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Matty
2 years
the great work begins!
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5 hours
if i lived in NY, i would’ve voted for @camkasky. watched the campaign & respect so fiercely his decision to refocus. i’m also thankful bc i’ve never seen my own personal experience so reflected by and my positions represented by a candidate before. the campaign gave me hope 💜
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6 hours
it’s giving @hoefornuggets
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6 hours
get heather off of my fuq’n screen!! #rhoslc i am TIRED of this bullshit. good BYE!!
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1 day
i can’t get the moment from #RHOP out of my head when tia told stacey “you agitate my spirit.” i gasped so hard. masterclass of reading
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Matty
3 days
thank you, 5! taking my cue and going to bed!!
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4 days
today is a lesson in accepting the humanity of people i hold in high regard
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Matty
5 days
also s/o to the migraine that was blasting the back of my left eye today while i was working on deadline to finish a report for federal partners. migraines can SUCK IT.
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5 days
gremlin and i just watched riley, and it felt to me a lot like watching woody allen’s blue jasmine, and i will not be commenting further at this time except to say, good movie!
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5 days
might fuck around a start a substack this year
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7 days
also phone calls are back in for me this year!!
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7 days
i just journaled for the first time in a minute. that’s something i’m going to get back into. welcoming exercise, mindfulness, and journaling back into my routine this year.
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Matty
8 days
an old recipe in a new space is such a comfort
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Matty
10 days
moving has got to be one of the worst things. excited about my new place and the start of a new era, but i’m so tired and so sore
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Matty
12 days
this is @TATIANNANOW talking to this uber driver about his tissue box
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Matty
15 days
on tonight’s episode of unearthing trauma and cringe, me and ryan are going thru our tumblr archives and comparing who we were from high school! trauma bonding frfr
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Matty
15 days
can you kindly validate my obviously superior interior design prowess @nicolebyer? i can’t explain how it’s gonna work but like i know in my whimsical spirit it will… for me at least
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Matty
15 days
something i’ve learned thru buying furniture and sending my besties my options/thought process is that my sense of style is apparently out of pocket so now i feel like nicole byer passionately defending her purple toilet
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Matty
16 days
gremlin just inadvertently referenced this and i pulled muscles bounding to pull up the sacred texts
@talleyberrybaby
Grip Skylark 💕✨
2 years
Y’all worried about if your son is gay whole time his favorite color is 7 because y’all been boiling fabulouso, dipping braiding hair, & cooking crack all in the same pot you cook his hamburger helper in. Go to hell.
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Matty
16 days
i haaaate moving
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