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i can swear that this never happens to men, i mean, Male men.
I no know how God create women, but omo, God dey create. 😂😂😂
#fyp
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@PopCrave
Her job has successfully turned her into the world’s most hated security guard. 😂
This is the 4th incidence
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Somto, you have a Hole too, use it and make money.
cooking food can’t get you this much money and material things, im sure you’re hiding behind the “chef” tag and doing other things lowkey.
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Ikoyi Club & you went with leg?
You cannot rent Prado?
You don’t even have a friend who loves you enough to drive you there?
You must always leave an impression that you are not trying to use investors funds to solve personal problems.
Displaying too much lack, scares investors.
Met with a potential client at Ikoyi Club. We had drinks and a beautiful conversation.
He decided to walk me out, we got to the car park and he asked; so where are you parked? My response - “I came with public transport.”
He promised to get back to me. I am still waiting.
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I think I’m in a secret battle with the Universe, I’m not a very lucky person, everything i do is blood and sweet. I’m legit very jealous of alot of people i consider lucky.
I know I’m not the only one who feels this way, it actually saddens me.
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@ViralThingz
Her job has successfully turned her into the world’s most hated security guard. 😂
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@Khaleesie777
@YallQunt
At this point, all blame needs to go to the organizers. It’s probably what dhe was instructed to do. How is a security treating guests like KG kids?
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Today is for cakes, Alcohol, Food, more food & Love.
Birthday Blessings To Me. 🎈
2019•
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Unsolicited Advice.
When buying Gold jewelry, avoid buy the ones with fancy stones.
When you’re ready to sell, you will lose money, because the stones are valueless and they get taken off before the jewelry is weighed.
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That small tiny thing like this is almost 1 million naira. Please who is selling cheap gold on the TL should text me 😭
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Diddy's former body guard released an audio of Diddy fuckingg Meek Mill in the bedroom. (Allegedly)
Why spike drinks at a party?
All this according to Diddys former bodyguard who recorded the audio...
#DiddyDidIt
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“A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
_Bertrand Russell
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@Dandy__x
Very very unsolicited, the women from this age are terrible, everything is abuse to them.
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Dear
@nigimmigration
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my visa has expired. Please deport me back to the USA.
My real country.
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Walk with me Guys.
I’ll never forget when this Oga open my button and was trying to rub my chest inside beer barn,mans rubbed my face twice,my cousin had to hold me so I don’t break someone’s jaw. He can never ever beat the allegations.
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All these Prophet Odumeje powers that you guys are using to catch cruise, what if its deeper than what we all think and we’ve all been initiated into some occult shii by mere repeating those words?
Cos WTF is Ganduka Gandusa?
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For the people that have been reminding us that Nigeria is still backwards, please greet UK prime minister for me.
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She saved her husband Money he should have spent hiring a caterer and a MUA.
Proper Wife Material.
Smart Money Woman.
I respect her. 💪🏾
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See these jobless lots ffs😂😂😂
I saw a video of Todlers sleeping, one of the best things I’ve seen lately.
Quite funny, jobless lots 😂
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Would he have Asked George Bush this question? Can he ask Trump this question?
Loved how Obama started his response.
Omo X110 😂😂😂😂😂
Since i saw that video of Barrack Obama’s response to Trevoh Noah, I’ve said OMO like 90 times.
Omo
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@LeoMessiMedia
Messi is having a great time in the America.
Take a look at this beauty, Messi is supreme.
This is why I cannot argue Ronakdo vs Messi with anyone. God level
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Judas Iscariot was actually the Victim.
He was used for the fulfillment of a prophecy and now Tagged the Bad Guy.
Life is Unfair.
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Yoruba girls prefer to date their fellow yoruba’s, just to avoid speaking English.
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Yet another 365 days circle.
Happy Birthday Maleek Oyibo 🎈
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@Alpha_Femalee
Most times i feel, after I’ve toiled and toiled. God just give me a piece of the cake and says, Go child.
Then repeat circle all over
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Dear Nathaniel Bassey,
Thank you for using your gifts in a way that pleases God.
Whenever i listen to your song “Ese”, its seems as though you advocate for me. Such a beautiful way to say Thank You to God for everything he’s doings in our lives.
