Matty
@MattyHelton
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Washington, DC
Joined December 2009
if i lived in NY, i would’ve voted for @camkasky. watched the campaign & respect so fiercely his decision to refocus. i’m also thankful bc i’ve never seen my own personal experience so reflected by and my positions represented by a candidate before. the campaign gave me hope 💜
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it’s giving @hoefornuggets
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get heather off of my fuq’n screen!! #rhoslc i am TIRED of this bullshit. good BYE!!
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i can’t get the moment from #RHOP out of my head when tia told stacey “you agitate my spirit.” i gasped so hard. masterclass of reading
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Last women’s spot: Amber Glenn https://t.co/hblCs6EfOQ
#PrevagenUSChamps
rockerskating.com
Country assignments for the 2026 ISU Championships and 2026 Olympic Winter Games in figure skating
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today is a lesson in accepting the humanity of people i hold in high regard
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also s/o to the migraine that was blasting the back of my left eye today while i was working on deadline to finish a report for federal partners. migraines can SUCK IT.
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gremlin and i just watched riley, and it felt to me a lot like watching woody allen’s blue jasmine, and i will not be commenting further at this time except to say, good movie!
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i just journaled for the first time in a minute. that’s something i’m going to get back into. welcoming exercise, mindfulness, and journaling back into my routine this year.
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moving has got to be one of the worst things. excited about my new place and the start of a new era, but i’m so tired and so sore
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on tonight’s episode of unearthing trauma and cringe, me and ryan are going thru our tumblr archives and comparing who we were from high school! trauma bonding frfr
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can you kindly validate my obviously superior interior design prowess @nicolebyer? i can’t explain how it’s gonna work but like i know in my whimsical spirit it will… for me at least
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something i’ve learned thru buying furniture and sending my besties my options/thought process is that my sense of style is apparently out of pocket so now i feel like nicole byer passionately defending her purple toilet
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gremlin just inadvertently referenced this and i pulled muscles bounding to pull up the sacred texts
Y’all worried about if your son is gay whole time his favorite color is 7 because y’all been boiling fabulouso, dipping braiding hair, & cooking crack all in the same pot you cook his hamburger helper in. Go to hell.
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