I've been compiling another list of very silly tweets so here they are: Very Silly Tweets Vol 2.

RT @MatCro: COP: Can you describe your attacker?. ME: No. COP: Didn't you see him?. ME: Yes, but I have a poor grasp of adjectives.

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ME: I've been told I'm going to need a CT scan. DAVE: Have you got a date for it?. ME: No, I'll probably go on my own.

RT @realstewpeters: OCCUPIED WORLD PREMIERE: WARNING! Sensitive Content, Viewer Discretion is Advised

RT @Playteaux1: Visiting Your Grown Kids

RT @TeaAndCopy: everyone on their third hour of watching the #OpeningCeremony

RT @rickbur1n: This house seems like great value. It’s worth scrolling down to the final photo to find out why.

RT @elle91: If you're worried about people remembering every embarrassing thing you did, think about it. Can you remember other people's em….

RT @GlennyRodge: "My work here is done" - Yoda, pointing at his desk.

RT @ArfMeasures: Wife: Sarah's husband gives her flowers EVERY day. I wish you'd do that!.Me: uh ok. [next day].Me *giving Sarah flowers* n….

RT @GlennyRodge: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times and I'm not sure if the shame alternates or if….

GF: Why do you always include me in your Strava titles when we go for a run?. ME: (knowing it's to explain the slow pace to my mates) I want people to know how in love we are.

Highly recommend the new book by Elliot Page and Tina Turner. It's a real Elliot Tina.

A zillion hours of quality streaming at my fingertips and all I want to watch is a local historian talking about snickets and a guy from Uttoxeter going on rollercoasters.

What if a basin knocked on your door, asking to spend 60 seconds in your house? Just let that sink in for a minute.

Bonus question. A mood hoover is someone who can suck all the joy out of a room if they're not feeling it. See also: vibe assassin. When I've said this before, others have had loads of names for it. What's yours?.

What's a word or phrase that as soon as you heard it articulated something you were aware of but didn't have a name for?. I'll start with mood hoover and bin juice.

RT @GlennyRodge: When’s Christmas?

RT @ChaseMit: Definitely the future of television I had in mind was me having to google every movie I want to watch to see if it’s currentl….

RT @ChrisHewitt: You couldn’t make The Godfather today. It’s almost midnight, and making films takes ages.