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U ever stop to consider that at any given moment u could DIE and then ur friends have to try to find ways to grieve their loss of u so they go to ur Twitter page and reread your pinned tweet about jenkem being real over and over and that's ur legacy now?
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I wanna click this clickbait so bad .....
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I cannot wait for the NFT bubble to burst, I cannot live with so much hatred in my heart
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it is abundantly obvious to me what this is actually
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The second paragraph of this AITA post is maybe the funniest paragraph I have ever read in my life
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You've heard of weaponized incompetence but have you heard of whatever the fuck this guy is doing, gosh there really ought to be a name for this
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Dating -
2015: "Do I wanna spend the rest of my life w/this person?"
2017: "Do I wanna go thru the collapse of capitalism w/this person??"
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@BrandonElzby
no need to say it out loud. it can just be something we both just quietly know. isn't there something beautiful about quietly knowing something? I love to quietly know things.
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I do not respect Jordan Peterson's daughter, generally speaking, but I gotta hand it to her for probably murdering him and taking over his grift
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Does anyone have any tips for how to get your husband to stop telling you that spears are better than swords every time he sees a sword battle
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UHHHHHH MY PHONE CRASHED AFTER SCREENSHOTTING THIS???? Okay that is too fucking weird, fuck that, hell no I'm out
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Ok this is so fucked, I'm shook
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@KatyMontgomerie
It blows my mind that he just casually told his sisters about it. Hard to say who is scarier: a man who does evil shit with full awareness or one with no clue and who apparently can't comprehend when told by several people in his life and also hundreds of people on the Internet
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Zach Braff in Wes Anderson's "Gaslamp" (2023)
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Oh hell no, these vibes are fucked
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For the people wanting the rest of the story
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@koeselitz
Thank you for your concern, Jeff. Do you have any paragraphs in mind to help me expand my horizons?
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Fuck it I'm doing it, I'm going in
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@Cruxador
Yes. But it's not okay to use that to try to manipulate your girlfriend into doing the thing you wanted to do instead of the thing she was clearly excited about doing.
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@ethansimpson36
someone "ironically" pretending to be a hateful shithead doesn't negate the fact that meninists are pathetic
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@slippish
I know!!!! I had to read it twice to make sure I didn't miss something, but no. Bro got light headed a few times
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Remember the time that Donald Trump brought the women who made credible rape accusations against Bill Clinton to the presidential debates and used them as human shields to deflect scrutiny about the recording of him talking about sexually violating women for sport?
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Are we aware of mental health yet
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la croix is homeopathic soda
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I am unambiguously glad that Jacob Wohl will no longer be able to use Twitter to manufacture outrage in order to work up some roided out dipshit racist into assassinating a Muslim woman representative, regardless of how clownishly he embarked on this project.
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@paula1mchale
@Khchuba
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@melissaldupre
consider reflecting a little on why you're evoking so much contempt from so many people.
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can we please dissociate the idea that "silence is complicity" from the use of social media already? not so sure how healthy it is for society to compel everyone to constantly be talking bold stands on these swirling vortexes of perpetual context collapse
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@Bleppenwolf
Hi Ben, thank you for sharing your perspective. I'm curious if you have any thoughts on the third paragraph?
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PLEASE stop sharing the 2+2=5 equation, I'm a mathematician and 2+2 only equals 5 when the numbers are really depressed
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Dating boys means listening to them tell you about how centipedes make hissing sounds by expelling gas from their spiracles and then they explain what spiracles are and how they actually only have like 20 legs not a hundred (common misconception) and technically they're not bugs,
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Gonna start a non-profit called Mothers Against Bitcoin. Bitcoin killed my SON.
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a synecdoche of the American response to Covid
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@bridgietherease
Okay but this is the most hilarious exchange I think I've ever seen in this site
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@jack
Hey Jack,
I've been doing Vipassana for about ten years now, it's very important to me and I'm glad you got this incredible gift. As a fellow meditator, I implore you to consider the harm that you allow to happen on this site and to take it much more seriously.
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come my soyboy
come come my soyboy
you're my butterfly
grapefruit. lacroix
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@jordanbpeterson
it could have something to do with men dismissing the content of our grievances by blaming some random biological drive
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i've got some JBP stans upset in my menchies calling me a psychopath for wishing death upon him, and to them I say: take it up with Mikhaila, she's the one who murked him.
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thanks for coming to my ted talk
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@violencekeith
Ok but you be good to her, do you hear me? don't you dare toy with her heart for clout
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As an fyi for anyone who is unclear about why this shit is so profoundly infuriating:
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if i were a socialist, i would simply change the material conditions
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just watched a PSA video about how it's cheaper to fly to Egypt to get a root canal than to get one in the US, that's cool, that seems like a sustainable solution, cool world we got
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feelings are not facts, but because feelings are an inherent ingredient in the cognitive processing of information, facts are partially feelings. sorry if this offends.
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The disability versus boycott discourse drives me insane bc I do actually believe that the person who can only eat frosted mini wheats or whatever is distressed and that their struggle with food sensitivity issues is real. It's just not more real or important than the workers'.
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please stop telling me that he is correct; I know he is, that is not the problem!!
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Marianne Williamson may just be the only candidate that can truly compete with Donald Trump
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Woke up this morning to sounds of tiny little mews outside my window. ...
