Matteo Balzani
@MatteoBalzani
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Father of A and G | Love basketball and sneakers | Opinions are mine | I don't share food
Seattle
Joined June 2007
It's only cilantro if it comes from the Cilantro region in Mexico, otherwise it's just sparkling coriander
Coriander is the doctor's name, Cilantro is the monster
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At my 12yo's basketball game. The shortest of the other team is taller than the tallest in his team... One has a full grown moustache. Another one has the 5pm shade... WTF?
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True story 👇
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Homeopathy is a scam 👇👇👇
That time The Amazing James Randi overdosed on homeopathy and lived to tell about it.
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As it often happens, @TheOnion ends up giving the most accurate news...
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"You can't fight fire with water" 😂😂😂
Talked to this gun advocate who says you can’t fight fire with water.
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Once again I need to remind myself not to engage with trolls on social media. Oof.
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True story #MuskvsZuck
I finally realized why the Elon vs Zuckerberg fight seemed so familiar:
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😂😂😂
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When they tell you "go fuck yourself"...
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So no more Twitter... but still "Tweet" and "Retweet"? This looks like a very well thought out rollout process...
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