America will never end the pandemic. You can all stop arguing now. Pro mask, anti mask. Nobody cares. We live in 50 little countries where the borders are completely porous the entire time. Nothing matters and no one is listening. Take care!
The CIA is a government bureaucracy that supports US foreign policy. If the CIA are tyrants so is the rest of the government, and in both Democratic and Republican administrations. Simply asinine.
Old white lady at Dennys was staring at my swag a lil too hard this morning so i mouthed the words “critical race theory” and she stroked out so hard paramedics couldn’t get to her in time, she died on the scene. Crazy stuff
Smoking on that shit that made Hani Hanjour perform a 330 degree corkscrew turn descending 7,000 ft over The Pentagon while flying at 450 knots despite flunking out of flight school
No i will not be answering questions about my anomalous volume of put options on United Airlines on 9/10. I’m just very good at stocks bítch stop pocket watching
[Guy who has never left Hyderabad, India]: He had the opportunity to lead Union Army, but he refused the offer because of his love for his home state. It is very unfortunate that Mr. Robert Lee’s statue is being removed.
Sometimes a girl will make an obvious mediocre joke tweet and then all the same old quote tweet merchants have a field day taking it extremely literally