Ese on repeat x100 ❤️
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Omo nothing concern poor man with stew again, them gimme 10 tomatoes for 2k. 🤕
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My biggest fear is not being able to provide for my immediate family, do you know how humiliating it is for your mum to call you for financial assistance and you give her stories?
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Dream, struggle, create, prevail. Be daring. Be brave. Be loving. Be compassionate. Be strong. Be brilliant. Be beautiful.
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Affordable Housing.
PMS N65/Ltr
Cheap flight.
Clean Corrola N950k
Open Borders.
Cup of Loud/ N5k 🥹
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Ever had this experience while dating an Igbo girl? Happened to me once and she may likely see this video 😂
Shout out to Igbo ladies really.
Kindly Engage & RT❤️
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When my sis was sick and needed to go in for surgery, she made a list of all she had, the people owing her & the amount , people who’s jewelry’s were with her, her bank accounts, her atm pin, her mobile app log in.
It was funny to me, but then it was very important.
There are a lot of people/families today living in poverty but their shadows are wealthy.
Many of the people who are dead today, left wealth behind... without the rest members of the family knowing there is a property or cash somewhere they don't and will never know about.
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Pick your poison.
Black, White or Coffee?
🫡
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One time i invited this girl over & she almost finished one bunch of banana & nuts I kept.
Moments later her tummy started rumbling & she rushed to the loo.
I was so disgusted, like why are you eating this much as a lady?
She never never heard from me again after that day. 🐣
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Took a break, but I’m coming back. 💪🏾
Time to have Bankers calling me again to ask where i get cash from. 😂
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The devil doesn’t need to lead me into temptation, I already know the way.
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If you want a vacation, but you do not have enough money for Seychelles or Zanzibar.
Then join us on a Five Days Staycation in Benin Republic.
Packages covers:
•Transportation from Lagos and back to Lagos.
•5 Night Accommodation.
•Daily Breakfast.
•Border Protocol, Tours,
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Heavenly Father, please envelope my life with ease. Whatever people find difficult , let me get it with ease as from today.
Let ease be the hallmark of my life in all ramifications. I’m tired of hard luck, shower me with your Grace dear Lord. 🧎🏾♂️
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Hard earned 20k, she replied “Thanks anyway.”
On my birthday someone sent me 5k, i almost did the Ronaldo Suiiiiiii.
Some women are wicked.
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Feel like traveling to the south, probably Uyo or Cali.
Tired of this Abuja and the north entirely.
Any small money now, I don enter road.
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@Brightgoldenboy
@SaharaReporters
“Suspected to have been sponsored”
Does it even matter? Do they not hold the right to protest? Is the cause of the protest not valid?
Bright, try and act like your name na bros.
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No Motivational Quotes today, anything you like, do with your life.
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Wrap the Third frame in a nylon, go deep inside the bushes in dawaki. Dig a hole and bury it there.
After burying it, do not look back.
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If anyone mistakenly asks me if I’m okay, i fit burst cry.
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I was too embarrassed to post this photo yesterday.
But yeah, Fok it. 😂😂😂😂
Flashback Friday.
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Imagine doing all of this without taking Alcohol or weed.
You can’t tell me Nada, Arabs are built differently, They come with Extra Life.
Fast & Furious, Haram Drift 😂
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Ibadan People said , Hold My Cup.
😂😂😂😂😂
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This year, instead of you to call me “Dear”, its better you call me a Thief.
Happy New Year Guys.
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Lmao. You see that peace of mind? I’m in on it 100%
I will never turn my receipts on, i also don’t care if anyone has read my messages and chose to ignore.
Italawa, we gather dey.
read receipts? off
last seen? off
online status? off
peace of mind? on
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I find this really funny.
Odumeje needs to start billing her. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Hi guys,
Tomorrow I’ll be selecting 10 winners,
On behalf of
@LampstandTravel
for Free Visa Processing or Admission Processing for Individuals who are looking to Travel out this year.
To the UK,Canada,USA ETC.
Follow Me,
@SplendorDara
&
@LampstandTravel
Kindly RT 4 others 🫶🏾
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Stop dating broke girls, don’t even laugh with them. I don’t know what they deserve, but you deserve better.
