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@isa2001m

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“No love that has banished hatred. Nor innocence without a trace of blood.”

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@isa2001m
Christiane F
27 days
Read my short story about being stuck somewhere between sympathy and repugnance for your ‘political allies,’ about people who lament the past too much, and about getting high on the Alice in Wonderland-like feeling of having no skin in the game.
@isa2001m
Christiane F
28 days
I wrote about incoming Dutch elections and my encounters with the politicians of @fvdemocratie . Link below.
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Christiane F
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You don’t know any good men for your girl friends because they’re all at my house refusing to leave.
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Christiane F
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RT @Delicious_Tacos: It is not wrong to transport a prostitute. Prostitutes need to go places too.
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Christiane F
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RT @VittelMax: Fakecels read this and tell themselves: “new job quest just dropped”.
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Christiane F
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And maybe I also sympathize with them for sexual reasons. Yeah what then.
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Christiane F
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I need young waiters not for sexual reasons but because I sympathize with them more thus improving the overall vibe and experience.
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Christiane F
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Not joking btw.
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Christiane F
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Enough about food, Brazilian music is the best music in the world.
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Christiane F
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But I guess a lot of those gun violence deaths are blacks. This is tough competition.
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Christiane F
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It’s literally only olds who die so a heatwave in ac-less Europe is a genuine blessing in disguise atp.
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Christiane F
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This is actually based of Europe tho. All boomers must die.
@gaulicsmith
Sulla
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Heat waves kill more people in Europe than the number of Americans who are killed by guns.
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Christiane F
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I’m sure someone already beat me to my last post but I’m okay with that.
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Christiane F
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Christiane F
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“I had Ethiopian food once” .“Ok”.
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Christiane F
2 days
It was never really about the money I thought that was obvious to everyone but apparently not to Elon lol.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
2 days
@DavidSHolz @xenocosmography #2 is destroyed by this insane spending bill. What good is Doge saving $160B when this bill increases the debt ceiling by $5T? It makes mockery of the work.
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Christiane F
2 days
Anyway, plenty of fish in the sea.
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Christiane F
2 days
I had to ghost Glenn Greenwald’s prostitute. Man drives a hard bargain.
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Christiane F
2 days
I lived a 10-minute walk from what was considered one of the most unsafe train stations in Amsterdam (and in the Netherlands) for 3.5 years. I walked home, sometimes in the middle of the night, almost daily, or at least weekly. Nothing ever happened to me. I still wouldn’t call.
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Christiane F
2 days
I think some people have a hard time grasping just how safe countries like Switzerland, Norway, and the Netherlands etc are compared to the US and global averages. This is not a “dig” at the US I know there’s safe places there and I know who the usual suspects are in the unsafe.
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Christiane F
2 days
Unironically, yes. There are zero. There are more unpleasant neigborhoods sure but none where it would be “unsafe” to walk during the day and for the most part even during the night. But the Netherlands has one of the lowest murder and general crime rates in the world fyi.
@MuchGreenGrass
Greener Grass
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@isa2001m There are zero migrant ghettos in Dutch cities that you wouldn’t travel to?.
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Christiane F
2 days
This person probably constantly uses it themselves and that’s the only reason they’re upset by it.
@luvmoonv
ethyl 💋
2 days
we need a slur for people who constantly use AI and ChatGPT
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