Rereading a Philip Pullman novel that the librarian in elementary school said might be “a bit too much for me” so I bought it at the scholastic book fair to spite her So yes, I have always been like this (and no, I didn’t get the references to opium dens, but I got the gist)

This game would be fun no matter what but hearing @scorebook_bob and @KevinFrandsen having a grand time in the booth is delightful.

We’re now on pitcher #3. It’s the top of the second inning with 0 outs and bases loaded (again). Thanksgiving is going to be awkward.

Hi. This site is still trash, but the @Nationals game tonight is BANANAS and I need more of Nats folks over on blue sky. #NATITUDE

And just another pregame note: The Lord (Brad Lord, that is) is pitching on Easter He’ll start Game 2 of the doubleheader for the Nationals As it was written

@CespedesBBQ top 0 he's in the shadow dimension

Back over from the other less elon-y app to lament that @MLBTV is not working 🥲

For the record, I'm a strong supporter of Catholic and private schools. But I'm also the product of the public school system (all the way from kindergarten to high school) in Pennsylvania. I would not be who I am without public schools. These schools deserve our support.

Enough about being "pro life."

Woooof. Somehow this app gets worse with each passing day. Super gross misinformation ads today popping up everywhere. Still on here until I can get more of the folks I follow on other networks, but it’s so icky. https://t.co/8pteiD47ZI

WELCOME BACK JOSH BELL 🔔🔔🔔 @Nationals - TIME TO GET THE BOOK CLUB BACK IN SESSION. 📚📚📚📚

On the 10th day of Christmas my theatre gave to me: 10 days of dry tech, 9 Insta hashtags, 8 grumpy stagehands, 7 weeks of workshops, 6 sleeping spot-ops. A 5 HOUR SHOW! 4 calling scripts, 3 shows only, 2 frazzled SMs, for a 1 person show by the A.D.

I will never be over this. An MLB shortstop moonlit as a latin pop star and put on a postgame concert of his hit single after Pride Night to celebrate the team finally being over .500 bc Grimace threw out the first pitch a few weeks before. Imagine explaining this to like Ty Cobb

This is not accurate. There’s no federal funding to build the new stadium in DC. The bill does not provide funding for a new stadium in D.C. It just transfers jurisdiction of RFK to DC and actually expressly prohibits the use of federal funds for a new stadium.

So the projected number one pick plays for my local high school and now I think I need to go to some games this spring rocking Nats gear…

The METS?!

We really need to do something to be competitive on salaries or we won’t be able to compete. No, not faculty salaries. Our student athletes are so underpaid. Their NIL deals just aren’t keeping pace with our conference rivals. No wonder we keep losing games!

U.S. Soccer gets $30 million from Michele Kang to boost women’s, girls’ teams

We are emailing out an alert that the email alert system is down.

What you mean I am not qualified to be dean, in this administration I am qualified to the Secretary of Defense!

We don’t care if the position is in organic chemistry, we need you to go back in to the applicant pool and find someone who voted for Donald Trump.