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Guys only invite u out to go bowling so they can see dat butt
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🚨 THEY ARE MOCKING YOU 🚨 The man in this nerds commercial that aired during the #SuperBowl looked eerily similar to Jeffery Epstein...
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incredible punchline to a thread. Sometimes the old twitter shines through
@Yendhay_ @Klauxgd @Galaxeiaa_Pawz @NOTLAFFOGRAMS @redzils_ @D33LAN33T @Bro_Pitbull @BALLSSSSSS66768 @_SirSmilesALot_ @SlothDamage
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Idk who the hell they’re gonna get for next year lmao pretty much impossible to go up from there
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Did roofing and demo work w guys like this I honestly think when we rolled the phones out we should have given them dummy phones that don’t connect to the Internet. Like the ones for kids. If you just let them eat pills and smoke swishers and drink OE/Mickeys they’re nice guys.
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Big salute to Andy Milonakis — bro hit the big 5-0 today 🎉 Born January 30, 1976. Respect the legend
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Elon was in those emails BEGGING to visit Epstein’s island. Had that assistant asking and following up day after day.
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hello this is the bank we have approved your million dollar loan to start your David Lynch themed Asian fusion restaurant Fire Wok With Me
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@liveforeverdemo Why does anything have to mean something
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telling my kids this Beanie Sigel & Young Dro
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type shit
An elderly Egyptian man entered a pharmacy asking for medicine. When told it was unavailable, he didn’t complain or get upset. Instead, he did a somersault in the pharmacy and calmly walked out. The pharmacist called it the strangest reaction ever.
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A psychic told me I would be killed by a “30 year old man in his 60s.” I laughed it off as utter nonsense. I’m not laughing anymore.
A child has been born from an embryo frozen in 1994, making it the “oldest baby” ever.
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The vape store cashier watching me hit "no tip" on the iPad
🧵 1/5: Violent leftists almost killed me that night in Kenosha. I defended myself, I was acquitted by a jury, end of story.
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All this beckham hoohaa has reminded me Posh spice signed to Rocafella and made a song with MOP😅
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🚨#BREAKING: President Trump has announced that he plans to issue $2,000 tariff dividend checks to middle class Americans without congressional approval.
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white girls in brooklyn either be dressed like big pun or frodo baggins there's no in between anymore
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This is the sort of thing a nine-year-old boy finds funny but I guess acknowledging that undermines how sinister the whole thing is.
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not with that attitude
turns out the Twin Peaks restaurants are NOT david lynch themed
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