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Fun and cool/strong — onions are my own. Eng @pierredotco – prev @stripe @jquery @yayquery

Austin, TX
Joined January 2008
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Alex Sexton
9 years
What if instead of self-driving trucks we had direct lines between common shipping locations so traffic coulDAMMIT I invented trains again.
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Alex Sexton
20 days
It’s crazy how the “i made this” comic (by @nedroid) hit so good back in the day, but now goes even harder in the AI era. I find myself reaching for it even more.
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Alex Sexton
1 month
Let's flip the script on Liquid Glass. Try implementing *this* with Apple's Metal API graphics library.
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Alex Sexton
1 month
They also say you can cancel any time but don’t mention that they charge a cancellation penalty.
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Alex Sexton
1 month
Adobe just sent me an email announcing a price increase, but instead of saying that directly, they said that they are “enhancing” the price.
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Alex Sexton
1 month
I was looking up the requirements for an online passport renewal photo and really admired this guy who does not meet the requirements due to distance. Mostly because of the sick watch he's wearing.
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Alex Sexton
2 months
Been a minute since I watched a James Hoffmann video with coffee tasting in it, and I was pleased to find out that he now offers a second audio track that’s exactly the same as the original, but has no slurp sounds.
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Alex Sexton
3 months
I know it’s bait but every other video on my feed these days is like “i was today years old when i learned this is how it’s supposed to work” and it’s just someone using an appliance wrong.
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Alex Sexton
3 months
ur her man, im miller dms, we are not the same.
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Alex Sexton
3 months
i hack ur sites just to make them look better, call that design within breach.
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Alex Sexton
4 months
This kid loves to blog
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Alex Sexton
4 months
this is true.
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tomi
4 months
you can feed white people coleslaw out of your hand like they’re a wild horse.
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Alex Sexton
4 months
heard it here first: @pierredotco is gonna win.
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kache
4 months
let me explain why pierre is going to win. boomers, as liberal and bloodsucking as they are, many have at least on kid that is eating absolute shit and failing to launch. they understand what is at stake.
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Alex Sexton
4 months
technically one way to lower crime is to have fewer possible crimes to do.
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unusual_whales
4 months
The US government will no longer require shell companies to disclose their owners and beneficiaries, per the US Treasury.
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Alex Sexton
4 months
I’ve spent a week in Japan and I haven’t found a single Taisho era secret.
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Alex Sexton
4 months
It’s that time of year.
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Alex Sexton
4 months
Yea I know about MCP. Mustard.Catsup.Pickles.
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Alex Sexton
4 months
just got a new m4 macbook pro what are you installing first
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Alex Sexton
4 months
we’ve heard from the community and will be adding a privacy policy and copyright year to the website footer next sprint (7-12 months).
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Jacob
4 months
WOW. okay. You can now just SIGNUP for Pierre [dot] co. No waitlist, just a button. To commemorate this, we built a new website, new brand, have new funding, and changed our legal name to Pierre Computer Company, Inc. More details below (here’s a video of the website).
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Alex Sexton
4 months
sign up and lmk what u think nw if not.
@fat
Jacob
4 months
WOW. okay. You can now just SIGNUP for Pierre [dot] co. No waitlist, just a button. To commemorate this, we built a new website, new brand, have new funding, and changed our legal name to Pierre Computer Company, Inc. More details below (here’s a video of the website).
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Alex Sexton
4 months
hakuna frittata, has any one ever thought of that before??.
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