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I’m so sorry this might by the funniest thing relating FFP I’ve ever read. A manager has them in a relegation battle and SACKING him could give them a points deduction
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
🚨 MAIL EXCL: Chelsea fear sacking Pochettino would put them in breach of financial rules as it would take more than £10m to dismiss him & staff. (
@MattHughesDM
)
#CFC
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WHY HAVE YOU GUYS DONE ME LIKE THAT?????? WHY????????
"Fashion is what you make it." 👔
Thierry Henry is not concerned about your
#MENSWEAR
opinions. 😂
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Manchester United captain Bruno Fernandes has just BEGGED Ten Haag to come off.
Could never, ever, ever be my captain.
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Arsenal:
39 points ahead of Leicester.
29 points ahead of Chelsea.
24 points ahead of Liverpool.
22 points ahead of Newcastle.
18 points ahead of Sp*rs.
14 points ahead of United.
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I remember when I first started working in the corporate world and I turned up to an internal meeting in a 3 piece suit. Someone asked if I was getting married
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I prefer Ramsdale personally but someone said Ramsdale would have collected the ball and stuck his tongue out to the away fans instead of doing what Raya did and I can’t stop thinking about it.
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Arteta himself cracked ESR’s ankle with this slide tackle then dropped him from the squad. This guy is a sicko
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I mean this with all sincerity. And this is a genuine question.
What was this brudda thinking?
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William Saliba is one of us. I hope he never leaves, because he proper gets it
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The way Arsenal play football when they have 10 minutes left of a game and don’t hold all 3 points… it needs to be studied
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He’s setting the ball off for the 1-2 but it’s not finding it’s way back to him dkm 😂😂😂😂
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Arsenal have accumulated the most points of every team in the top 5 leagues.
1) Arsenal - 72
2) Barcelona - 71
3) Napoli - 71
4) PSG - 66
5) Man City - 64
6) RC Lens - 60
7) Marseille - 60
8) Real Madrid - 59
9) Monaco - 57
10) Bayern Munich - 55
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Odegaard, Rice, Havertz and Jorginho are trying to send Bruno G to the hospital and I really want to join in
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Would you clean Mbappe’s boots for £5,000 a week tax free for a year?
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Look at Fabio Vieira celebrate the moment he passes the ball. I can watch this video a thousand times.
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• Martinelli 2 yellow cards in the same sequence
• VAR forgetting to draw lines vs. Brentford
• Saka absolutely booted by James McArthur
• Godfrey stamping on Tomiyasu’s face
• Maupay not sent off after almost ending Leno’s career
• Bruno G punching Jorginho
• Bruno G…
EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Arsenal at war with referees as FUMING club compile list of decisions that have gone against them
✍️
@IsaanKhan_
&
@kierangill_DM
Tap to read more 👇
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Seeing as rivals are pocket watching, just going to put this reminder out there:
Man City
• Grealish - £100m
Chelsea
• Enzonzi - £106m
• Lukaku - £97m
• Mudryk - £89m
Man United
• Pogba - £95m
• Antony - £86m
• Maguire - £80m
Hope this helps!
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The ENTIRE Porto team have spent the WHOLE WARM UP defending in their own box.
You couldn’t make this up
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Bukayo Saka - 2027
William Saliba - 2027
Gabriel Martinelli - 2027
Gabriel Jesus - 2027
Gabriel Magalhaes - 2027
Aaron Ramsdale - 2026
Ben White - 2026
Martin Ødegaard- 2025
Restarted from scratch and now look. Unbelievable work.
Arsenal’s future is bright. Very, very bright.
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@Arsenal
I am begging you in the name of my Lord Jesus Christ. They haven’t won a game in 2024. Don’t even think about it. Please don’t you dare
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£65m on Kai Havertz has stalled Arsenal’s progress for 4 years. Absolute nothing player. Nothing to his game. This cringey blind faith bullshit fans do pretending he’s an elite player, absolute waste of money
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Gabriel and Saliba cheating in this Saturday Social game by speaking in French is KILLING ME LOOOOOOOL
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Sorry Kai Havertz has been fucking ridiculous today.
I’m talking personality. Dribbling, the swagger on the pass. Cutting in and out. The touches. Unreal performance
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"🚨 EXCL:" > "Here we go!"
