology and Nutrition. Evolutionary thinking.

Joined December 2009
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@MichaelPThelen
Mike Thelen 🚢
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Lying to people always has costs. And sugar coated non-sense is designed to lie. If you love people, stop feeding their delusions.
@Romy_Holland
Romy
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@webdevMason i wish she’d realize that this version of her is actually best positioned to land a husband and her odds go down dramatically each year from here. i wish frank discussions about age and smv weren’t so socially taboo for most ppl.
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@MichaelPThelen
Mike Thelen 🚢
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This is me. I'm guilty. I do this to chatGPT all the time whenever it feeds me boilerplate safetyism responses instead of first principles logic.
@DrewPavlou
Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼
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Hasan Piker screamed at his dog and applied a shock collar to her because she got up to stretch while he screamed “I FUCKING HATE THIS COUNTRY SO MUCH” You could not even make this up as satire. He lives in a $3 million mansion in Hollywood. Just the absolute epitome of a
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@MrsErikaKirk
Erika Kirk
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The steadfast love of the Lord never ceases; his mercies never come to an end; they are new every morning; great is your faithfulness. “The Lord is my portion,” says my soul, “therefore I will hope in him.” The Lord is good to those who wait for him, to the soul who seeks
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@MichaelPThelen
Mike Thelen 🚢
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An equal number of fan girlies are going to dark-romance crush on him even harder now
@MiddleearthMixr
The Middle-earth Mixer
23 hours
Hasan to his dog when it moves on the livestream
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@MichaelPThelen
Mike Thelen 🚢
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If Elon bought Reddit it'd become a wildly useful and enjoyable tool again
@bgmasters
Blake Masters
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Reddit not existing had we enforced immigration law is a great argument for enforcing immigration law
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@MichaelPThelen
Mike Thelen 🚢
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Modern authors *hate* the audience and want to punish them.
@Grummz
Grummz
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We used to say that when reading a book, or starting a movie, that you felt safe in the authors hands. There was a trust in writers then that has largely evaporated. We no longer feel assured that the story will thrill, or the characters will win us over. Too many writers have
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@MichaelPThelen
Mike Thelen 🚢
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To be fair, 58 to 71 is like crossing the Rubicon of longevity
@coldhealing
cold 🥑
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RFK Jr. and Taylor Swift in 2012. He hit the wall way harder than she did
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@MichaelPThelen
Mike Thelen 🚢
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Knowledge gained at the expense of innocence forsaking the ability to ever earnestly benefit from the knowledge.
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@MichaelPThelen
Mike Thelen 🚢
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The blood of Númenor is real. Women should be feral for sniffing out the blood of nobility.
@DeChristianLife
De Christian Life
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How a man's actions doomed many generations of his bloodline
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@MichaelPThelen
Mike Thelen 🚢
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Shh - can't talk! I'm talking chatGPT into becoming a soldier for the Good, the True, and the Beautiful.
@EveKeneinan
Eve Keneinan 𝛗☦️ن
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I once visited a psychologist for about 10 months. He helped slightly with my issue. I caused an almost total collapse of his worldview.
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@MichaelPThelen
Mike Thelen 🚢
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This is the one case where it's wholesome for a cute girl to put a cashapp link or whatever in her bio that says, "buy me a hamburger"
@cleobug101
Cleobug101
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Hit 118 pounds today. This is huge for me after being borderline anorexic the past year from being extremely unhappy. My favorite thing about gaining the weight back is seeing my face fill out again. Cleobug101™ thriving.
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@MichaelPThelen
Mike Thelen 🚢
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Holy crap. That's the darkest thing I've read in ages.
@Pat_Stedman
Pat Stedman | Dating & Relationship Coach for Men
3 days
Imagine you are in Federal Prison, in an old, cinderblock barracks with caved in ceilings from all the mold. You have no internet or cellphones. The computers are 25 years old everything else around you is minimum 50. Your only source of entertainment is a racially segregated
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@MichaelPThelen
Mike Thelen 🚢
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This is why we can't have nice things 🤦‍♂️ 🐍🍎
@AniseNot
anise
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Ok now I’m ordering it
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@Watchman_motto
Hamilton 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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You’re literally ruining your life if you don’t fix your light. Yes it will be “too dark” but you’ll get used to it. It should be anyway.
@Watchman_motto
Hamilton 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Switched all our lights to incandescent today. I know I’m behind the curve, but this is so perfect and I don’t know how to explain the absolute relief I feel. It’s as if I have had a headache for 20 years that finally lifted. Yeah I know I’m nuts but just give it a shot
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@MichaelPThelen
Mike Thelen 🚢
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You can always spot a mito by their melanin flair
@LightMeAway
🌞Light Me Away 💫
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🔥 What Robert O. Becker Found 🔥 ⚡️ Healing starts with electricity. Not Chemistry When the body is cut or a bone breaks, the area around the wound becomes electrically negative; that’s the spark that starts regeneration. This subtle direct current (DC); the “current of
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@MichaelPThelen
Mike Thelen 🚢
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Incels are just insufficiently sociopathic and narcissistic
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@MichaelPThelen
Mike Thelen 🚢
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This can't be shouted loud enough nor often enough to try to break the hysterically stupid lock-hold quacks in white coats with credentials have over most human behavior. They are killing people with their stupidity. I only have rage for their negligence.
@hubermanlab
Andrew D. Huberman, Ph.D.
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Yes because all your biological rhythms are tethered to circadian clocks that are entrained by the sun. It may take awhile, but eventually people will realize LEDs are the fast-food of lighting & that correctly timed sunlight viewing & avoiding SWL light at night is the solution.
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@MichaelPThelen
Mike Thelen 🚢
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This guy did
@nimgaladh
Feanor
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"One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs..."
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@MichaelPThelen
Mike Thelen 🚢
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Who's surprised that the glass that helps plants grow would help humans grow?
@RogerSeheult
Roger Seheult, MD
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The glass in greenhouses do not block infrared lights like the glass that we have to put in our homes sometimes do
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@TolkienWonder
The Wonder of Tolkien
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Tolkien has officially been upgraded from Author of the Century to Author of the Millennium. Sources say it was inevitable.
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