KirstyB 🍉
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40ish Scorpio RedDwarf Stargate Cats DrumNBass Spiritfarer DreamlightValley DianaWynneJones teamcoriander Socially awkward crazy cat lady with Tourettes
Kaurna Country,South Australia
Joined February 2013
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Someone took this beautiful boy to the vet to have him put down because they didn’t want him anymore
He’s perfectly healthy, just extremely stressed from his ordeal
I hope he can be happy with us 🥰
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STOP THROWING YOUR FUCKING CIGARETTE BUTTS OUT THE WINDOW YOU FERAL FUCKING ANIMALS
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@NinaStormG
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@JamesAJanisse
I’m 37 and I get names wrong all the time. Poor guy probably hasn’t had a decent sleep in a week too!
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Successfully moved house! And it’s fucking amazing I love it so much
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@belinduhpyne
For as long as politicians have rental properties, they will not do anything about this issue. I wonder how many of them have Air B&B's?
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Marbles update
He just ate some roast chicken and then licked himself for a solid 5 mins
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I got asked for ID today!
On my 38th birthday!
I thanked her for the compliment 🥰😆
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Everyone posting old photos of themselves... Here’s me, off my chops, at 19.
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After how long BMW have been around for, you’d think they’d have indicators in their cars by now
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When I was a kid, I wanted to be an adult really badly.
Now, 30 years later, here I finally am, being an adult really badly.
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When it’s been so long since you’ve been out and gotten pretty; that you wear make up to ikea
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I’m 36 and today I bought dinosaur flanelette sheets for my bed 😍
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Negative! After being in contact with 2 covid positive people.
Thank Flying Spaghetti Monster!
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Finally watching the mandalorian... Now I see what all the baby yoda fuss is about...
OH MY GOODNESS ITS SO CUTE
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I wonder if U2 ever found what they were looking for?
Did they check behind the couch?
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Please send cat photos to help ease the depression
Dogs and rabbits and rats welcome too
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Thanks “Reserve Bank” for fucking over the middle class and putting our rent up by ridiculous amounts every time you up interest rates
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Old rich white dudes running the country who’ve never done their own washing in their entire life 😣
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Can everyone please cuddle your kitties for me tonight, you never know when it’ll be your last cuddle
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@byPlestia
Sounds like depression, which is to be expected from what you're going through :( x
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Why does it matter what colour someone is? What god they pray to? What is it isn’t between their legs?
See people for their soul, their spirit, their heart.
Humans are a such a plague on this planet.
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Today I saw the psychologists that my work provide.
It was really good to talk to someone and let it all out.
Hopefully tomorrow will be easier.
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Gets paid.
Instantly donates $200 to koalas injured from bushfires.
Poor again but happy because koalas.
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Just a reminder that the person who answers your call in the call centre does not make the decisions, so why abuse them?
Hashtag sick of abuse
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Please enjoy my poem I made about my laser tattoo removal experience
Holy forking shirtballs
That hurt
The end
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@itsJeffTiedrich
Every country in the world is sick of their media being filled with a giant orange toddler
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@TonyCollis
Oh my goodness, how are people so horrible to animals 😭😭😭 I’m so glad she found you xo
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After many years of being in relationships with people who are wrong for me, it's great to now see my life with someone who is perfect <3
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Just did the most amazing biggest poo ever.
Definitely in the top 3 most memorable poos.
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If you keep sending me Snapchats of your babies, I’ll start sending back recipes on how to cook them.
(I don’t have a mothering bone in my body)
Cats for life.
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Housemates car got broken into the other week, so we’ve set up a camera out the front.
Last night the motion alert went off. There was this guy skulking around... Talking to himself, so I set off the alarm on the camera... Then he starts dancing to it!!
Meth, it’s a helluva drug.
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Boyfriend wants to go out for dessert. Now I have to put a bra on. This is bullshit!
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@catrollison
I don’t want to have my own children, but I’m voting and fighting for your children’s future. For the future of the planet.
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Was feeling really low today.
At the end of the day I saw my neighbour walking his dog and went out and cuddled his dog and I instantly felt better 🥰
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Okay. No more politics from me. Back to cats, boobs and farts.
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It's my birthday month. I'm now at that age where I forget how old I am. I went about 3 years telling people I was 32 before I realised I was wrong.
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I turn 37 next month.
I also bought a new dinosaur quilt cover 🥰
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I got new flannelette sheets today. I’m so excited.
Being old is fun.
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