Marty Lawrence
@TeaAndCopy
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Creative Director. Made a career out of shitposting and fighting the legal team. Once trended here, haven't been trendy since.
Joined May 2009
Amongst all the strangers telling me how to raise my kid or insulting me, these are actual phrases that have appeared in the shitshow that is my mentions since I posted this:. - The Zodiac Killer.- Elon Musk.- Pedo.- Dead Billionaire.- Boris Johnson.- Bible-bashing sex offenders.
Every day I ask my daughter what she did at school and the answer is always, “Just the usual”. Received her end of year report and there’s a photo of her in a full beekeeper’s outfit surrounded by bees holding a shitload of honey.
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This went mad over the weekend but the replies are even madder. People calling me a terrible father and arguing she should be homeschooled, right through to asking if there are rainbow flags at the school (me neither). Don’t believe everything you read on Twitter, kids.
Every day I ask my daughter what she did at school and the answer is always, “Just the usual”. Received her end of year report and there’s a photo of her in a full beekeeper’s outfit surrounded by bees holding a shitload of honey.
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Every day I ask my daughter what she did at school and the answer is always, “Just the usual”. Received her end of year report and there’s a photo of her in a full beekeeper’s outfit surrounded by bees holding a shitload of honey.
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Not me a 36 year old man with absolutely no skin in the game getting all emotional over Lewis Capaldi’s glasto return and the lyrics to his new song.
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shit present.
Kate Middleton celebrates Prince William’s birthday with new dog photos
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was just saying this exact same thing in my footy lads whatsapp group.
Mbeumo DOUBLED his goal tally out of his npxG (15npG out of 7.5npxG). The odds of that happening are 1% or 2%. He was an xG underperformer in all previous seasons. Utd are buying last season’s 2 biggest npxG/G anomalies - paying peak value money. He’s also 26 in August.
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huge if true.
Grand Theft Auto VI will likely involve some sort of criminal activity within its storyline.
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mid-00s emo bands be like: “this song is about when my father committed suicide and I lost everything and became a manic depressive and it’s called Burt’s Pink Minivan Got Broken Into On New Year’s Eve In 1996”.
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A.B. Wynter is rolling in his grave right now.
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Starting a petition to bring back DVD commentaries but every actor has to get increasingly more pissed and just slate the fuck out of their movie.
A snippet of Ben Affleck’s legendary DVD commentary for Armageddon, in which he points out plot holes and merrily takes the piss out of the movie.
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Timothée Chalamet has gotta be disappointed to miss out here surely.
Potential new Pope:.Ghana 🇬🇭 Peter Turkson.Philippines 🇵🇭 Luis Tagle.Hungary 🇭🇺 Peter Erdo.Italy 🇮🇹 Pietro Parolin
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