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A hill I’m ready to die on, turkey is trash and it just has good PR.
Chicken is way better and sweeter.
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@instablog9ja
Licking my nipples s the most useless sexual activity i have ever experienced.
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This account
@Maleekoyibo
will tweet praises at God atleast once a day. No matter what.
If you post scriptures or words of affirmation, please feel free to tag me daily. I must draw closer to God.
Follow for a follow back.
Kindly RT
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At this point i have to Mute this tweet.
Knowing that alot of people were feeling exactly how i felt same time last night, Feels like i helped them put their thoughts into words.
May we all find Ease.
🫶🏾 Always
I think I’m in a secret battle with the Universe, I’m not a very lucky person, everything i do is blood and sweet. I’m legit very jealous of alot of people i consider lucky.
I know I’m not the only one who feels this way, it actually saddens me.
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This is Stupid & wedding Mc’s need to stop this rubbish.
Setting people up to spend money they didn’t plan for will never make sense to me.
Imagine how utterly embarrassing it will be if the guy didn’t have money to spray.
Nonsense and Ingredients
She caught the bouquet and was asked to pick her spec from the crowd 😂👋
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Pretending like its your first time, when in reality, you’ve been to the Cinema to watch the same movie with 3 other women.
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My Major challenge with cooking, is going to the market to buy the things i need to cook.
Are there Abuja Aunty Esther’s?
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Dami Adenuga no go fold keh?
True true na only like 8 straight guys remain for Nigeria.
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And here’s how her villain story started.
18 slaps, zero tears, New personality unlocked.
Namtira Quinn
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Hey. 🌚
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If you think you have problems, there’s always someone with a similar or bigger problem.
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We wake up pretty around here.
Thanks to mummy and daddy.
Against all odds, try marry fine wife.
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Swimming is a survival skill.
Swimming is a survival skill.
Swimming is a survival skill.
Swimming is a survival skill.
Swimming is a survival skill.
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-Know when to leave.
-Stop asking people how much they pay for rent.
-If you didn’t bring food to the house, why are you asking for extra?
-Why you trying to poo on first visit? Hold it & take it back to your house please.
-Aim well while peeing, keep my WC clean please.
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I don’t look like what i have been through.
5 Seconds of greatness. 🐣
Alhamdulillah.
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Grace has brought me this Far and it will take me even Farther.
Go with God.
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After paying for Food, I’ll pay for Service Charge & VAT. Probably tip the waiter or the doorman.
Then you expect me to pack plate?
You think “Service Charge” is a pet name for Jollof Rice?
Normalize cleaning up after you eat at a restaurant.
Yes, you pay for the service, but it doesn't cost you an extra cent to make life easier for other people.
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For such a small account, my tweets are doing good numbers.
I mean, controversies aside.
Thank you my mutuals for always engaging my tweets.
🫶🏾
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@HananyaNaftali
Alot is happening in Africa, Nigeria, congo, somali, ethiopia. Even in Haiti. But the world only care about what’s happening between the jews and the Palestinians.
No Jews, No News
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Hi Guys, on behalf of
@LampstandTravel
&
@SplendorDara
I will be selecting 10 people aspiring to travel out this year, maybe more,
For free Admission Processings & Visa Processing.
Kindly indicate interest under this tweet, winners to be announced by 6pm.
Must be following.
RT
Hi guys,
Tomorrow I’ll be selecting 10 winners,
On behalf of
@LampstandTravel
for Free Visa Processing or Admission Processing for Individuals who are looking to Travel out this year.
To the UK,Canada,USA ETC.
Follow Me,
@SplendorDara
&
@LampstandTravel
Kindly RT 4 others 🫶🏾
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My face show.
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If you have HND ✅
Graduated with 3rd Class ✅
Looking for Cheaper Tuition ✅
Flexible payment plan ✅
Your Japa dream is Valid & we’d do the process for Free.
Someone on your TL might Need this.
Kindly RT
Attn:
Happy to Announce that we’ll be doing this monthly.
However, we’re narrowing down to Student’s who aspire to study in the UK. Free School Application & Visa processing for 20 Eligible applicants.
Thanks to
@LampstandTravel
&
@SplendorDara
Kindly RT 🫶🏾
Follow for updates.
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