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Went to my mom's fb page recently to see what's up and it's mostly just corny ass Vietnam vet appreciation memes, shit about how you gotta surround yourself with positive people, copaganda, etc -- but I'm ngl, this one got me good.
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The thing about some of these Andrew Tate defenders is that a chunk of them are teenage boys who have been recruited into a fucking MLM scam where they're actively coached to be outrage vampires in order to game the algorithms and gain Tate more attention.
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@THEANTHEMGIRL
It's always baffled me how so many people who claim to love and respect the troops are so unwilling to be critical of why we send them off to kill and be killed.
Pat Tillman WAS a hero; he questioned why we were there and was killed by his own people for it.
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Anyway, I'm excited for the next few weeks of vitriolic ideological warfare whereby people weaponize other peoples' traumas to protect the reputations of their respective Predators in Chief in a desperate effort to protect their fragile worldviews and egos
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my favorite thing is when people cloak their interpersonal beefs in political criticism and then burn themselves and everyone else around them in flames of bitter self-righteousness
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Your timeline has been visited by the Charlie of good fortune, congratulations you have good fortune now
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Just my opinion but I don't think this man should be allowed to build a brand off of his regret for his role in cultivating a little psychopathic monster.
Kyle Rittenhouse's image crafter speaks out in regret of the divisive monster he helped create.
He implies that Kyle scored less than 10 on the ASVAB test for military recruits.
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Now that's what I'm talking about
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hello my lovelies,
due to getting scammed like a chump by movers (probs the italian mob), I am trying to hustle up some cash for rent/food/jenkem, etc. I am THUSLY open for commissions.
if you pay me, I will do art of your beloved/cursed pets.
here are a few examples of my work:
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Gonna start using denial more often. Underrated coping mechanism. There is nothing on earth more powerful than a simple "that's not happening actually."
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This tweet's picking up steam and I'm about to catch a flight so when the racist garbage golems start swarming it to argue or whatever, please inform them that they're barely sentient garbage piles and everyone who isn't dead inside can see it for me
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Okay I'm muting this thread now because holy shit there is no bigger group of little bitch babies than JBP fanatics
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@fingerbIaster
I was gonna say it'll be funny when someone looks back on it and is triggered by it after losing their life savings for some stupid ape, but honestly, that's not even funny to me, it's just upsetting. All the pain and destruction for absolutely nothing of value.
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The mask goes over your nose, asshole
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I can't believe he's done this
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i know you all think you're just playing on twitter right now, but please consider that your tweets can have real life material consequences.
anyway, PLEASE stop encouraging my bf to become a "dragon shirt guy."
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@Bleppenwolf
That is a very charitable read of him and is likely correct on a level! However, there are multiple levels here, and multiple people involved. Along with some other context provided, he appears to be being manipulative and controlling of his girlfriend.
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People often have needs that are in direct conflict with other people's! It happens all the time! But in this case, the workers need national attention and support, whereas the Cereal Needer absolutely does not.
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You can't argue with math
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hot takes are basically poison, if you don't get them out of your system they'll kill you and you'll die, if you ever have a hot take make sure to get it out and put it onto the tl immediately, for your health
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Absolutely disgusting. This shit makes me so ashamed of my field.
These are the “mental health” responders that deal with unhoused people in Riverside, CA. Pic from
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#StopCarceralAbleism
#DisabilityJustice
#DecarcerateMentalHealth
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@lilyrosesloane
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that was my first reaction to this, that this is just ... grad school
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there are a bunch of bad therapists out there and there is nothing that can be done about it short of them egregiously violating some ethical guideline like sleeping with a client
Please quote this tweet with a thing that everyone in your field knows and nobody in your industry talks about because it would lead to general chaos.
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I don't generally wanna feed this specific attention-desperate troll, but this tweet's bad in a way that's worth addressing.
Your attention's invaluable and how you manage it is crucial. What we attend to is shaped by our sociopolitical world and we're up against A LOT of BS.
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Okay I appreciate the irony of it, but I am no longer accepting suggestions to murder my husband!!!
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a cool thing about growing up during the Wild West of the internet is that I can say with complete sincerity that one of my first real relationships was with a guy I met online who went by the name "hole_pisser_69"
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Amazing Women You Won't Believe Exist
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My favorite quality of bugs bunny's is that he just never has anything better to do
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fellas, is it gay to open yourself to the sacred and connect with something larger than yourself? (yes)
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I am losing my fucking mind
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putting a task on your to-do list right before you do it solely so you can check it off is good praxis
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every cat I know: majestic, bathes itself for several hours a day, skilled hunter, worshipped in several cultures, has powerful healing purrs
every dog I know: thought it heard an intruder trying to break into the house but it was just the mail, kept barking for an hour anyway
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Fact: while sleeping, the average human fucks approximately 8 spiders a year
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quora is secretly the most deranged place on the internet
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just a normal day on the x app
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my four year old asked me if i knew where my deleted tweets go and after i told her i didn't, she said "they go to hell where they're read out loud by Gilbert Gottfried to torture lost souls" .... i'm furious
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Getting into a heated, screaming argument with the husband about whether human sacrifice is good sometimes
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There is a non zero chance that the CIA released that absurd video knowing that the racists on the left were going to lose their minds about it and get more racist, just want to put that out there
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