No bullshit. No waffle. Just bombs. Will always be this way.
🚨 EXCL: Real Madrid have reached an agreement with Borussia Dortmund to sign Jude Bellingham. Fee in excess of €100m - among biggest deals in both clubs’ histories. 19yo set to have medical in coming days before completing move
@TheAthleticFC
#RMFC
#BVB
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Me knowing that a City treble wipes out the only thing special about United’s history
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1) Nketiah starts every game until he is injured or consistently poor.
2) Havertz is crap. Bench player.
3) Gabriel Mag starts every game for Arsenal.
4) Partey is a DM not a RB.
5) If Zinchenko is fit, he starts.
6) Throw this formation in the bin. Stop overthinking.
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They’re defo resting their whole team tomorrow. Man said 15 wins in a row they are not risking anything lol
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Fabrizio in 37 minutes from now:
“Arsenal are not preparing any bid for Moises Caicedo for now. They appreciate the player but full focus on Declan Rice — bid coming in next days.
Chelsea, 100% in the race for Caicedo. They will be there til the end. 🔴🔵🇨🇴”
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Me watching Arsenal for the rest of the season pretending like I don’t care about results but still hoping we can still win the league
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Arsenal 22/23 - First 20 Games
League Position: 1st
Total Goals Scored: 40
Goals Conceded: 17
EL Position: 1st
EL Goals: 8
EL Conceded: 3
Arsenal 23/24 - First 20 Games
League Position: 1st
Total Goals Scored: 45
Goals Conceded: 17
CL Position: 1st
CL Goals: 15
CL Conceded: 3
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I can watch this hundreds of times but the feeling won’t change. Unreal
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Zinny is better than KT on the ball.
KT is better than Zinny defensively.
Moral of the story?
Keep the both of them.
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It will go under the radar but that was Gabriel’s best performance for Arsenal by far.
Marking Salah 1v1 in the wide spaces. Dealing with aerials. Supporting Holding constantly. Ridiculous forward passing. Not getting beat.
He is the best centre back in the world right now.
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Bukayo Saka has 19 G/A for club and country already this season..
“Slow start”
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One day Maupay will suffer a career ending injury and I will celebrate it.
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United fans crying about 7 mins added time. Motherfuckers were worried about the wrong 7.
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Smith Rowe been on less than 20 minutes and looks 10x better than Havertz. We are moving it quicker, carrying the ball and look more threatening. Baller man
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Fabrizio wants this deal done more than Boehly and Pochettino
Regardless of how this Ugarte saga will finish with PSG having a ‘match point’ and Chelsea out of the race, as of now… keep an eye again on Moisés Caicedo. 🚨🔵🇪🇨
#CFC
Chelsea wanted him in January then well informed since May — Caicedo’s always been in the list *with* Ugarte.
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Should I run it back?
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Jurrien Timber, having lost a whole fucking leg, is on track to returning to full fitness before Thomas Partey. He should not be an Arsenal player going into next season, guy is stealing a living
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Forget the sentiment, Arteta I’ma need you to ruin the party and grab that title on Klopp’s head top
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List of the “Big 6” clubs who have played Brentford this season:
Liverpool
Manchester United
Chelsea
Tottenham
City
Arsenal
List of the “Big 6” clubs who have beaten Brentford this season:
Arsenal.
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Gabriel Jesus is a box to box midfielder.
I wanted to wait until the season was entirely done before I spoke but he is a horrific finisher and doesn’t have the instinct required to be a striker.
Way too emotional when he misses. The best scorers literally don’t feel a thing.
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This stupid midget wants to come across as tough so bad. 2 friendlies in a row. Soon his karma will hit him, what the fuck is he playing at?
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Tomiyasu taking touches, passing, dribbling and switching play with his left foot yesterday was killing me. Man said forget Ben White, Gabriel looking shaky let me grab his spot 😂😂😂
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Arteta in crunch time (April)
2022:
Palace 3-0 Arsenal
Arsenal 1-2 Brighton
Southampton 1-0 Arsenal
2023:
Liverpool 2-2 Arsenal
West Ham 2-2 Arsenal
Arsenal 3-3 Southampton
2024:
Arsenal 2-2 Bayern
Arsenal 0-2 Villa
Bayern 1-0 Arsenal
Time to ask questions?
