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The first and only account to parody the news. *No affiliation with KDKA or its affiliated affiliates*
Pittsburgh, PA
Joined October 2013
The Steelers performed oral surgery on that gift horse. More in sports.
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Dodgers defy none of the odds to win World Series. More in sports.
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He has that dog in him, but will he get the bag? College Gameday has the answer coming up.
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“No, no, I said it was a ‘prehistoric’ defense,” Mike Tomlin clarifies. More in sports.
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Probably not a good sign when Vegas thinks the 2-5 team has the inside track. More in sports.
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It’s amazing how some South Park episodes don’t fully hit home until years later. More at 11.
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Turning Point USA to propose alternative World Series. More in sports.
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Man, hard to fathom why that organization is complete dog shit. More at 11.
#Jets owner Woody Johnson: "It’s hard when you have a quarterback with the rating that we’ve got. ... If you look at any head coach with a quarterback like that, you’re going to see similar results. ...If we can just complete a pass, it would look good."
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Glenshaw man returns to shower after unexpected morning dump. More at noon.
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Protesters look to put local restaurant chain out of business for good. More at 11.
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“Gosh, it sure woud be swell if you could hit 3 home runs for me tonight,” says Shohei Ohtani’s former interpreter following prison beating. More in sports.
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Will the division lead be on the line when the Steelers and Bengals meet again in a few weeks? The results in sports.
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Legendary coach not interested in Penn St. job, says he’s content with new life as Suburban Meyer. More in sports.
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In fairness, the Steelers played nearly the entire game without T.J. Watt. More in sports.
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Mike Tomlin challenges Joe Flacco trade to Bengals. More in sports.
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Browns make another trade to desperate division rival. More in sports.
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Pitt announces plans to build on-stadium campus. More in sports.
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On this day 65 years ago, Bill Mazeroski hit arguably the most famous home run in baseball history — the go-ahead blast that lifted the Pirates past the Tampa Bay Rays in Game 7 at Tropicana Field. More in sports.
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