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There is only ONE player at Arsenal that I will back until the end of time. And that is Martin Ødegaard. NO ONE else.
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𝐀𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘
Saka - literally anywhere
White - RB/CB
Timber - CB/RB/DM
Zinny - LB/CM
Rice - DM/CM/CB
Havertz - CF/CAM
Jesus - CF/LW/RW
Nelli - LW/CF
Trossard - LW/ST/CAM
Kiwior - LCB/LB
Tomiyasu - RB/CB/LB
Nelson - LW/RW
ESR - CAM/LW/LCM
Vieira - CM/RW
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Arteta has overcoached this team and changed things for absolutely no reason. Ball moves way too slow, changed the keeper for someone who is not better, extended shit players like Nketiah. Nothing was broken last season, what was the need for the change?
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Highly doubt Arteta insulted Conceicao’s family, doesn’t come across like that type of guy
But if he didn’t, I am here to tell Sergio Conceicao to suck his mum and his wife and Francisco Conceição to suck him mum and nan
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Man called a twenty minute shift against Torres, Asensio, Fati, Alba & Gavi a rehab session. Little jog.
He might be my favourite Arsenal player. Elite bottle
Takehiro Tomiyasu on stopping Fati & Alba -
"I'm playing in the Premier League, so I was able to show what I can do on a day-to-day basis. I think I can do even better.I was able to play a over 20 minutes & it was a good conditioning adjustment"
(
@gekisaka
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Crystal Palace find out Chelsea ILLEGALLY spoke to Olise and threatened to escalate it to authorities.
Olise magically signs new contract and Chelsea transfer is off.
Nothing weird
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Thierry Henry is the only footballer that was genuinely good at every aspect of football. Guy was complete and flawless
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Kai Havertz is 2 G/A away from equalling his best season at Chelsea. There are 11 weeks left until the season ends.
Left that shite institution and rediscovered himself.
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Goosebumps. If you are going to the stadium you better be as loud as you can from start to finish. Otherwise stay your ass at home!
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October Form - Europe T5
Arsenal: 6-1-1
City: 4-2-1
Spurs: 3-2-3
Chelsea: 6-2-0
United: 5-2-1
Liverpool: 5-1-2
Napoli: 7-0-0
Real Madrid: 5-2-1
Barcelona: 4-1-3
Bayern: 6-1-0
Dortmund: 3-3-2
AC Milan: 5-0-2
PSG: 4-3-0
Moral of the story: Arsenal fans - please calm down.
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They put you lot in a mid-table tournament dkm
Going invincible is a lot easier than Arsenal fans made it out to be 😂
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He’s going to smash this record 😂
Only Sol Campbell (68 wins) & Lauren (68 wins) have won more matches in their first 100 Premier League appearances for Arsenal than Ben White (66 wins). 🦋 [
@livescore
]
#afc
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Arsenal Talent ID
Declan Rice
• U25
• Captain of West Ham
• ECL winner
• Plays multiple positions
Jurrien Timber
• U25
• Captained Ajax
• 2x League winner
• Plays multiple positions
Kai Havertz
• U25
• Captained Leverkusen
• UCL winner
• Plays multiple positions
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This version of Xhaka. Wow. We let go of him too soon. This is the best he’s ever looked in his career.
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Thomas Partey — I can’t remember the last time an Arsenal came off the bench and did THAT.
Tempo setting, ball winning, switching play, breaking lines, commanding space, winning aerials and duels.
These stats in 45 mins are filthy. Madness.
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Sambi just walked straight off the pitch. Didn’t clap the fans. If he wants to go, be my guest.
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Best ever window so far for Arsenal. Top talents secured across the whole club.
Men:
• Saliba renewal
• Saka renewal
• Declan Rice
• Jurrien Timber
• Kai Havertz
• Reiss renewal
Women:
• Alessia Russo
Academy:
• Myles Lewis Skelly
• Ethan Nwaneri
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95% of Arsenal’s team built by signings of £50m and below.
Saka - £0m
Raya - £3m
Nelli - £6m
Jorginho - £8m
Kiwior - £17m
Gabriel - £23m
Saliba - £27m
Trossard - £27m
Zinchenko - £30m
Ramsdale - £30m
Ø - £30m
Vieira - £30m
Timber - £34m
Partey - £45m
Jesus - £45m
White - £50m
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